Life & Style Weekly November 19, 2018

“I MARRIED A CHEF BECAUSE I’M A F---ING GENIUS.”—AMY SCHUMER ON HUBBY CHRIS FISCHER’S ABILITY TO SATISFY EVERY PREGNANCY CRAVING “I’M NOT LIKE GAYLE-CLOSE WITH OPRAH…BUT I WOULD SAY WE’RE FRIENDS. I HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER.”—MINDY KALING ON A-LIST PAL MS. WINFREY “IN HER OLD AGE, SHE HAS THAT INDOMITABLE SPIRIT. I LOVE HER. I’M NOT A ROYALIST; I’M A QUEENIST.”—HELEN MIRREN ON QUEEN ELIZABETH II (WHOM SHE WON AN OSCAR PORTRAYING IN 2006) “NOW THAT I’VE FINALLY TRICKED SOMEONE INTO BEING MY BOYFRIEND I CAN REALLY JUST GO FULL CAT WOMAN.”—QUEER EYE ’S JONATHAN VAN NESS, WHO IS DATING RUGBY PLAYER WILCO FRONEMAN “I’VE NEVER GIVEN 60 SECONDS OF MY LIFE, EVER, TO ONE OF THOSE HOUSEWIVES OF BLAH BLAH AND KARDASHIANS…. I’VE NEVER WATCHED 60 SECONDS.”—JON BON JOVI ON HIS DISTASTE…

Old Navy MALIN AKERMAN vs ALISON BRIE Turns out stars do love a bargain — just like us! This $85 topper keeps both beauties looking comfy and cool when paired with skinny jeans and brown booties. Versace IRINA SHAYK vs KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Sorry, Kourt, but those wild caged heels sit too high above your ankle and make you look shorter by cutting your legs off in an awkward spot. Irina’s simpler lime green heels create a leg-lengthening finish. Elisabetta Franchi MADELINE BREWER vs ALYSON STONER The two starlets look nearly identical in their yellow dress, metallic pumps and pretty updos, but Handmaid’s Tale star Madeline’s black belt creates a more visible waist-defining finish than Alyson’s brown version. Givenchy JULIA ROBERTS vs ELIZABETH STEWART A matching moment for a celeb and her stylist? Bring it on! If…

A dark mark on their marriage! A visitor to Universal Studios Florida spotted a “dishevelled and distressed” Justin Bieber sobbing into his butterbeer at the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley, part of the park’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter. His new bride, Hailey Baldwin, attempted to comfort the “Never Say Never” singer, 24, before confronting him about his lingering feelings for Selena Gomez. “Justin was crying. It was obviously about Selena,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. “Hailey was stroking his face, and then she asked, ‘Why is it always about Selena?’” As Life & Style has previously reported, sources say Justin was devastated when news broke that his ex-girlfriend, 26, had suffered an emotional breakdown in October. “Deep down, Justin knew Selena still had feelings for him and that…

Paging Dr. Izzie Stevens! Katherine Heigl is considering scrubbing back in on Grey’s Anatomy — if showrunner Shonda Rhimes can forgive and forget their longtime feud. The 39-year-old actress “has always wanted to return to the show,” an insider tells Life & Style. “But it really comes down to whether or not Shonda is on board.” Katherine, who won an Emmy for her role, infamously left the medical drama in 2010 after dissing the writers’ room for not giving her “juicy, dramatic, emotional” material. “Bringing back one of Grey’s most beloved characters,” admits the insider, “would give the show a real shot in the arm!”…

Donna Martin divorces? When asked recently what she’d tell her 20-year-old self, Tori Spelling admitted at the Ultimate Women’s Expo in Edison, N.J., that she “probably would’ve made a lot of different decisions.” Starting with her marriage to Dean McDermott? Tori, 45, appeared to have left her wedding ring from the former Chopped Canada host, 51, at home that day. “She has trouble trusting Dean around other women, and he’s away for work so much,” says a source close to the mom of five, “leaving Tori and the nanny to pick up all the slack with the kids. It’s no secret Tori is unhappy.”…

All Mariah Carey wants is, well, everything! The 49-year-old superstar recently announced the dates for her upcoming Caution world tour — with a never-ending list of demands to go along with it. “Mariah doesn’t have a problem admitting she likes to be treated like royalty,” notes an insider. “And if she isn’t happy with something, everyone knows about it!” In addition to insisting that no one speak to her before a performance in order to preserve her voice or play any of her rivals’ music backstage, the “We Belong Together” singer also got a little carried away with her accommodations. “Special furniture has to be ordered, bottles of champagne chilled at just the right temperature,” sighs the insider, “and flowers, costing around $10,000, waiting in her hotel suite.”…