National Enquirer January 10, 2022

SLY Megan Fox was caught by National ENQUIRER spies slinking away from a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon’s office with a peculiarly plump pout! Our photos show the “Midnight in the Switchgrass” star, 35, trying to hide her swollen lips by pulling up her sweatshirt and keeping a hand over her kisser. But a shutterbug caught a shot of her fishy pucker as she climbed into her car! The “Transformers” hottie saw her career heat up in 2021 amid her PDA-packed romance with “Bloody Valentine” singer Machine Gun Kelly, 31, and the bombshell has made multiple appearances as the tattooed rocker’s red carpet arm candy. However, the knockout recently confessed she still struggles with her self-image! “I have body dysmorphia,” she admitted. “I have a lot of deep insecurities. We may look at somebody…

PARTY BOY Pete Davidson is ordering new galpal Kim Kardashian to loosen up and embrace her wild side or he’ll boot her bubble butt to the curb, tattletales said! According to sources, the “SNL” comedian, 28, is worried the 41-year-old reality princess is too stuffy for a sizzling long-term lovefest. Tinseltown’s most unlikely twosome began dating over the holidays, despite her messy ongoing divorce from billionaire rap kook Kanye West, 44. Insiders said the mother of four is rapidly becoming obsessed with the notorious ladies’ man, who’s already dated a who’s who of Hollywood hotties, and drools over his prowess in the sack. Romancing potent Pete is seen as a big part of Kim’s fast-track plans to formally rid herself of the obnoxious rapper, despite his pathetic and public attempts to win her back,…

+ TALK about a boss move! Working-class hero Bruce Springsteen, 72, reportedly sold the rights to his massive music catalog, which includes hits such as “Born in the USA,” to Sony Music Entertainment for $500 million! + UNVACCINATED “90 Day Fiancé” alum Jason Hitch, who appeared on season two while dating Brazilian woman Cássia Tavares, died from COVID-19 in a Florida hospital. His sister Shannon said the former Army reservist, 45, didn’t have any preexisting conditions. + THE longtime Beverly Hills home of the late star Kirk Douglas is going for a mint! The property, priced at $7.5 million, includes its own Walk of Fame featuring stones signed by Liz Taylor, Frank Sinatra and more.…

BOORISH Ben Affleck has angered girlfriend Jennifer Lopez with his cold-hearted comments about ex-wife Jennifer Garner driving him to drink, tipsters snitched. Now the ex-boozer Batman’s insensitive talk about the long-suffering mother of his three kids — Violet, 16, Seraphina, 12, and Samuel, 9 — has set off major alarm bells for J.Lo, who’s siding with her man’s “Alias” actress ex, spies said. The “Argo” director outrageously whined to radio shock jock Howard Stern about being unhappily hitched to dimple-cheeked Jen, 49, and claimed he’d “probably still be drinking” if they didn’t divorce. “It’s part of why I started drinking — because I was trapped,” Ben cruelly claimed. “I was like ‘I can’t leave ’cause of my kids, but I’m not happy, what do I do?’ What I did was drink a bottle…

BATTERED by her bitter divorce and dizzy from disagreeable dips in the dating pool, daytime diva Kelly Clarkson has told pals she’s swearing off men, insiders dished! Over a year after cutting ties with cash-grabbing hubby Brandon Blackstock, the 39-year-old daytime chat diva is still single — and sources said she’s learned to love it. “I’ll be single forever!” she recently crowed. “Kelly had a tough time going through a divorce after being married for seven years, and then had to deal with him trying to soak her for cash in the settlement,” spilled a source. “That’s why she’s been a little gun-shy with men!” As The National ENQUIRER previously reported, the “Stronger” singer won a huge victory last summer when a judge ruled to keep their 2013 prenup in place. The next month,…

CANDID Nick Cannon confessed he and galpal Alyssa Scott, 28, nixed chemo for their cancer-stricken son, Zen, and instead focused on keeping the ailing infant “as happy as he could possibly be” before the five-month-old’s death in December. Zen, the youngest of Nick’s seven kids from four different women, was diagnosed with a fast-growing brain tumor weeks after his birth in June. The “Nick Cannon Show” host, 41, explained, “We were having quality-of-life conversations. We could have had that existence where he would’ve had to live in the hospital, hooked up to machines, for the rest of the time. “From someone who’s had to deal with chemotherapy before, I know that pain. To see that happen to a two-month-old, I didn’t want that. I didn’t want him to suffer.” Instead, the “Masked Singer” emcee…