Table of contents for Jul-27-15 in Us Weekly

ZOOEY DESCHANEL Who’s that “adorkable ” girl? Not Deschanel! “I don’t personally have identification with that word myself,” the pregnant New Girl star, 35, says of the adjective often used to describe her on and off screen. “It was something that was calculated. . . . That was our marketing department at Fox.” JENNIFER LOPEZ Her claws are out: “I hate that they have a label for a woman who would date a younger guy,” the superstar, 45 (who is linked to Beau “Casper” Smart, 28), says of being dubbed a cougar . “If a younger guy is interested in you, what’s the big deal? What’s the word for the man who’s after younger girls?” RAVEN-SYMONÉ Don’t define the View cohost, 29, by her sexuality or her race. “I don’t…

Garden Party for Four! Chris Horses Around! J. Lo’s Riff on a Midriff! Team Taylor Takes Center Stage! Jess’ Need for Speed! Benedic t’s Game Face! Music Goes Over Cara’s Head!…

What a Match! STARS — THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! They Man the Grill! They Eat Snacks! They Shower at the Beach! They Take a Gamble! They Pay the Meter! They Go for a Ride!…

On the Mend John Stamos has entered rehab for substance-abuse treatment. The Full House actor, 51, was arrested June 12 and charged with DUI. Whoa, Mama! Sophie B. Hawkins, 50, welcomed daughter Esther Ballantine July 7. . . . Game of Thrones star Lena Headey, 41, announced July 10 she had given birth to a girl. The mom of Wylie, 5, has not revealed the father. Farewell Lawrence of Arabia star Omar Sharif, 83, died July 10 from a heart attack. Crisis Averted Carrie Underwood, 32, was forced to break into her own car in Nashville July 11 when her dogs accidentally locked son Isaiah, 4 months (and the keys), inside. “All is good now!” the singer, wed to NHL star Mike Fisher, tweeted the next day. Good Show Beyoncé,…

When Amy Schumer penned the script for Trainwreck (out July 17), she never dreamed she’d take the lead. “I’ve lost every role I’ve gone out for!” explains the Inside Amy Schumer comedian, 34. “It’s usually a funny role, but it’ll go to some model-y actress.” Even though she based the film’s commitmentphobic journalist on herself — and named her Amy — “I thought they would give it to Kate Hudson or somebody gorgeous,” she says. “Getting it was pretty shocking and exciting.” The single New York native gets real with Us. Q: This is your first big movie role. How does it feel to see yourself on screen? A few years ago, I just wanted to be funny enough to get a free order of wings at the bar. This…

Everything’s coming up Rose. On season 3 of Netflix’s hit Orange Is the New Black (now streaming), Ruby Rose steals the show as Litchfield’s seductive and mischievous new inmate Stella Carlin. The Australian actress, model and DJ, 29, tells Us the whole truth. SHE’S A JOKESTER “When I was filming, my friends tried to get me to tell them about Stella. I’d always give them a different story line just for s--ts and giggles.” SHE FEARED HER NUDE SCENE “I was given three days’ notice! I got the script and was just like, ‘Oh, God.’ So I went to SoulCycle and did a juice cleanse for three days.” SHE HAS MORE THAN 50 TATTOOS “When I think about getting another one, I remember how much longer I’ll be in the…

SIA KEMBLE > Actually, forget the hair. She has a face?! WHITNEY PORT FLORES > This makes me want to run for The Hills! KELLY OSBOURNE MILLER > Clearly, it’s time for her to leave the nest. SELITA EBANKS DEPP > Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Tiffany’s. JESSICA SZOHR MANNINGSCHAFFEL > Even Gossip Girl is speechless. TARAJI P. HENSON KEMBLE > Cookie’s rocking a Cinnabon. JENNIFER LOPEZ FLORES > I like big buns and I cannot lie!…

Just a slip of the tongue? Ariana Grande is feeling the burn after a surveillance video showed the pop star licking unpurchased doughnuts at Wolfee Donuts while an employee was away from the counter. “She spit on one of them and she dared the guy she was with [backup dancer Ricky Alvarez], and he spit on it too,” owner Joe Marin tells Us of her July 4 visit to the Lake Elsinore, California, shop. When the clerk returned with a fresh tray, the singer, 22, let fireworks fly. “What the f--k is that?” she sneered at the oversize treats. “I hate Americans. I hate America.” GLAZED OVER Now she’s trying to sugarcoat the debacle as a lesson in gluttony. “I am sorry for not using more discretion,” Grande said in…

Alyson Hannigan’s haul is familyfriendly. “I’m always throwing in a change of clothes and this and that for the kids and me,” the mom of daughters Satyana, 6, and Keeva, 3 (with actor husband Alexis Denisof), tells Us. The actress and Jockey Skimmies spokeswoman shares what else is in her Chanel tote. TOUCHY SUBJECT “Sometimes, depending on how the sinks work at bathrooms, it’s easier to spray my girls’ hands. So I’ve got a spray bottle of natural hand sanitizer from CleanWell.” LIP FIX “I do have my one makeup product, the Clinique Chubby Stick in Bountiful Blush. My lips get dry, so I use that.” CHILD’S PLAY “I have Saty’s Strawberry Shortcake doll and a cow toy that my motherin-law gave Keeva. You wind it up, and it does…

Superheroic Studs! Jen’s Dream Guy!…

GIULIANA RANCIC Replaced by Her Rival The E! anchor steps aside for Maria Menounos Ahost of problems? Although Giuliana Rancic thanked E! July 8 for supporting her “desire to embark on this next chapter” and sign off from E! News on August 10, network sources tell Us the exit isn’t drama-free. “She received so much negative press about her weight, and then the Fashion Police debacle with Zendaya,” one insider says. “They were over her.” The feeling was mutual. “She wanted to move to Chicago” for her family, says a second source. “And E! didn’t ask her to stay.” Another blow: Rancic, 40, will be handing over the reins to longtime rival Maria Menounos, 37. “From day one, Giuliana took all the plum assignments,” says the first source. “She tried…

Affleck’s Surprising Girl Skill Not an act? Gone Girl director David Fincher says Affleck was uncannily good at playing a cheating husband in the 2014 thriller. In the DVD commentary, Fincher noted his star had a knack for subtly checking his phone screen and for pretending to talk to someone on the other end of the line: “If I was his wife, I think I would be very suspicious, always, of whoever just called because he has a real gift at being able to insinuate a conversation.” Ben Affleck is a legendary charmer. But at the start of his San Diego Comic- Con panel, he could barely muster a smile. Seated atop a stage inside the massive convention center July 11, he stared blankly as his Batman v Superman: Dawn…

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Lela Loren didn’t know a garlic press from a potato peeler until she faked her way into a cooking job on an Alaskan fishing boat at age 19. If not for her foodie brother, Daniel Sharp (now a chef for NYC’s trendy Meatball Shop restaurants), she would have been sunk. “Every five days, we’d come back into port, and I’d call him to explain how to do things,” recalls the actress, who plays tough prosecutor Angela Valdes on Starz’s Power (Saturdays, 9 p.m.). These days, she’s a pro at whipping up dishes such as grilled peach arugula salad. “It’s great for a dinner party because you can make it quickly,” notes the single L.A.-based star, 35. The only snag: Her old pals are a bit hungrier since she started filming…

1. I am an avid Formula One fan. My team is McLaren. 2. I have my pilot’s license. 3. I always had terrible stage fright in my early years, and needed to keep a bucket right off the stage. 4. I have a hot rod: It’s a ’33 Ford with a 327 Chevy engine. 5. I played football in high school. 6. I starred in a movie with Jodie Foster [called Napoleon and Samantha] when she was 9 years old. 7. I love coleslaw. 8. I went to acting school with Blythe Danner, had a production company with her late husband, Bruce, and starred in a film with her daughter, Gwyneth Paltrow. 9. I am a news and sports junkie when it comes to watching TV. 10. I worked in…

“Nothing makes me happier than hearing that boy laugh.” On 5-year-old son Louis, SANDRA BULLOCK “What I thought was romantic was just embarrassing.” On dedicating songs to estranged wife Paula Patton last year, ROBIN THICKE “I’m more excited to watch #WetHotAmerican Summer than I ever was to go to actual camp. And I did a lot of making out at camp.” Tweeting about the cult film’s upcoming Netflix series, OLIVIA WILDE “I wish my period would send me an email with a link so I can unsubscribe.” AZEALIA BANKS “I say, ‘Come to me when it’s time to sign the check. It’s your day; be happy.’ That’s what I learned. You throw your hands up. A happy wife is a happy life.” On pleasing fiancée Eniko Parrish while she plans…

JOHN & CHRISSY European Vacation Count on Chrissy Teigen to mix business with pleasure. With husband John Legend, 36, on tour across the pond, the model, 29, packed her bags and joined the singer on a whirlwind trip to London, Paris and Florence, Italy. “They are yin and yang,” says a pal. “He introduces her to music and things he’s passionate about, and she brings out the silly side of him. That’s why they work.” Next order of business: having a family. “They’re trying for a baby,” adds a second source. “They’re confident it will happen when the time is right.” TIM & TÉA Unscripted Romance The chemistry is palpable between Tim Daly and Téa Leoni on the New York City set of CBS’s Madam Secretary. “They’re very professional, but…

● Rumer Willis (above) picking up a Gevalia Iced Coffee with almond milk while running around L.A. ● Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis stopping for lunch at El Maguey with daughter Wyatt, 9 months, while honeymooning in Lodi, California. ● Serena Williams and Novak Djokovic celebrating their Wimbledon victories by dancing to “Night Fever” at the Champions’ dinner in London. ● Derek Hough and Kate Hudson grabbing Japanese food in NYC’s East Village. ● Michelle Obama and her mom, Marian Robinson, sneaking into a Sunday matinee of Broadway’s The King and I in NYC. ● Colin Farrell waiting in line to buy popcorn with his sons, James, 11, and Henry, 5, at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood. ● Jon Hamm listening to music while walking through NYC’s Central Park. ●…

Officially, Kaitlyn Bristowe appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live March 9 to promote The Bachelorette. But she had a hidden agenda: During the interview, the Vancouver, British Columbia, dance instructor subtly tapped her lips several times. The message was meant for someone special: Nick Viall. Explains a Bristowe pal, “She told him she was going to do it to say hi.” Avid viewers of the ABC hit already know that she and the charming Viall had been in touch prior to filming. What they don’t realize: The pair’s romantic gestures went beyond flirty messages. Think sexual FaceTime chats, texts and hot-and-heavy phone sessions. “They were engaging in explicit communication for three weeks before filming,” says a source close to Viall, a season 10 alum. “He wasn’t ready to say goodbye to…

MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE Taylor Jenkins Reid A newly single 29-year-old moves from NYC to her native L.A. and reconnects with a sexy ex. From there, twin narratives suggest two possible paths, each leading to a different suitor. Her twisted quest for love turns out twice as nice. AMONG THE TEN THOUSAND THINGS Julia Pierpont In this novelist’s sharp debut, a spurned mistress prints her married lover’s emails and sends them to his wife — but his child opens the package. Pierpont’s refreshingly honest family drama tackles the inevitable fallout with wit and grace. MOVIE STAR BY LIZZIE PEPPER Hilary Liftin When an ingenue meets a dashing movie star, she’s swept into his luxe world. But their fairy tale (obviously) doesn’t last. Written from the perspective of a fictional Hollywood…

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SUNDAY 7/19 GIADA IN ITALY Chef Giada De Laurentiis whips up light fare for friends and family at a quaint villa in coastal Sorrento, Italy (rough life!). Her first menu includes pan-seared branzino, and gelato for dessert. Delizioso! (Food, 11 A.M.) TUESDAY 7/21 KNOCK KNOCK: LIVE Knock, knock! Who’s there? David Beckham, Lea Michele and more celebs picked by host Ryan Seacrest. On this new series, they arrive at folks’ doors, ask trivia questions and offer prizes! (Fox, 9 P.M.) WEDNESDAY 7/22 DATING NAKED: PLAYING FOR KEEPS The reality experiment returns with a twist. Instead of new couples each episode, the same pair date each other and more nude singles who pop in each week. Amy Paffrath hosts. (VH1, 9 P.M.) SUNDAY 7/26 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Curious…

Ashley Monroe The Blade Two can play at this game. On her fab follow-up to 2013’s Like a Rose, Ashley Monroe matches her Pistol Annies bandmate and bestie Miranda Lambert’s impressive versatility . Monroe’s velvety vocals cut right through spry Western swingers (“Winning Streak”), shuffling barnstormers (“Dixie”) and campfire-lit slow burners (“Bombshell”). Music City’s in for double the trouble now! (Warner Music Nashville) MY TOP GIRL POWER TRACKS! “Fight Song” phenomenon Rachel Platten, 34, hits Us with five of her best shots HAND IN MY POCKET / ALANIS MORISSETTE “She sounds so angry yet feminine. It made me want to be a rock star.” HOLLABACK GIRL / GWEN STEFANI “This one totally changed the game. Nobody else can sing like her. Sigh.” SINGLE LADIES / BEYONCÉ “All hail! I tried…