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Just as we were braced for one big Emmerdale secret to blast out – with bride Charity surely set to discover what Mack got up to while they were “on a break” for all of 17 minutes last summer – another bombshell entirely steals its thunder. Yes, somehow, no less gruesome a twosome than Frank Tate and Faith Dingle once got it together and a bouncing baby Caleb was born; presumably already wearing a fitted wool coat and an unreadable expression. Meanwhile, Kim’s learned there’s a spare heir out there, and has dashed to her leatherbound set of Inside Soap back issues to try to winkle out the identity of the mother… She’ll never guess! It’s the most Emmerdale plot ever. It’s got it all! Tates, Dingles, a secret child, a double…