“Straight A Student”
I WISH I HAD KEPT IT, the first “climbing publication” I created, more for the laughs than anything. It was my junior year at Highland High in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and our composition-class teacher had tasked us with creating a ‘zine about some subject we cared about. My effort—all 30 staple-bound pages of it—detailed the latest climbing news in New Mexico, including my own lead of Monkey Lust, my first 5.10, at Cochiti Mesa in the Jemez Mountains. So convinced was I that the world needed to know the full details of my ascent that I’d drawn a topo of the four-bolt climb—you know, to go with my write-up about myself. My grade? An F: I’d turned my work in late because I’d ditched class to climb the day it was due,…