“Things went wrong between us – there’s no denying that.”
Talking to Kathy, old Wilmott-B wins the Understatement of the Year Award. Of the Century. Millennium.
“Monkeys are very intelligent animals. Some of them used to be removal men, they did. It was on an advert – fully clothed!”
If you think that’s impressive, Kirk, you should meet that family of Russian meerkats who’ve made millions selling insurance.
“You okay?”
“I’m extremely pregnant, and my baby is made of knives.”
You have to admire Emmerdale – doing its bit to discourage unplanned pregnancies.
“You cow, I loved that man!” “I’m not passing up a fortune just because you’ve grown a conscience. Which, from a woman who married a pensioner for his money, doesn't wash.”
“Oh yeah, because a septuagenarian gay…
