HOCKEY’S PRETZEL LOGIC
THERE’S AN OLD SCHOOLYARD gag that has one child asking another to say “toast” five times quickly. You may know it. After the second kid says “toast, toast, toast, toast, toast,” the first one then asks, “what do you put in a toaster?” Typically, the answer comes back as toast. Instead of bread. It’s a micro-brainwash. Repeat a mantra frequently enough and it becomes programmed. Knee meet jerk. Sadly, that’s often the reaction among some fans, media members and hockey personnel when an innovative rule change is suggested to improve an already terrific game. A recent case in point is the notion of one-minute penalties, a concept that surfaced at the NHL GMs’ meetings in the fall. Forget for a moment what these penalties would be for, because that’s not the…