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People Australia Issue 1909

People is the only mag for readers who like to see ALL of their favourite celebrities. It’s got jokes, puzzles, raunchy celebrity photos and big prize giveaways.

Country:
Australia
Language:
English
Publisher:
Bauer Media Pty Ltd
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26 Issues

IN THIS ISSUE

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the sexpert!

SHE’S a smart one, this Sabine Jemeljanova. The 27-year-old lusty Latvian pin-up queen – now living in England – has learned a lot of things over the years, like how to PLASTER A WALL and the square root of 39 (Editor’s note: It’s 6.2). But what Sabine has learned most about is FUCKING! And when she’ not remo to give us A she lik providing handy tips on how fellas can best get a R For example, convince chicks to GO THE TONK without ha “Why not improvise to save your energy?” suggests Sabine. “Ask her to GET ON TOP or try spooning. Another trick is to discuss with her what you’d like to do to each other, but BAN any touching or sex during the week. By the weekend, you’ll be…

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full frontal

RAP BAPS CARDI BOOBS! IT WAS recently revealed that Seppo hip-hopster Cardi B used to be a STRIPPER. Sadly, the 26-year-old quit FLASHIN’ HER FUNBAGS three years ago to focus on her (C)RAP MUSIC, which feels like a CAREER MISSTEP in our minds. If you’ve been UNFORTUNATE enough to hear Cardi’s music, your BLEEDING EARS can heal while you perv on this pic! CHEST ON SHOW CHARLIE’S CHARLIES! WE’VE got Brian Bowen-Smith and his FINE ART photography to thank for the TRIFFIC TATAS of Seppo model Charlotte McKinney. It’s their FIRST ALL-NUDE SHOWING and they’re currently on display at his website, bowensmith.com. All we need now is for Kate Upton to whip out her MILK DUDS, then we can die happy. NOW WOW! DISNEY GLANDS THERE’S a lot to like about this new Seppo telly show Now Apocalypse,…

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girls got game

We’re more pumped than Arnie in a weight room to see Avengers Endgame, the latest instalment in the hyoooge superhero movie franchise. In 2017’s Avengers: Infinity War, seemingly half the superhero team had been reduced to CIGARETTE ASH, so we’re interested to see how they get themselves out of that TERMINAL situation. But we’ll also be watching Endgame keenly to check out the latest group of SPANDEX-CLAD SPUNKS, including Captain Marvel (Brie Larson), Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), The Wasp (Evangeline Lilly) and The Ancient One (Tilda Swinton). All of them have some past NUDE FORM. Brie got topless in The Trouble With Bliss (2011) – sadly, it was only a rear view, but what a VIEW! Tessa – who also showed off her Asgardian ASSets in Thor: Ragnarok (2017) – went the Full Monty…

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porn watch

MOM & POP SHOTS WHAT the fuck? There have been TWENTY-ONE volumes in this series? How many perverted, horny parents live in Los Angeles? Frankly, the thought of our WRINKLED OLDIES shagging our mates makes us wanna SPEW. Then again, they’re not as good-looking as the Frankenstein-cocked fathers and muff-craving mothers on display in Mom & Dad Are Fucking My Friends Vol. 21. That may not be the most imaginative porno title we’ve stumbled across, but you certainly know what you’re getting when you watch it: scene after scene after scene of PRETEND PARENTS rooting pretend friends of their pretend daughters. Let’s face it, who gives a toss about the plot when we’re just here to see big dicks DESTROYING the vaginas of X-rated sloots Veronica Leal, Elen Million (far right), Nicole Love, Francys…

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news to us

FACE FUCKED! MMA fighters Artem Lobov and Jason Knight REARRANGED each other’s faces in an absolute SLOBBERKNOCKER of a fight at the fifth Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship in Mississippi. The Russian Lobov (left) ended up winning the GRUESOME, five-round battle against the Seppo Knight (far left). After the scrap, both fighters happily shared photos of their HORRIFIC injuries from the comfort of their HOSPITAL BEDS. BASE BRAWL THE normally piss-boring sport of baseball finally got INTERESTING recently when Yasiel Puig (left) of the visiting Cincinnati Reds tried to PUNCH ON with the entire Pittsburgh Pirates’ team. The big fella took exception to the home team’s pitcher Chris Archer trying to BRAND his teammate in the KIDNEYS and it was on like Donkey Kong in PNC Park. Several players and officials were EJECTED from…

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doing us proud!

SAVANNAH BOND LET’S kick off the STEAMY proceedings with the NEWEST entry into the adult fillum industry. The saucy Sydney sort flew to the USA recently to film her first X-rated scenes. The 27-year-old self-confessed SEX ADDICT later tweeted, “Nothing gives me life like fucking on camera.” We can’t wait to see Savannah soon in some HORIZONTAL ACTION. AUBREY BLACK THE 44-year-old single mum hasn’t mucked about since launching her carnal career two years ago. She’s already done BACKDOOR BANGING (Anal Mommas), GANG BANGS (Gangbang Creampie 188) and SQUIRTING (Taking Wifey To Work). Aubs is an escort, so contact her on Twitter (@iamaubreyblack) to find out what it’s like to ROOT a porn star! CHARLOTTE STAR THE 29yo Sydney stunna told us her onscreen humping career was going well: “New movies are being released all…

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