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Real People Issue 9 2019

Real People is a real-life title which delivers real-life stories, puzzles (and prizes) and affordable practical advice (food, fashion & beauty).

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this week in your fab value

Are feet a turn-on?! To me, they’re big, ugly, clammy things that look like misshapen root veg. They’ve no place trying to be all sexy for salivating tongues – there’s a reason they’re the furthest body part from our lips, people! But a lot of us go in for them. One being Christy’s fella (p10). He loved her tootsies so much he was fondling them, with her leg on his lap, while driving! But when the sex dried up, his fingers, that had once so sensually tickled her toes, turned into fists... And there’s more funny business between the sheets, as we find out all about objectum sexuality (p19). This is when people fall in love with, and sometimes wed, inanimate things such as statues, duvets and Ferris wheels! If, like me, it’s all too much…

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our mad world!

Comedy TOT WHAT A STAR My little boy Brodie had a great time with Darth Vader and Stormtroopers. The Force was certainly with him that day! Danielle Hopkins, Stockport, Lancs UK Emily Sparks, 83, has had to move from sheltered accommodation to a Travelodge after being hounded by a troubled ghost called Joyce, who steals from her, flushes her loo for hours and pulls her hair. ‘She’s attracted to my energy,’ she says. LEFTOVER TURKEY! Drone footage has revealed an eerie abandoned village of castle-like homes in Turkey. The luxury housing development is now rotting away after developers went bust. Spooky! RUMPY PUMPY FAILS Twitter user @cynanii from Pittsburg, California, asked followers to bare all, revealing their cringiest sex tales… • My wig fell off, he grabbed it, threw it across the room and kept going! @songisongi59 • Our nipple rings…

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soap on a rope

EastEnders Keegan finds out why Karen’s upset with Mitch and reacts by demanding drugs from Tiff – she says ‘no’. Another little push from Bailey and Keegan grabs some from Tiff anyway. Things go from bad to really bad, when Keegan collapses. A furious Karen wants answers, but Keegan covers his tracks. Meanwhile, Mitch admits to Karen that he’s seen Keegan with drugs before. Things escalate when Bailey tells on Tiff, prompting Karen to confront Whitney at the Vic. Tiff pleads her innocence. Tell the police, love, they’re waiting for you at No.31! Elsewhere… Jean’s still missing, and Stacey ain’t coping. Even after Shirley tells the Slaters that Jean’s been in touch and just needs space, Stacey can’t stop worrying. Kat resorts to extreme lengths to hopefully bring relief to her cousin,…

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look at me, i’m huge!

Picking at the lock, my heart thudded so loudly I was terrified my mum, Barbara, would hear it. I was just a nipper and we were dirt poor, so, to make the groceries last until payday, Mum had padlocked the pantry door! But me and my siblings were so hungry that we’d devised a way of picking the lock to steal slices of bread. ‘Shh, she’ll hear us,’ we hissed as we tiptoed upstairs, clutching a few bags of crisps. This was in the ’60s. Dad had walked out when we were little, so Mum worked long hours as an auxiliary nurse to make ends meet. For breakfast, she sent one of us out early to the baker’s to buy a bag of broken biccies. She’d divide it between the five of us. Tea was…

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miami nice

On first impressions, Miami conjures up images of glam music videos. Its wide boulevards are flanked by palm trees and pastel-coloured Art Deco buildings, all providing a backdrop to the fabulous South Beach. Miles of golden sand, sparkling turquoise waters and trendy bars – here are the reasons why Miami is such a hit with the fashionable set. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Zac Efron made the most of the sunshine when they flashed their trunks here in the 2017 movie Baywatch. But scratch the surface, and you’ll find that this city has a lot more to offer than Muscle Marys. From galleries to museums and amazing wildlife, Miami is one vice you won’t want to give up. DON’T MISS History buffs can step back in time at the Vizcaya Museum, a stunning century-old Italian Renaissance-style villa,…

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blast from the past

Sitting at the kitchen table, I rolled my sleeves up. ‘Mummy, why do I have funny skin?’ I frowned, aged six. My mum, Julie, squeezed my hand. ‘When you were one, you were in a fire,’ she said. ‘They’re burns.’ With that, I went back to stirring a spoon in the mixing bowl, helping Mum make cakes. No one really mentioned my funny skin, but other kids stared, which I didn’t like. Whenever I asked, Mum and my dad, Patrick, just said it was an accident. But their eyes watered whenever they spoke of ‘that day’. When I was 10, they sat me down. ‘We think you should know about the fire,’ they said. ‘It was the morning of your first birthday. ‘You were asleep in your cot next to our bed,’ Mum croaked. My brother, Mark, who’d been six at…