Home Projects: Kill Me Now
Sometimes a food is a good thing. You can get a food of thank-you cards for saving a baby kitten out of a storm drain. You can get a food of birthday presents. You can get a food of vintage Jeep parts from your buddies when they segue into JKs. For stuff like that, a food is pretty sweet. What sucks is when the food is an actual food—with water and damage and insurance companies and all the detritus that goes along comes with it. That’s the kind of food I’ve been under. My family came home late one night to find water everywhere from a burst kitchen pipe. This being California, the water abatement company called for lead and asbestos testing before touching anything. If you give a bureaucratic mouse…
