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“Stacey prepares to butter her baps” It must be a funny old life, working as a soap storyliner. You’ll be on constant alert; always on the lookout for a news headline, illness or quirky new piece of technology that might be deployed as your next shock twist. There’s not a gadget – from cassette tape to webcam to bluetooth speaker – that hasn’t been used to accidentally transmit a secret affair, so our storyliner will often be found trawling their local MenKind gadget shop for inspiration. I can guarantee that, at some point – my guess is around 2025 – we’ll see a family robot blurt out what its owner has been up to with the neighbour’s wife. And with artificial intelligence on the rise, it might even do so out of…