Peeing In The Gene Pool
CHRISTIAN.HAZEL@FOURWHEELER.COM Obviously, I’ve never met Charles Darwin. He died in 1882. But if he were alive today, I like to think he’d be the kind of guy you’d want to have a beer with if for no other reason than to hear about all the Darwin Award stories people shared with him on his Facebook account. “Hey, Chuck, I nominate my cousin for a ‘you’ award because he dressed in a banana suit and broke into the gorilla cage at the zoo. Here’s a video.” Stuff like that. Anyway, even though Darwin is gone, his theory on natural selection remains. And although I’m sure most of the little college pukes I see on the news whining for a safe space from accountability and responsibility are someday heading for an epic Darwin…