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MACY GRAY’S VIBRATOR The raspy-voiced chanteuse, 47 dropped a buzzy track in July: On “B.O.B.” (a.k.a. battery-operated boyfriend) she brags, “He can go all night / Dark until the light.” Nine-volt sold separately. ED SHEERAN’S MARIJUANA “I draw you deep into my chest / That’s where it feels best,” Sheeran, 24, sings on “Sweet Mary Jane,” a 2015 ditty. “I’m so damn high / Have you seen my eyes?” Not through all that haze! QUEEN’S CAR On the 1975 hit “I’m in Love With My Car,” the U.K. band (fronted by Freddie Mercury, right) creatively rhymes “ forget her” with “carburetor.” MILEY CYRUS’ DEAD FISH When her pet passed earlier this year, Cyrus, 22, penned “Pablow the Blowfish,” an ode to the little guy. “How can I love / Someone…

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ODETTE & DAVE Sweet Baby Shower! We’ve been in full-on nesting mode!” Odette Annable, expecting a girl in the fall with husband Dave, gushes to Us. The Astronaut Wives Club star celebrated her impending arrival August 1 with a bohemian garden-themed brunch at Pearl’s Liquor Bar in West Hollywood, hosted by five pals. About 40 family members and friends toasted the mom-to-be, 30, while enjoying strawberry waffles and mimosas. (Her actor spouse, 35, popped by as she opened gifts.) “This is such an exciting time,” says Odette. “We’re taking it all in.” ELSA & CHRIS Passport to Paris Postcard perfect! Chris Hemsworth planned a Parisian getaway for Elsa Pataky’s 39th birthday during the weekend of July 18. The Vacation star, 32, treated his wife — and their 3-year-old, India —…

● The Bachelorette’s Nick Viall (above, center) reuniting with Clint Arlis (left) and JJ Lane at the Maestro Dobel Tequila bar at Lollapalooza in Chicago. ● Jake Gyllenhaal picking up aloe water from an NYC Juice Press after an intense Barry’s Bootcamp class. ● Harry Styles lunching in a tank top with friends at Chicago’s Soho House. ● Kelly Rutherford getting pampered with daughter Helena, 6, at Blushington Makeup & Beauty Lounge in NYC’s midtown. ● Channing Tatum proudly showing off pictures of daughter Everly, 2, during the Dizzy Feet Foundation Gala at Club Nokia in L.A. ● Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel sharing pasta at Union Restaurant near L.A. ● Cecily Strong singing along to Madonna in the DJ booth at No. 8 in NYC. ● Matt Damon and…

Gabrielle Union committed to four guys at her wedding to Dwyane Wade last August. Becoming a stepmom to Zaire, 13, and Zion, 8, the NBA pro’s sons with ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches, and foster mom to his nephew Dahveon Morris, 13, she says, “is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. It’s taught me about unconditional love — it’s one thing to say it and another to practice it.” The Miami-based actress, 42, is the ambassador for Tylenol’s #HowWeFamily initiative, a video project documenting the many forms families take. “Mine may not look like everyone else’s,” says the star of BET’s drama Being Mary Jane (back next spring). “But it’s real.” She talks boys with Us. Was it a challenge to go from single to stepmom of three? Initially, it…

Camila Alves doesn’t cut corners when it comes to feeding her kids. “Instead of looking at lunches as what’s quickest, I try to look at it as what would they have eaten at home?” the lifestyle expert, 33, tells Us. Which is why the mom of Levi, 7, Vida, 5, and Livingston, 2, whips up the next day’s fare the night before. “I’ll make variations of what I’m cooking for dinner.” The model, wed to Matthew McConaughey, 45, unpacks her eldest’s Crocodile Creek case. NOODLING AROUND “We do a lot of rice and beans, but Levi’s favorite is pasta with meat sauce. World Market has really funshaped pasta — everything from animals to spaceships — that I love.” DIVIDING LINE “I found these cool bento boxes, so I’ll put the…

SNEAK FOOD “To keep my son healthy, I throw secret veggies into his favorite dishes. He loves turkey meatballs. I just toss some spinach in when I make them. He doesn’t even know it’s in there.” TIA MOWRY, MOM OF CREE, 4 MAKE A DEAL “My sons have to read a book to get a half hour of computer time. For two books, they get an hour.” GARCELLE BEAUVAIS, MOM OF TWINS JAX AND JAID, 7 CHANGE THE GAME “I’m a fan of the app ChoreMonster. My boys have to get 100 points a day: Find your sweatshirt, 10 points; clear the table, help vacuum . . .” JULIE BOWEN, MOM OF OLIVER, 8, AND TWINS JOHN AND GUSTAV, 6 PLAY FAIR “For sharing, we explain to our kids, ‘You…

Fans are used to seeing Maisie Williams strap on Arya Stark’s armor in Game of Thrones. But the 18-year-old took it all off to play a rebellious student at an all-girls school in the drama The Falling, out August 7. The Brit admits she was thrown by her first sex scene (with her onscreen brother!). Now, she tells Us, “it happened. I’ve done it! First one down!” She reveals more. HER ROLE RULE “Since Arya, I was like, I’m never going to play a woman who isn’t human and isn’t real. If we stop playing two-dimensional [parts], they’ll stop writing them.” HER COMIC-CON SECRET “I sneaked out [on the floor] last year in my Spider- Man mask!” HER GOT JITTERS “I’m going to have to be blind doing stunts. I…

SUNDAY 8/9 DOWNTON ABBEY REDISCOVERED As their 2016 farewell season nears, the cast of the period drama takes a look back. (PBS, check local listings) MONDAY 8/10 SHE’S GOT GAME Marrying the Game ended without I do’s, so the rapper (a.k.a. Jayceon Taylor) is seeking love again — by taking the ladies on tour! (VH1, 9 P.M.) TUESDAY 8/11 STARTUP U Shark Tank meets Silicon Valley in this bright reality challenge. Ten would-be tech moguls shape their concepts with guidance — and potential big-bucks backing — from billionaire investor Tim Draper and his friends. Erin, 27, has a cute online gifting idea. And David, 27, thinks he’s on to something with his marijuana delivery app! (ABC Family, 10 P.M.) WEDNESDAY 8/12 KEVIN FROM WORK Anyone up for a new office…

Cloaked in controversy: Gisele Bündchen reportedly wore a burka to slip into Paris plastic-surgery center Clinique du Parc Monceau July 15. The garb is worn by some Muslim women to protect their modesty, but the model, 35, and sister Rafaela used it as a disguise. Says an onlooker of the stunt, which took place during the holy month of Ramadan, “People were turning because they looked so out of the ordinary.” And, perhaps, because they were breaking a French law. A ban, introduced in 2010, restricts people from covering their entire head in public. NEW LOOK The star, who vowed in 2008 to never get plastic surgery, was likely trying to save face. Per the New York Post, the mom of Benjamin, 5, and Vivian, 2 (with husband Tom Brady,…

CHRIS VS LIFETIME’S UNREAL To Chris Harrison, the Lifetime Bachelor satire UnReal is the most heinous show ever. He says the series has no right poking fun at the ABC love hunt he has hosted since 2002. “You can only do that when you are part of the vernacular,” Harrison, 44, said July 27. “It’s a sign of respect.” Not that he’s above taking a jab. “Nobody is watching,” he claims of the drama, which premiered to 815,000 viewers. “It is terrible.” GOOD DAY SACRAMENTO ANCHORS VS CARA For Cara Delevingne, Good Day Sacramento doesn’t deliver on its title. During a July 28 interview, coanchor Marianne McClary blasted the Paper Towns star, 23, for her subdued mood and biting quips. (The model joked she hadn’t read the John Green tome…

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New Addition Charlize Theron, 40, adopted a second child . The little girl, named August, was born in the United States and joins brother Jackson, 3. Fairy Godmother Taylor Swift, 25, met her godson, actress Jaime King’s 1-month-old son, Leo. “Meeting my boy,” the “Bad Blood” singer captioned a precious July 29 snap. Who’s That Girl? Zooey Deschanel, 35, and film producer Jacob Pechenik, 43, were married in Austin June 21 and later welcomed a daughter. Off to Oz Mary J. Blige has joined the cast of NBC’s The Wiz. The singer, 44, will play Evillene, the Wicked Witch of the West, alongside Queen Latifah’s Wiz in the December 3 live broadcast. Taking a Stand Amy Schumer 34, has teamed ÜFairy Godmother up with a distant cousin, New York Senator…

MICRO MINI2GO Sarah Jessica Parker’s girls get a kick out of the Swiss-made scooters. As kids grow, remove the sit-down model’s storage drawer to create a stand-up ride. ($130, ages 18 months–5 years microkickboard.com LOCKER GEM CHANDELIER A motion sensor turns on this chic, magnetized pendant lamp when she opens her school locker. Batteries sold separately. ( ($20, ages 10 and up, thecontainerstore.com URBAN REPUBLIC RAINCOAT When it’s raining cats and dogs, he’s covered in a water-resistant, lightweight polyester topper. ($60, sizes 8–20, bloomingdales.com UNICORN CASE It’s no myth: Cute can be practical. A whimsical silicone cover for the iPhone 5 and 5s protects from even the clumsiest of texters. ($17, skinnydiplondon.com) HOT WHEELS ULTIMATE GARAGE With its two elevators, helipad and space for 36 cars, this 24-inch-tall playset is…

Growing up far from Hollywood in South Africa, Charlize Theron didn’t idolize ingenues. “I wanted to be Jack Nicholson in The Shining and Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver,” says the 40-year-old. “I was like, ‘Where are those roles for women?’” She found one in the thriller Dark Places (out August 7) as Libby Day, the lone survivor of a family massacre. Theron — who at 15 saw her mother kill her father in self-defense — was “blown away” with the script based on the Gillian Flynn bestseller. “I [couldn’t] stop thinking about it,” says the single mom of Jackson, 3. She gets gritty with Us. Q: You seem to be drawn to playing troubled women — fair? I’m attracted to characters who feel truthful. For years, the “woman’s story”…

Ricki and the Flash is in theaters August 7. 1. I wanted to be an Egyptologist but got kicked out of 11th grade for nonattendance. 2. I name all corporate, music publishing and other creative endeavors after either my kids or my dogs. 3. I went to Vietnam in 1968–69 to play for the U.S. troops. 4.While there, I nearly blew up the band and myself with a hand grenade. 5. I once slept in an abandoned underground bank vault. 6. I miss the smell of vinyl records. 7. A third-grade teacher once asked me to hit her with the strap she used on us kids when we acted up. 8. Until the age of 16, I played in bands with my back to the audience. 9. I met Elvis.…

“He said, ‘I wrote you a song.’ And I didn’t have the heart to tell him he plagiarized. It was ‘Bingo.’” On her son’s Mother’s Day gift, SANDRA BULLOCK, MOM OF LOUIS, 5 “We sit there and talk about our kid the whole time! I’m like, ‘I want to say something really crazy and erotic to you,’ and he’s like, ‘Where’s Titan?’” On how date nights with husband Tim Witherspoon have changed, KELLY ROWLAND, MOM OF TITAN, 8 MONTHS “My son had just started school and obviously I was going through a separation, and I was like, ‘I can’t just up and continue work,’ and then I was like, ‘Actually, I can and I’m going to.’” On why she signed on to TV Land’s Younger, HILARY DUFF, MOM OF LUCA, 3 “There is…

GWEN & GAVIN Shocking Divorce Stefani and Rossdale file to end their marriage Gwen Stefani had no doubts when she filed for divorce from husband Gavin Rossdale August 3, citing irreconcilable differences. “The split has been in the works for a while,” says a source close to the couple, married nearly 13 years. “They were unhappy and sleeping in separate beds.” One problem: Rossdale, 49, “is a rock star, and he’s on the road all the time,” says a Stefani insider. The parents of Kingston, 9, Zuma, 6, and Apollo, 17 months, attempted to work things out when Stefani, 45, signed on to coach The Voice in 2014. “It helped their relationship because it kept Gwen working while Gavin was home playing Mr. Mom,” says another insider. “When he went…

She’s the newest member of the amorous babysitters club. Us has the dossier on Ouzounian. ● She was engaged — twice! A source says Ouzounian (below, July 29) was previously betrothed to financial adviser Scott Walker and, more recently, to Christoph Albury, a fisherman she met in the Bahamas. Says the source, “She moved there to live with him.” ● Her twin sister, Caty, was also a nanny and referred her to the agency that placed her with Garner and Affleck, says an Ouzounian source. ● Before her job with the Afflecks, she worked as a nanny for Neil Patrick Harris. After being fired by Garner, a source says, she interviewed for a sitting gig with designer Tom Ford, but didn’t get it. ● From 2010 to 2011, she was…