AWRIGHT ALL, COLD AND DAMP ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Sod what Sean Bean, as Ned Stark, may’ve said in Game of Thrones, winter isn’t coming – it’s already here. Hopefully that doesn’t mean we’re about to be overrun by hordes of incoherent reanimated dead running amok (although, it has to be said, the Christmas shopping rush isn’t that far away and you can definitely see the parallels…), or that so much snow’s going to fall that polar bears’ll be seen wandering the aisles of Aldi (other supermarkets selling useless shite’re available) trying to decide between fruit jellies or salted seal meat, but it is damn cold out there if you venture out on two wheels. Me, I’m back to thermals and electrickery, and getting a face full of road kak every time I take to the highways… I really…