ASTRA. IT’S HARD TO THINK OF A CAR name with such a gap between the intended connotations (celestial, magical, the twinkling glories of the universe around us) and the harsh realities (hire cars, people called Kev, medium-speed police chases). Except, perhaps, Mitsubishi Carisma.
It’s equally hard to imagine that anyone has aspired to own an Astra since the aero-shape GTE of the 1980s. In fact, it’s quite difficult to remember what came after, so forgettable were the many generations of Astra that followed. There was that rounded one that seemed okay at the time, mainly because its rivals were the portly Golf 3 and the dreadful Escort 4. Then there was a more angular one that, thanks to Lotus, wasn’t horrible to drive but seemed perennially destined to come in…
