Table of contents for 12-Dec-16 in Us Weekly

“I feel like it was our version of The Notebook — 365 texts.” Joking about messaging friend Emma Stone every day for a year, JENNIFER LAWRENCE “Catherine won’t stop referring to Samuel’s manhood as his ‘little peepee’ and I’m worried it’s already destroying his self-confidence.” Tweeting about wife Catherine Giudici and their 5-month-old son, SEAN LOWE “Try wandering up and down the junk food section of your grocery store and you will find your soulmate.” On how to meet a significant other, ANNA KENDRICK “She’s doing all of this positive spiritual programming and I’m asking people to get naked with me on the street.” On working in the same building as Oprah Winfrey, BILLY EICHNER “It would always just give me the biggest chuckle to see a little guacamole. .…

All Katheryn Winnick needs to see the future: her Costco card. “I host parties where friends drink wine and create vision boards of their lives,” says the star of History’s Vikings (Wednesdays, 9 p.m.). “Costco has the best wine selection. I get Wild Horse.” The single Toronto native, 38, spills her Cambridge Satchel Company tote. PAPER TRAIL “I have a black Moleskine notebook that I use as a diary. If anyone ever finds it, that would be really embarrassing.” SIMPLE SCENT “My favorite perfume is Etoile by Fragonard. I like subtle smells instead of ‘here I am.’ I literally have girlfriends who keep me hostage in the bathroom trying to figure out what it is.” LASHING OUT “I’m a girl who doesn’t leave the house without mascara. I’ll use…

Trisha Yearwood’s Baked Ham With Brown Sugar Honey Glaze SERVES 15 TO 20 1 18- to 20-pound smoked ham, water added, ham hock removed 1 16-oz box light brown sugar 1 cup (8-oz jar) clover honey 1 Adjust oven racks to accommodate a large, covered roasting pan. Fit the pan with a shallow rack. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2 Unwrap the ham and rinse it in cold water. Place it on the rack in the roasting pan. Cover the pan with the lid and bake for half the estimated cooking time (total cooking time is about 20 minutes per pound). Halfway through the estimated cooking time, add the sugar and honey to a saucepan, cooking over medium heat until smooth and sugar is dissolved. Pour the mixture over the…

The actress –and E!’s fearless ruling monarch,51- gives Us the royal treatment 1. I love listening to disco music from the 1970s. 2.When I was a teenager, I had pink hair and a nose ring. 3. I can’t live without Estée Lauder’s Advanced Night Repair. It’s the best serum on the market. 4. I love the yellow string bikinis from my Elizabeth Hurley Beach collection. 5. I love pictures of Brigitte Bardot in St-Tropez, France, in the ’60s. Such glamour, such style. 6. My biggest extravagance is builders. They’re always banging and crashing around my house. 7.I have been the Global Ambassador for Estée Lauder’s Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign for more than 20 years. 8. I was late to the Breaking Bad party, but I’ve managed to inhale the entire…

Tiffani’s Holiday Prep! They Drive Him Crazy!…

Odette’s Sweetheart Odette Annable has her hands full — literally. Her 14-monthold daughter, Charlie, with actor husband Dave Annable “still holds my hand to walk,” says the lead on CBS’s medical drama Pure Genius (Thursdays, 10 p.m.). “She needs moral support, which I’m cool with!” The Palm Springs, California–bred actress, 31, drops some knowledge. Q: Have you loosened up since those first days as a mom? Oh, yeah! We used to have everyone use hand sanitizer before they held Charlie. I was a real stickler. Now I’m like, ‘Germs are good!’ She’s got to build up immunity. Dave is more nervous. He has a baby on board sticker. He says it’s the “cool version.” Q: Any issues with your dog, Navy? She watches over Charlie and used to sleep…

American Music Awards Dangerous Women!  Guest of Honor! Chrissy in the Flesh!…

DAVID & VICTORIA Victoria Beckham has surrendered. Now that husband David has more than 40 tattoos, the designer, 42, has “given up on telling me to stop,” the former soccer pro, 41, told GQ. “She used to say, ‘Do you have to?’ But she knows it makes me happy.” JENNY & JASON Jenny Mollen, 37, and Jason Biggs, 38, want to give son Sid, 2, a sibling. “He’s a toddler, so he’s kind of an a‑‑hole,” the American Pie alum (in NYC November 18) joked to Us. “He needs another kid around to be like, ‘This isn’t just about you, buddy!’ ” DONNIE & JENNY Donnie Wahlb erg looks his best next to wife Jenny McCarthy. “I benefit from the glow that comes off of her,” the singer, 47 (in…

Brad Pitt did not go home for the holidays. For the Allied star’s first Thanksgiving since Angelina Jolie, his partner of 12 years and wife of two, filed for divorce, his parents “insisted he be with them,” says a Pitt insider. But instead of breaking bread in Springfield, Missouri, the “sad and frustrated” actor, says a Pitt pal, spent the day in a private villa with a close friend at the luxurious Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos. The most wonderful time of the year? Not for Pitt. Both the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services and the FBI have closed their inquiries into a September incident in which Pitt, 52, allegedly got physical with one of his kids aboard a private plane. Despite that, Jolie continues…

OPENS FRIDAY 12/2 Jackie Standing at 5-foot-3, Natalie Portman is nearly half a foot shorter than former FLOTUS Jacqueline Kennedy. No matter. Her performance in this stirring biopic stands tall. The framework is simple: At the end of 1963, a chain-smoking Jackie tells a journalist about her husband’s assassination and its chaotic aftermath. Her turmoil unfolds like an upscale horror movie. As the haunting musical score plays in the background, her magical life disappears in a snap. It’s up to Jackie to persevere through the madness. And it’s up to Portman to carry a film that veers into the tedious (there’s a lot of talk devoted to how to plan a state funeral). She captivates even when alone in a room — in the master suite taking off her bloodstained…