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People Australia Issue 1817

People is the only mag for readers who like to see ALL of their favourite celebrities. It’s got jokes, puzzles, raunchy celebrity photos and big prize giveaways.

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smell the love

YOU know what’s better than being RICHER THAN GOD? Munching on Maria Sharapova’s MUDFLAPS because you CAN! The tennis superstar’s STINKHOLE was on the menu for her MULTI-MILLIONAIRE Pommy boyfriend, Alexander Gilkes, 39, during their summer holidays in the Italian resort town of Positano. Despite the array of DELICIOUS EYETIE FOOD on offer, the CHEEKY auction house owner instead decided to CHOW DOWN on the 31-year-old Russki racquet-wielder’s DELECTABLE RUMP. Tragically, the paparazzi were unable to capture exactly what got dished up for the MAIN COURSE. We don’t blame Al for his ARSE BISCUIT ADDICTION one zot. We’d happily spend our last PENSION CHEQUE just to SNIFF Maria’s TOILET SEAT.…

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talking blue

IT’S been far too long between drinks – and SOAPY WANKS – since we last chatted to X-rated Aussie superstar Yasmin Scott. The 28-year-old Perthling is BACK and she’s brought her amazing 34DD bra-busters with her! Thank the Lord and pass the VASELINE! HI Yasmin. Long time, no see. What’s happening? “Hey! It’s been a year since we last chatted. In that time I’ve been back to America to take it IN ALL HOLES, back to Australia to take it IN ALL HOLES, and now I’m on a little break before I do it all again.” How’s the XXX bizzo been going for ya? “My squirting suddenly got UNCONTROLLABLY GUSHABLE! I shot a threesome scene just before Christmas for Babes called The Spirit Of Giving. Let’s just say me and Elena Koshka gave the…

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full frontal

JORDS’ GOURDS PAYING THE PRICE HUMAN blow-up doll Katie “Jordan” Price got her BAPS out for the PAPS while holidaying in Thailand. As we CHILLINGLY PREDICTED in our June 11 issue, the 40-year-old MILF has ditched Husband No. 3 Kieran Hayler, 31, for a younger model – 29-year-old fitness instructor Kris Boyson. Weird how her boy-toys’ ages are falling while her boob size keeps rising, eh? X-RATED TAPE STUCK ON YOU WE’RE no fashion experts, but at Miami Fashion Week those dirty birds from the Black Tape Project continued REVOLUTIONISING the humble bikini. Models wore little more than STICKY TAPE on their RUNWAYS as they strutted down a runway! The tape probably WAXED THE GALS’ PUBES when they TORE IT OFF as well. How’s that for handy? TEEVEE TITS AFFAIR ENOUGH FOXTEL’S Seppo teevee show The Affair claims…

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porn watch

WATCH THIS! WE ONCE asked a Pommy porn starlet – we’ll refer to her as Ms X to save her from any embarrassment – if she liked the BBC. Much to our surprise, she raved for the next 20 minutes about how much she enjoyed copping BIG BLACK COCKS in every orifice and that she couldn’t wait to appear in another scene with the same DONKEY-DICKED DUDES. Imagine how mortified Ms X felt when we told the poor lass the BBC we were referring to was actually the BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION, home of EastEnders, Midsomer Murders and other fine TV fare. Thankfully, there’s no confusion in the minds of Riley Nixon, Lily Lebeau, Sierra Nicole and Eliza Jane in the extremely graphic Black And Blonde Vol. 4 . If you love watching TIGHT VAGINAS being…

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meet the milf karen fisher

BORN: October 26, 1976 in Portland, Oregon STATS: 40DD-28-38 QUICK FACTS: Sixteen years is a long time to be necking spoof for a living, but Karen is just MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME: “I lost my virginity at 18. All my friends already had and were always talking about it. I wanted to have some stories to tell as well.” STARS IN: Big Boob MILF Demands To Get Fucked, Mom’s Slutty Vegas Trip, Slob On My Knob, 1-800-Dial-A-Dick 1, I Came In My Pants, Tit Fucking Mrs Fisher, Your Mom Tossed My Salad 14 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ROOT? “It doesn’t bother me if a man takes control during sex, just don’t get too rough. Be a man, but don’t throw me around.” GOT A PREFERRED SEXUAL POSITION, KAREN? “It depends on the day…

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news to us

SLOBBERKNOCKER! IN THE finale of UFC’s The Ultimate Fighter 27, Alex “The ’Fro” Caceres beat Martin “El Toro” Bravo in a BLOODY featherweight bout in Las Vegas. Fans hailed it as an all-time RIPSNORTER with both fighters trying their darnedest to PUNCH THE CUNT out of their opponent. But it was this STRAIGHT LEFT from Seppo Caceres that WOBBLED the Mexican mauler and swung the stoush in his favour. The judges awarded Caceres a narrow victory by split decision. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DUMPED! PRO gamer and full-time FUCKWIT Douglas Martin recently announced on YouTube that he’d DUMPED Yanet Garcia – aka “The World’s Sexiest Weather Girl” – to spend more time playing VIDEO GAMES. The 23-year-old Sepgolian SAD CUNT said he’d ended the three-year relationship with highly rootable Yanet, 27, because he had to do…