Vehicular Viagra
I’ve gotten soft. Not around the middle. Well, a little around the middle. If you only read the title and saw the photo of our long-term 2014 Range Rover Sport, you’re probably expecting me to start talking about how the Sport’s 510hp supercharged 5.0L V-8 is like a much-needed infusion of vigor and vitality. Nope. It’s actually quite the opposite. The Sport is the reason I’ve gone limp. Just a wet noodle behind the wheel. A real meat bag. It’s turned my driving skills flaccid and made me a whiney, pathetic excuse of an iron-fisted 4x4 ramrod. I used to be a hardcore off-road stud. My daily driver was a Ramcharger with no roof and 42-inch TSLs. It was my only vehicle and shuttled me to the office, grocery store, or…