I bring a hopeful message from the future
OF COURSE, the main thing 2021 will be remembered for is the invention of the time machine. I realise that you don’t know this yet, so you’ll just have to take my word for it: 13 August 2021, a cry of “Eureka!” from a lab in Cambridge, a small explosion and, when the dust settled, the world had access to a time machine. Now it’s finally my turn to use it, so I’m sending back this letter to explain what life is like in the year 2051. First of all, and it pains me to say it, what a bunch of panic-mongers you guys were! High streets closed? Ha, if only you could see them now. What actually happened after the Covid-19 pandemic (the Time Travel Laws forbid me from explaining…