Table of contents for ISSUE 787 in Closer

If you made a New Year’s resolution to lose weight, one of two things has probably happened. You’re either starting to feel VERY good about your shrinking waistline... or you fell off the wagon and you’re drowning your sorrows in a Hobnob feeding frenzy. Whichever it is, this week we’ve got a brilliant diet special, full of delicious recipes and inspirational stories to keep you going – or renew your willpower. Plus you can join Slimming World for free! And we’ve another special, too – eight pages of Valentine’s gifts and style ideas. So whether you’re coupled up, still looking for romance or just want to spoil yourself or a friend, we’ve got just the treat for you!…

She has posted a string of erotic snaps of herself on Instagram since welcoming her third child, Chicago, last month – and last week she went to new extremes, sharing a topless picture of herself. Now insiders reveal that Kim Kardashian is desperately trying to cling on to her sex symbol status, amid increasing paranoia that she’s not as young and hot as she was in her 20s. As Closer previously reported, Kim, 37, is petrified her sisters Khloe, 33, and 20-year-old Kylie’s highly publicised pregnancies are stealing her limelight. A source says, “Kim’s been feeling down about a lot of things, including her sisters’ pregnancies, which she feels have totally outshone Chi’s arrival. She’s afraid of being labelled a has-been mum-of-three, and losing notoriety as the queen of celebrity.…

Her dramatic body transformation has made headlines over the past month, after she jetted to Turkey to have body-sculpting liposuction, leaving Lauren Goodger with a Kardashian-esque bottom and an ultra-slim waist. But just last week, shocking pics of the reality star emerged with swollen legs bulging out of tight leggings, a misshapen bum and a puffy face. As Closer chats exclusively to size 10-12 Lauren, 31, she looks at the pictures for the first time and gasps in horror. “I look like the bloody Michelin Man!” says Lauren. “I look like I’m wearing a fat suit. What the hell is going on with these pictures? They are clearly distorted because my Adidas trainers are only a size 4, but they look bigger than my head! “I do still feel quite…

According to Women’s Aid, signs of abuse include… • VERBAL ABUSE: Threatening or calling a partner names. • ISOLATION: Monitoring social media and preventing a partner from seeing friends or family. • HARASSMENT: Checking up on a partner and never allowing them to have any privacy. • SEXUAL OR PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Making a partner perform sexual acts, beating or restraining them. • DENIAL: Saying abuse doesn’t happen, that they can’t help it or crying and begging for forgiveness. If you’re worried, contact the National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 0808 2000 247 or visit www.womensaid.org.uk…

She looked happier than ever as she relaxed on a beach in Dubai last week – her first holiday since welcoming baby Rosie just three months ago. And new mum Sam Faiers – who also has two-year-old Paul Tony with her partner Paul Knightley – oozed body confidence in a swimming costume as she played with her children. Friends of the former TOWIEstar, 27, say that despite still adjusting to life as a mum of two, Sam is already feeling broody and wants a new addition to her family. And she’s absolutely thrilled that Paul is on board with the idea as well. CLOSE BOND A source says, “Sam always says that becoming a mum was the making of her – she immediately packed in her party lifestyle and is…

NICK HIT BY ABUSE CLAIMS FROM EX He’s been linked to a number of women in recent years, but last week Nick Knowles was forced to silence damaging “abuse” accusations made by his ex-wife Jessica Moor, as their divorce took an ugly turn. The claims, which the presenter strenuously denies, came just a month after the estranged couple enjoyed a family holiday together with their three-year-old son Eddie. In a Twitter statement, Jessica, 30, blasted the father of four for refusing to pay school fees, telling her followers, “As all parents can relate, children starting school is an incredibly emotional and happy time. EMOTIONAL CRUELTY “I did not submit a submission for Eddie as it has been long agreed by my (soon to be ex) husband that Eddie would be…

UNIQUE & CHIC This clever fragrance is designed to work with the scent of your skin for a blend that’s unique to you. So you and your other half can both wear it and it’ll settle differently. It’s based around a single ingredient – Iso E Super – which adds a woody, velvety touch, and feels calm without being boring. It’s a hit with the A-list, too. RETRO FAVE Launched almost 25 years ago, Calvin Klein’s classic unisex fragrance is still massively popular. Green tea, violet and orange flowers work together to create a fresh yet fuss-free aroma that will make you feel nostalgic with every spray. ZINGY NOTES This new aftershave is bursting with lemon, orange and coriander to create a zingy scent that has us dreaming of sunshine.…

‘We’re in a long- distance relationship’ Thanks to their busy careers, Mark Wright, 31, and Michelle Keegan, 30, are rarely in the same country. Michelle often flew to South Africa to film Our Girl , and her work projects can take her anywhere. Meanwhile, Mark’s job as a presenter on Extra means he’s based in LA. Marcel says, “Long-distance relationships are tough – when you love someone, you want to spend as much time with them as possible. Mark and Michelle clearly want to make it work, but there might come a point when one of them needs to bite the bullet and move to where the other one is.” ‘We’re always arguing’ They were Love Island’s most fiery couple, with Marcel often playing mediator for Chris Hughes, 24, and…

THAI TOFU AND AUBERGINE CURRY SERVES 4, READY IN 45 MINUTES INGREDIENTS • 2cm piece of root ginger, peeled and finely grated• 8 garlic cloves, roughly chopped• 4 banana shallots, roughly chopped• 2 red chillies, deseeded and roughly chopped, plus slivers to garnish• 60g fresh coriander• 3 lemongrass sticks, chopped• 1 tsp turmeric• 1 tbsp ground cumin• 1 tbsp ground coriander• 600ml boiling veg stock• 4 kaffir lime leaves, shredded• 2 large aubergines, cubed• 400g plain/naturally flavoured firm tofu, cubed• 1 tbsp dark soy sauce• 1 tbsp light soy sauce• 1 tbsp lime juice• Fresh basil leaves, to garnish• Dried boiled rice or noodles, to serve STEP 1 Put the ginger, garlic, shallots, chillies, fresh coriander, lemongrass, spices and stock in a small food processor and blend until fairly smooth.…

INSIDE LUCY’S FRIDGE • Eggs• Mozzarella• Houmous• Halloumi slices• Strawberries• Blueberries• Smoked salmon• Fresh chillies• Olives• Chicken fillets• King prawns• Spinach• Kale• Lemon• Ginger• Coriander• Tomatoes• Courgette• Lettuce• Basil• Dark chocolate• Coconut water• White wine LUCY How much do you spend per week? Around £120. I alternate between Waitrose and Tesco. Describe your daily diet… I’ll start the day with hot water and lemon, followed by an almond milk cappuccino. Then I’ll have eggs with avocado, feta, mixed seeds and fresh chilli on a wholemeal multi-seed pitta. Lunch is a chicken salad, with mozzarella, pesto, lettuce and pine nuts. If I have a busy day ahead, I’ll prepare an avocado or oat-based smoothie because it’s filling enough for a meal replacement. Dinner is usually a veggie Thai green curry with…

KAREN DANCZUK’S LIFE IN MONEY ‘Chanel perfumes are my weakness’ The former councillor and “selfie queen”, 34, discusses earning £50 a week, her past debt crisis and costly cleaning habit THE BEST MONEY ADVICE MY PARENTS GAVE ME WAS… “When my dad said to me, ‘If you can’t afford it, don’t get it’. Even though I didn’t always listen to him when I was younger, it has definitely stuck with me. I don’t even have an overdraft these days.” THE LUXURY I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IS… “Chanel perfumes. I have eight of them displayed on my dressing table. If I ever have any spare money, I’ll treat myself to more. My favourite has to be either the classic Chanel No.5 or Chance.” MY BIGGEST MONEY MISTAKE HAS TO BE… “Getting…

1 MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT PERFECT MATCH? THU 15 FEB, 9PM, C4 The show that claims to unite Mr and Mrs Right using the power of science returns, but how will this year’s three carefully selected couples feel when they meet for the first time at the altar? The series kicks off with a couple of live-wires: Stephanie, a police officer, and Ben, a property millionaire. Turn to page 34 for more! FACTFILE The weddings are for real. The couples have to sign their marriage licences right on the spot, after the ceremony... 2 GENERATION GIFTED THE SOCIAL DIVIDE WED 14 / THU 15 FEB,9PM, BBC2 This landmark series follows a group of children over three years. They’re all bright as buttons, but coming from a poverty-stricken background means they…

‘SHE’S DEVASTATED AND HAD BEEN SECRETLY HOPING IT WOULDN’T COME TO THIS’ The couple have been plagued with rumours that they’re leading increasingly separate lives, fuelled by recent speculation their new mansion reportedly has “his and her wings”. And last week, David Beckham made the huge announcement that he’ll be moving to Miami to launch his own football team – known as Major League Soccer (MLS) in the US – leaving his wife Victoria and three of their four children behind in the UK. While the deal has been four years in the making, insiders tell Closer that Posh, 43, had been secretly dreading the move and is now devastated as she prepares for a life in London away from David – with Romeo, 15, Cruz, 12, and Harper, six,…

Former glamour model Melinda Messenger, 46, was one of the biggest Page 3 stars of her time, but turned her back on modelling in 1997 and went on to have children Morgan, 17, Flynn, 15, and Evie, 14. She says, “It’ll be difficult for Kim to let go of the very sexy image she has created. A large chunk of her life has been built on how she looks. I used to need the validation of my glamorous pictures – and of course I enjoyed the attention. It can be hard to let go of being a sex symbol if your self-esteem is tied up with all the attention. “When I became a mother, I chose not to do any more sexy shoots. If we have a low sense of…

She’s spoken openly about her extreme broodiness in the past – and now Lauren tells Closer that she’ll stop at nothing to become a mum this year. “I’m putting my foot down!” says Lauren. “I’ve wanted a baby for so long and 2018 is the year it’s finally happening. Ideally, I would like to be in a relationship, even though I feel like I’m a strong, independent woman who could go it alone. But being a single mum is really tough.” Lauren’s friend and former TOWIE co-star Ferne McCann, 27, has spoken openly about raising her baby daughter Sunday alone after her ex Arthur Collins was jailed for a vicious acid attack. Lauren adds, “I have caught up with Ferne, but I haven’t seen the baby yet. Bless her! She…

Strictly fans are fuming after the axeing of one of the show’s most popular professional dancers, Brendan Cole – amid speculation that he was forced out following a spat with head judge Shirley Ballas. Talking last week about his sacking after 14 years with the hit BBC1 show, Brendan appeared close to tears as he admitted, “I’m a little bit in shock at the moment.” AGEISM ALLEGATIONS He continued, saying: “I’m quite emotional and a bit raw about it. I am very disappointed. It’s an editorial decision. I will never know the ins and outs.” Allegations of ageism were also sparked. At 41, Brendan – who has five-year-old daughter Aurelia with wife Zoe Hobbs – was the second oldest of the pros after Anton Du Beke, 51. A backlash on…

They’ve been best friends since their school days, but Billie Faiers says she has no plans to help Ferne McCann find a man. Ferne, 27, has been single since last April, after splitting from Arthur Collins – the father of her three-month-old daughter Sunday. Collins is currently serving a 20-year sentence for an acid attack in a London nightclub, which injured 22 people. And 28-year-old Billie – who is mum to Nelly, three, and 23-month-old Arthur with fiancé Greg Shepherd – says she doesn’t meddle in her pals’ love lives. “No, I won’t be setting up Ferne,” she laughs, when we ask if she plans to help her BFF find romance. “I haven’t set up anyone, actually. I don’t really know if any of Greg’s friends would be suited to…

It was the feel-good TV show that millions tuned into every week – but Glee fans are reeling after the death of one of its stars, Mark Salling, who killed himself last week. Mark, 35, who played footballer Puck on the hit show, was found hanged in woods near his LA home. It followed a court case last year, in which he admitted possessing 50,000 images of child sexual abuse. He was facing up to seven years in jail on his return to court in March. Some of his co-stars paid tribute to the actor. Jane Lynch, who played Sue Sylvester, said she was “brokenhearted”, while Matthew Morrison, who played Will Schuester, shared a picture with Mark on Instagram. But Mark’s recent conviction meant there were conflicting emotions, with some refusing…

DINNER & DANCING Swap a fail-safe LBD for something more fun, like a bold print clash. Make the most of that fancy restaurant, and be dance-floor ready, with look-at-me colours and jumbo jewels. Take inspiration from singer Zendaya and team girlie florals with a tough biker jacket and metallic heels. WEEKEND AWAY Pack pieces that you can mix and match for a long weekend’s worth of looks. Take notes from fashionista Olivia and team denim with knits and boots for daytime, then switch for a silky cami and smoky eyes for after-hours. COFFEE MEET-UP Not sure how your first face-to-face date will go? Opt for low-key chic that’s not too try-hard. An oversized blazer, like actress Margot’s, will pull together any outfit, while a bright lip adds a confident touch.…

BLUSH CRUSH Feb 14th isn’t just reserved for couples. Show your bestie how much she means with this vanilla-scented pink blush. HEAVENLY HEELS With pom-poms and fringing, these statement heels will ensure you put your best foot forward on date night. QUICK GETAWAY Vouchers towards a romantic night away will make a special gift you can enjoy together. CUTE CARD Simple yet sweet, this card will let your loved one know how you feel. Pop in a frame post-Valentine’s for a cute keepsake. SWEET TREAT You can never go wrong with chocolates or wine, and this hamper combines both for a tasty treat for two. FASHION FORWARD Diamonds might be a girl’s best friend, but this pearl-embellished tee is ideal for topping up cool-girl credentials. BARGAIN BUY Staying in? This…

HOW IT WORKS 1 Pick one breakfast, one lunch and one dinner every day. Feel free to repeat meals you enjoy. You’ll find more ideas at www.slimmingworld.co.uk or when you join your local Slimming World group. 2 Foods printed in bold are ‘Free Food’, which you can enjoy freely to satisfy your appetite with no weighing, counting or measuring. Base meals around Free Food like veg, pasta, lean meat, fish, rice, potatoes, fat-free dairy, eggs and more. Meat substitutes Quorn, vegan Quorn and tofu also count as Free Food. And if you feel hungry between meals, snack on fresh fruit, veg crudités and fat-free natural yoghurt. 3 As well as Free Food, stock up on fat-free salad dressings, herbs, passata, oil-free tomato purée, soy sauce, spices and stock, which can…

LOST 5ST ‘I can chase my kids around the park!’ Georgia Devereux, 29, from London is using her new-found confidence to train as a psychologist. The mum of two says, “When I was 18, I moved to London from the Isle of Sheppey. After growing up in a very healthy household, I revelled in my new-found food freedom. I’d have six packets of crisps for breakfast, a shop-bought sandwich for lunch, and takeaway chicken and chips for dinner. “When I met my husband Keith at 19, I’d gone up two dress sizes to a 14. And after our son Jake was born, I barely fitted into my size 16 maternity clothes. “When Jake was nine months old, my mum suddenly died of a stroke. Two months later, my dad was…

‘DON’T RISK DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT’ Women who dislike their bodies are missing crucial tests to spot cancer. Dr Christian says we need to tackle the issue now A third of women rarely or never check their breasts, and those who are unhappy with theirs are more likely to delay seeing their GP – even when they do spot a change. Another 35 per cent of women are too embarrassed to go for a smear test, as they are so worried about how their vulva might look. If that’s happening now, my worry is for the future – because we’re producing a generation of children who are dissatisfied with their bodies. A recent survey found that 36 per cent of seven to ten-year-old girls feel the most important thing about them…

IF IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK The year ahead could be very exciting. Expect the unexpected when it comes to cash and relationships (romantic or otherwise). In all cases, whatever happens should be positive. But make sure you don’t overdo it and look at where you need to be moderate. THIS WEEK’S CELEB STAR SIGN AQUARIUS 20 JAN-18 FEB This could be a wonderful week as long as you know you’re on the right path. Money, a promotion and better times in love could all be on the way. Pretty much all good things are possible now thanks to this week’s astrology and the coming eclipse. Find out what the New Moon means for you – call 0906 7511 677* PISCES 19 FEB-20 MAR You might feel like taking time…

2018 The former England captain seemed to catch the eye of an attractive brunette as he left an upmarket restaurant with his pals in Miami last month. 2017 On a motorcycle tour round the States last year, the star made this lucky fan’s day when he cheekily signed his autograph across her denim hot pants during a pit stop. 2016 While on a coffee run in California, the dad of four was seen looking towards a leggy blonde crossing the street in a pair of very tiny pink shorts. 2012 The former footballer is a big fan of basketball. He also got a closer look at this scantily-clad cheerleader at an LA Lakers game.…

‘SHE HATES THE WAY SHE LOOKS AND IS DESPERATE FOR MALE ATTENTION’ Gyrating up against men half her age in a crop top and PVC trousers, and putting on a provocative show for fellow revellers, Jordan seemed to be reverting back to her party girl ways during a paid personal appearance at Cube nightclub in Bangor last week. Partygoers revealed how the mum of five turned up “worse for wear”, then began drinking champagne. Bizarrely, Jordan – real name Katie Price – then claimed she was pregnant in a rowdy speech on stage. One clubber exclusively told Closer , “Katie arrived 40 minutes late and it seemed like she was already very drunk. She came in and asked for the “best champagne” the club had and was drinking that all…

Every day Grace Weatherill double locks her door and checks her windows are secure. Grace is just 19, but she lives in fear after being repeatedly assaulted by her ex partner, Cassius Harrison, 19. The abuse came to a head in May last year, when he stripped her naked, beat her and kicked her down the stairs, leaving her scarred for life. Harrison has now been jailed and Grace is determined to speak out and show other youngsters in abusive relationships they’re not alone. Grace, a healthcare assistant, says, “Our relationship was great at first, but Cassius gradually became controlling and aggressive. I was too scared to tell police until, one day, he hurt me so badly I was left with teeth marks on my cheek. You never expect something…

She may also be a mum of two, but Billie admits she doesn’t think little sister Sam is quite ready to babysit both her children yet. Sam, 27, and her partner Paul Knightley have son Paul, two, together and welcomed daughter Rosie in November. Billie tells us, “Sam always says I can drop Arthur and Nelly round at any time but, at the moment, I wouldn’t want to give her both my kids to look after on top of hers. Arthur is at that age where he is just running around everywhere – you’d need to have eyes in the back of your head!” But while Arthur might be a bit of a handful, Billie is proud of how independent Nelly has become. She adds, “With Nelly, it’s so easy…

NANCY MOTES Production assistant Nancy – half-sister to Julia Roberts – died of a drug overdose in 2014, aged 37. She blamed her siblings for her “deep depression”. NAYA RIVERA Last year, Naya, 31, was arrested for allegedly assaulting her estranged husband, Ryan Dorsey. The charge has since been dropped. DIANNA AGRON The 31 year old, who played Quinn Fabray, was reportedly forced to go into hiding in 2011, after a bitter break-up from actor Alex Pettyfer. CORY MONTEITH The star died in 2013, aged 31, of a drug and alcohol overdose, following a long battle with addiction. He was dating co-star Lea Michele at the time. BECCA TOBIN Becca, 32, who played Kitty Wilde, was on a business trip with boyfriend Matt Bendik when he was found dead in…

ON TREND CIRCLE BAGS From the catwalk to the arms of our fave celebs, the circle bag is set to be this season’s top accessory. With a huge range available, including pretty pastels and zesty brights, stay ahead of the game with our round-up of the best spherical styles. WHO WORE IT BEST? ANNABELLE WALLIS VS KATY PERRY Singer Katy and actress Annabelle look worlds apart in the very same scarlet dress. Katy rocked a sci-fi mash-up with neon heels and sunnies, while Annabelle kept the look ultra-glam, teaming hers with metallic sandals and minimal accessories. VERDICT Annabelle just pips Katy to the fashion post. We love that she’s added a tie-waist to give the dress a defined shape, making her our style winner this week. IN THE NEWS... HEARTFELT…

JUST LANDED FULL FLUTTER MAX FACTOR DARK MAGIC MASCARA WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT? This jet-black mascara is infused with sunflower seed wax to give lashes a silky texture and smooth coating of colour. OUR VERDICT: The twisted shape of the wand works well to catch even the teeniest of lashes. Just two coats defined, lengthened and filled out to create a statement flutter that lasted all day, without any mess or crunchy feel. Blinking brilliant! 3 OF THE BEST GET THE LOOK... CHISELLED CHEEKS Define your natural bone structure, like Anna and Mollie, with these handy contouring products… ❶ QUICK SHAPE-UP BENEFIT HOOLA QUICKIE CONTOUR STICK £23 Just one stroke of this darker-toned stick blended easily below cheekbones to create shape, and it lasted for hours. ❷ THREE IN ONE…

‘I never thought I’d meet someone like him’ With big money deals, fly-on- the-wall shows and lucrative sponsorships thrown their way, it’s easy to see why fans are dubious of the Love Islanders who hook up on the hit ITV2 show. It literally pays to stay together. But when we meet Gabby Allen, it’s clear that her relationship with 32-year-old Marcel Somerville – or “Marce” as she affectionately calls him – is the real deal. They text during our shoot and Gabby rings him when we’re finished to see if he fancies meeting up. But despite spending the first seven weeks of their relationship living in each other’s pockets, they’ve been keen not to rush things now they’re back in the real world. IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL “We’ve…

DINNER (Choose 1, all serve 4) FISH, FENNEL AND BUTTER BEAN RAGOUT Ready in 50 mins • Low-calorie cooking spray• 4 shallots, finely chopped• 3 garlic cloves, finely chopped• 1 fennel bulb, trimmed and chopped• 1 tsp sweet smoked paprika• 400g can chopped tomatoes• 750ml boiling veg or chicken stock• 400g can butter beans, rinsed• 500g skinless and boneless white fish fillets, cut into chunks• 150g raw peeled king prawns (or swap for tofu)• Handful of rosemary sprigs, to serve 1. Spray a large non-stick saucepan with low-calorie cooking spray and place over a medium heat. Add the shallots, garlic and fennel and stir-fry for 10 mins or until softened. 2. Stir in the paprika, tomatoes and stock and bring to the boil. Turn the heat to low and simmer…

• Health guru Melissa says, “This recipe is ideal if you have ripe bananas to use up! The bananas give a natural sweetness, while the quinoa flakes and egg add protein.” LIGHT SUPPER FISH TACOS WITH WALNUT SLAW 693 CALS 34.9G FAT 15.9G SUGARS 1.9G SALT PER SERVING SERVES 4 For the slaw: • 100g California walnut pieces• 150g savoy cabbage, shredded• 1 mango, peeled and cut into strips• 1 avocado, peeled and sliced• 3 sweet gherkins, chopped• 3tbsp plain yoghurt• 2tbsp apple cider vinegar• 2 spring onions, thinly sliced• 1tbsp honey• 1tbsp mustard powder• /2tsp garlic powder• /2tsp onion powder• Pinch chilli flakes For the tacos: • 4 fillets tilapia or other chunky white fish• 8 small flour or corn tortillas• 1tbsp sunflower oil STEP 1 Combine all the…

FAMILY MATTERS HOW TO HANDLE NOT BEING ‘THE FAVOURITE’ It may sound trivial, but it can be painful when your child prefers your partner. Emma explains why it happens and what to do It can be upsetting when one of your children acts in a way or even tells you that you are not their favourite parent, but it is human nature to have preferences, which means that, at times, children will appear closer to one of you. It is entirely normal for toddlers to select a “preferred” parent. It’s usually the one they spend the most time with – so it’s less to do with favourites, and more with getting what they want quickly. At school, when children start playing sports or taking up activities, they will often gravitate…

What’s the deal with Survival Of The Fittest ? There hasn’t been a show quite like this on TV. And it’s the perfect time of year for it, because while it’s miserable weather in the UK, you can watch some lovely people in glorious surroundings! The really interesting thing is the battle of the sexes element – we are pitting our contestants against each other in two teams: boys versus girls. They’re all single, so they could be distracted along the way. What makes this different to other shows? It’s the first time there’s been a show that sees boys versus girls. The challenges are massive, but will the boys do as well as you think? Or will the girls beat them? I think we’re going…

BELLA HADID In a bid to stay on the right side of PETA activists, supermodel Bella has taken to wearing fur while it’s still alive, then lavishing it with dog biscuits afterwards. The agony of waiting for the immersion heater to kick in so you can finally get hot water. Poor Toff. Sorry, Noel, but we see this and just think to ourselves, “Thank God we came off Tinder…” Joe’s famous for calling broccoli “little trees”. This is what he calls his “little wheels”… Riiiiight. It’s no accident that pets look like their owners. Jennifer’s pooch deliberately went to Specsavers to make it happen. PARIS HILTON... The socialite really needs to be more specific with her advice. This is a good call for a party, but not such a great…