Melania Edwards, the San Francisco-based banker, who last week revealed she gets up at 5.30am to ‘meditate, check in with friends and family in different time zones, play tennis’. Mark Wahlberg, the actor, who wakes at 2.30am, prays, works out, breakfasts, plays golf, and hits his own personal cryo recovery chamber, all before 9.30am. And obviously: me . Like all v productive, v efficient, v accomplished professionals, I’ve got an EMR. I’ll tell you about it if you promise you won’t rip the kershizzle out of me online (though if you do , I’ll know it’s because you’re what Melania Edwards described as ‘judgemental and jealous’ of my extraordinary discipline).
5.35am: Like Melania Edwards, I awake! Unlike Melania, it’s because my boyfriend is violently emptying the dishwasher, because I didn’t…
