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“It’s nine months to Christmas…” “Sarah beds Damon!” screams our cover this week. Now, I’d better make a confession. While we do indeed have pictures of this passionate pair on an actual bed, the storylines tail-off with a ‘dot-dot-dot’ as they begin to kiss. If you’re old enough to know where babies come from, I’ll leave you to imagine what might happen next; without me detailing the, erm… ins-and-outs of it. Whether Sarah and Damon do “take to their relationship to the next level” is, for now, a mystery. As is the question of why Sarah is bothering at all when she’s married to Adam Barlow. Why eat hamburger when you’ve got haggis at home? At this juncture – as Sarah dallies with two fellas – I think it’s worth pointing out…