Dear Jamie and Andrea…
As Tates, you are contractually obliged to be grade-A drama queens, but we’re starting to worry that you are the worst parents ever.
Firstly, Andrea, you leg it with poor Millie and deprive her of enjoying lockdown in a palatial country estate, instead forcing her to spend countless weeks cowering in a hotel room without her ‘Daddy’. Then when she returns and no longer has her mum by her side, you, Jamie, storm about in a rage because the wife you ditched doesn’t want to see you. Finally, once the poor kid is totally confused by your antics, Jamie, and your disappearance, Andrea, you leave her in the custody of the wickedest woman in Emmerdale while you both play another round of the blame game. It…
