Be nice to the machines and they might be nice to you
IMAGINE THAT YOU’RE the editor of a technology magazine wanting to write a column about how astonishingly rapid the growth of computing has been. Imagine you’re looking for an opening line for said column. Imagine that you want to confirm when the first computer was built, and think that asking your smart speaker might be the perfect illustration of technology’s rapid rise… Me: “Alexa, when did computers begin?” Echo: “Here’s something I found on the web. According to lsuagcenter.com: The LSU AgCenter expert says most researchers recommend that children begin using the computer at age four.” Maybe I phrased that badly. Let’s try again… Me: “Alexa, when did computing begin?” Echo: “I know about 837 film noirs, including Sunset Boulevard, which was released on 10 August 1950.” A bit bizarre, but okay. It’s clearly my fault…