“I know how to handle teenagers.”
Understatement of the century.
“You and Charity? You’re like, exactly the same person. She’s like you, in a dress.”
“That’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said.”
It’s also completely true!
“Now I hate you. You used me and you threw me to the dogs. Well, listen to me. You’re dead to me. I want you to stay as far away from me as you can. You and me, we’re done.”
‘Me, me, me, me, me, me.’ Well, it takes two to tango, Keanu – and you knew what you were getting into!
“You sleep with me, and that photo of Joe pings up on your phone. Is that an offer you can afford to refuse?”
Kim’s indecent proposal was pretty desperate stuff. You’d be…
