Must-Have Car Features
The headline in my local newspaper announced that there are “5 ‘must-have’ features on new cars.” Well, no kidding, I thought, everybody knows that: 1) Things That Move the Car; 2) Things That Stop the Car; 3) Things on Which the Car Moves; 4) Things with Which to Control the Car; and 5) Things to Sit On. Everything else? Optional. Glass? Nice to look through, a pain to clean the inside of, but unnecessary given the many cool goggles available these days. Climate control? Sure, if you’re worried about the wind blowing your man bun loose or maybe some harmless, superficial frostbite. Otherwise, a nicety. Turn and stop lights? There are so many useful hand signals available to drivers, yet most people limit themselves to two: an extended middle finger,…