Match of the Day Magazine Issue 664

WARNING! Read this mag at your own risk! YOU HAVE just stepped into the spookiest, most bizarre, spine-chillingly terrifying issue of MOTD mag EVER. It’s packed with petrifying posters, creepy quizzes, zombies, skeletons, ghosts and every slime-splatted page is dripping with danger. Are you brave enough to enter? Good luck in there, readers! WHAT’S IN THIS ISSUE? Give Jack Grealish a spooky refresh! JACK GHOULISH! HALLOWEEN CUP! Who will win the terrifying trophy? PETRIFYING POSTERS! Plus gruesome giant poster! Centre pages VIRGIL FANG DIJK MASK! Perfect for trick or treating! BEWARE! Contains terrifying teasers and creepy quizzes! Watch Premier League highlights on Match of the Day, Saturdays on BBC One…

WARNING! Read this mag at your own risk! YOU HAVE just stepped into the spookiest, most bizarre, spine-chillingly terrifying issue of MOTD mag EVER. It’s packed with petrifying posters, creepy quizzes, zombies, skeletons, ghosts and every slime-splatted page is dripping with danger. Are you brave enough to enter? Good luck in there, readers! WHAT’S IN THIS ISSUE? Give Jack Grealish a spooky refresh! JACK GHOULISH! HALLOWEEN CUP! Who will win the terrifying trophy? PETRIFYING POSTERS! Plus gruesome giant poster! Centre pages VIRGIL FANG DIJK MASK! Perfect for trick or treating! BEWARE! Contains terrifying teasers and creepy quizzes! Watch Premier League highlights on Match of the Day, Saturdays on BBC One…

1 ERLING HAALANDTHE GOAL MONSTER! ERLING IS A truly terrifying striker. He’s come to England and made the Prem look easy. The massive Norwegian bagged 14 goals in his first eight games – including a record-breaking THREE hat-tricks. He can score all kinds of goals, dominate defenders and even set up chances for team-mates. We’re horrified about what this means for other Prem sides! BE AFRAID OF... his monster speed! Haaland’s lengthy stride hides how fast he really is. He’s absolutely rapid when he's at full pelt! SCARY STAT! Erling scored a truly ridiculous 103 goals in his first 100 games in major European leagues. CR7 only hit 16 in his first 100! HALL OF HORRORS! Defenders, look away. Haaland has already scored all kinds of goals for City!…

1 ERLING HAALANDTHE GOAL MONSTER! ERLING IS A truly terrifying striker. He’s come to England and made the Prem look easy. The massive Norwegian bagged 14 goals in his first eight games – including a record-breaking THREE hat-tricks. He can score all kinds of goals, dominate defenders and even set up chances for team-mates. We’re horrified about what this means for other Prem sides! BE AFRAID OF... his monster speed! Haaland’s lengthy stride hides how fast he really is. He’s absolutely rapid when he's at full pelt! SCARY STAT! Erling scored a truly ridiculous 103 goals in his first 100 games in major European leagues. CR7 only hit 16 in his first 100! HALL OF HORRORS! Defenders, look away. Haaland has already scored all kinds of goals for City! 2 THE EXPLOSIVE PACE OF KYLIAN MBAPPE MBAPPE IS ELECTRIC.…

THE SPOOKY FINALISTS! FRIGHTON! KEEPER SCREAM HENDERSON Clean sheets all wrapped up! DEFENDER VIRGIL FANG DIJK The king of crunching, ankle-biting tackles! MIDFIELDER LUKA MODWITCH Magical chance creation stats! FORWARD RAHEEM MONSTERLING Utterly demonic wing play! STRIKER ERLING HAAAARGHLAND Frighteningly good in front of goal! ROARMOUTH! KEEPER NO HART Bone-jangling shot-stopper! DEFENDER KALIDOU GHOULIBALY Sends fear into the hearts of his oppos! MIDFIELDER PHILIPPE BOOTINHO Scarily good midfield tekkers! FORWARD VICIOUS JUNIOR Makes defenders walk the plank! STRIKER KILLIAN MBAPPE Must. Score. Goals! KICK-OFF! SPURRED on by the promise of a chest load of buried treasure, Vicious Junior hoists a Jolly Roger flag and gets the game underway with a swashbuckling cheer! 4 MINS! WOAH! After some devilish dribbling, Raheem Monsterling gets through on goal only for Kalidou Ghoulibaly to throw slime all over him. The ref’s too scared to send off the devious defender! 22 MINS TEK! WHILE THE ref’s doing his shoelaces, Luka Modwitch puts a spell on the ball, which makes it grow tiny legs. The ball runs straight for the Roarmouth goal – but the…

THE SPOOKY FINALISTS! FRIGHTON! KEEPER SCREAM HENDERSON Clean sheets all wrapped up! DEFENDER VIRGIL FANG DIJK The king of crunching, ankle-biting tackles! MIDFIELDER LUKA MODWITCH Magical chance creation stats! FORWARD RAHEEM MONSTERLING Utterly demonic wing play! STRIKER ERLING HAAAARGHLAND Frighteningly good in front of goal! ROARMOUTH! KEEPER NO HART Bone-jangling shot-stopper! DEFENDER KALIDOU GHOULIBALY Sends fear into the hearts of his oppos! MIDFIELDER PHILIPPE BOOTINHO Scarily good midfield tekkers! FORWARD VICIOUS JUNIOR Makes defenders walk the plank! STRIKER KILLIAN MBAPPE Must. Score. Goals! KICK-OFF! SPURRED on by the promise of a chest load of buried treasure, Vicious Junior hoists a Jolly Roger flag and gets the game underway with a swashbuckling cheer! 4 MINS! WOAH! After some devilish dribbling, Raheem Monsterling gets through on goal only for Kalidou Ghoulibaly to…