“My nan’s a mardy old battleaxe that smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish. It’s a miracle she’s made 80.”
Can we meet Shona’s grandmother, please? Get her cast, Corrie!
“I love my job, but if I ever fancied doing something different, I really fancy doing what Jude does. It would be so exciting, swimming with sharks every day – and I’d have a little wetsuit cut up at the thigh, a knife, a spear gun.”
It’s a strong look. Has there ever been a Bond girl from Manchester?
“What gets me is, how can Frank pull a beautiful girl like Megan, and I’m still sad and single?”
“My guess is – well – you’re a tiny bit annoying.”
Poor Rishi. It’s cruel, but so true.
“It really…
