Poor old Roy is out in the cold this week, sleeping at Terry’s, with Pat furious over being kept in the dark about the car ring. However, Pat had better be careful, as she has competition. Given that Roy clearly likes his women big and blousy, Irene’s auntie Maureen should be right up his street.
Maureen (played by Diana Coupland of sitcom Bless This House fame – for those of you old enough) certainly thinks she’s in with a chance, and isn’t exactly subtle. Luckily for Roy, there’s only room for one terrifying woman in his life, and he goes scuttling back to Pat, begging for safe haven on her sofa. Soon, after a cards-on-table chat – and a few new ground rules set by Pat, who doesn’t give in…