ELTON WON’T CUT THE RUG!
FOLLICLE-challenged Elton John has been wearing wigs for decades, but sources say the legendary singer’s closest pals are begging him to ditch the rug and embrace his chrome dome! “His hairpiece looks like a wounded animal curled up on his head and died there, and it only gets worse when he sweats during concerts,” dishes an insider. “It’s time for him to let go of his insecurities and be honest about his baldness. It looks downright silly for a 75-year-old man to wear a rug!” The Rocket Man has admitted to experimenting with hair transplant surgery in the 1970s after his thinning blond locks deserted him — but ultimately decided an orange-tinged toupee was tops! Still, insiders gab that no matter how much his friends ride him, he’ll never flip his wig. “His vanity is…