“Are you excited for the Royal wedding?” Are you all excited about the Royal wedding? Well, sadly I’m a bit disappointed in it. If a wedding doesn’t have the potential for some jiltings, adultery revelations, paternity shocks, or just a good old punch-up at the altar, I kinda lose interest. In fact, the only shock left to be revealed at the wedding is the design of Meghan’s frock – so we thought we’d help her out, just in case she’s having a last-minute panic (you never know, she might be!), with a bit of soapie inspiration. Turn to p50 to see the potential gowns we’ve picked out for her. And if she emerges from that horse-drawn carriage on Saturday sporting ‘The Rita’, I’m taking full credit for her choice!
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