Closer的1 March 2016目录

To say Kerry Katona’s life has been a roller coaster would be an understatement. She rose from the depths of a troubled childhood to a chart-topping but short-lived pop career, while the joy of not one but three marriages ended up dashed by heartbreak. While many would have buckled, Kerry emerges smiling, and in an exclusive Mother’s Day interview with Closer , tells us she has no regrets at how life has turned out as it’s given her “five amazing kids.” Critics would say she’s made some unwise choices in the past, but she now has the wisdom to realise where true happiness lies.…

“Cheryl is planning her ‘bounce back”’ She split opinion when she made her big red-carpet entrance at The BRITs last week in a lemon-yellow minidress and long hair extensions – a world away from the sleek, pared-down looks she’s been showcasing in the past two years since meeting estranged husband, Frenchman Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini. And although Cheryl’s outfit was widely panned by fashionistas, sources say it’s all part of a strategy to sex-up her image and signal a fresh start in the wake of her marriage split. LETTING HER HAIR DOWN Cheryl, 32, underwent a style overhaul when she married JB in 2014 after a three-month whirlwind relationship, with pals close to the star saying her husband encouraged her to dress more sophisticated, opting for sleek, simple silhouettes, neutral tones and…

Their façade as the perfect A-list power couple has gradually been crumbling, with reports mounting that their two-year marriage is on the verge of collapse. And last week it was claimed that Kim Kardashian, 35, is considering filing for divorce from Kanye West following the rapper’s alleged meltdown in a hotel room at 4am ahead of his New York fashion show, where it was claimed “he caused a huge scene” and “refused to listen to anyone and kept screaming.” As Closer previously reported, Kim – who has North, two, and Saint, two months, with Kanye – has discussed a plan with her lawyers for if she decides to leave her marriage. Now insiders say in a bid to further protect herself, Kim has recorded several of his rants. A source…

‘Kristin Scott Thomas is wrong – English girls are reem’ I was pretty surprised that posh actress Kristin Scott Thomas – who was in Four Weddings And A Funeral – slated English girls last week, especially as she’s British! Last week Kristin, 55, said: “The English are terrible… like they wear miniskirts when they don’t have the legs for it… And [the English] love tanning, especially fake tan, which means, by summer, everyone is orange.” I thought it was a bit harsh for her to say English girls are “terrible.” English girls are reem and it’s up to them what they wear, if they feel confident and think they look good no one else should judge. Essex girls, like my friends on TOWIE, love fake tan, fake hair and revealing…

SHARING A SPECIAL CONNECTION Having something in common is one of the ways we bond when we meet someone special. But not all shared experiences start on a positive. Nicole Walker and Jehad Hatu – who have been dating for three years – met at a support group for young people affected by cancer. Nicole was just 17 when she was diagnosed with a rare form of ovarian cancer, while Jehad was 24 when he found out he had testicular cancer that had spread to his liver, lungs, intestines and lymph nodes Both endured surgeries and chemotherapy and had support from charity CLIC Sargent while recovering. They’ve now finished treatment. But seeing the best in life and finding the positives despite the negatives is their true bond. Student Nicole, of…

She’s been putting on a brave face since her TV show, Sam Faiers: The Baby Diaries, led some viewers to brand her boyfriend Paul Knightley “controlling” and a “pig” on Twitter. But pals say Sam Faiers, 25, is so concerned about the negative impact, she wants to return to TOWIE to resurrect her career. After the ITV special, during which Paul napped during her labour and asked her to make him beans on toast when she was breastfeeding, as well as kissing his mum on the lips, Sam defended him, calling him her “hero.” Now pals say she thinks if they both go on TOWIE, people will see Paul, 27, in a better light. A source says: “Sam wants to show the public that he’s not the monster he was…

IN THE NEWS M&S HAS GOT SPRING COVERED! When it comes to finding that perfect jacket to see you through to warmer days, M&S has got you covered – literally! From designer-looking embroidered bombers, to pink tweed coats, there is a shape, style and price tag for anyone looking for a springtime wardrobe updater. The quilted, satin khaki number (left) has got our attention – it will elevate your look into something a little more special for work or the weekend. In fact, it’s so wearable, you’ll be hoping the colder weather lasts a little longer. After all, this isn’t just a jacket range, it’s an M&S jacket range… MEET THE MICRO TREND... THE PINK BRIGADE Pink was the cool colour at the Topshop Unique London Fashion Week show. Suki…

Ever wondered how celebrities look so healthy and slim? One person in the know is nutritionist Madeleine Shaw, whose clients include former Made In Chelsea stars Millie Mackintosh and Caggie Dunlop. “Millie always starts her day with protein,” says Madeleine. “This helps to control her blood sugar levels so she gets no sweet cravings towards the end of the day. “Caggie always has raw chocolate with her. It not only tastes great, but is energising and nutritious, too.” HERE ARE MADELEINE’S TOP TIPS TO GET HEALTHY LIKE THE CELEBS BANISH THE BLOAT Start the day with fresh ginger and lemon tea, which cleanses the system and revs up your metabolism. Eat more protein, such as eggs, seafood and nuts to keep you full, as snacking can make you feel bloated.…

INSIDE ALI’S FRIDGE • Eggs• Honey• Garlic mayo• Blueberries• Raspberries• Mustard• Strawberries• Chicken sausages• Smoked salmon• Chocolate torte• Salmon• Milk chocolate• Butterscotch chocolate• Peppers• Blackberries• Greek yoghurt• Courgettes• Coconut milk• Kale• Sweet potato• Prosecco• Red wine Where do you shop? I’m not very organised, so I end up making several trips to my local Sainsbury’s. Once a month, I’ll go to Whole Foods to stock up on grains and supplements and I’ll nip to my local farmers’ market for cheese. I usually spend around £80 a week. What’s your daily diet? I have porridge with almond milk for breakfast, which I love, or occasionally smoked salmon with scrambled eggs. Lunch is carrot and coriander soup with rye bread, and for dinner I’ll have salmon with roasted veg and sweet potato or a Thai green curry with courgetti. I snack on Tracker bars or dried fruit. What’s the strangest thing you’ve eaten? A…

Apparently, 64 per cent of us don’t get our five-a-day, but it can help reduce the risk of everything from depression to cancer, as Dr Christian explains… You’ve probably heard that we should up our fruit and veg intake from five portions a day to seven. I suspect that’s because we don’t manage to get five, so by whacking the target up we’ll be more likely to reach three or four as opposed to two or three! It’s definitely worthwhile – here’s why… IT CUTS CANCER RISK A recent Harvard study found that eating plenty of fibre-rich fruit and veg could reduce breast cancer risk by a quarter. Women who’d eaten the most fibre (also in healthy carbs) in their teens had a 24 per cent lower risk of breast…

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, make 2016 the year you finally ditch the predictable flowers and chocolates; instead treat your lovely mum to a few hours of your time, just the two of you. And what better way to bond than to laugh, cry and swoon over what’s set to be this year’s biggest box office love story. The Choice, a film adaption of the bestselling book by Nicholas Sparks – author of The Notebook and Safe Haven – is a classic tale of romance with unexpected twists, heartbreak and enough golden retriever puppies to make your heart melt! Centred around Travis (Flags Of Our Fathers star Benjamin Walker) and Gabby (Point Break’s Teresa Palmer), who meet first as neighbours, the film is set in a small coastal…

Carly’s been a great nanny to April, but this week is accused of hitting her… It’s so out of character for her, but Emma Barton sees bruises on April’s arms and puts two and two together. Then comes her bombshell… She comes clean that when she was 22 she had a baby boy called Billy, who died of “sudden unexplained infant death.” She’s never told anybody about it. Why has she kept it a secret? Carly thinks if she doesn’t get upset and doesn’t talk about it, it’s as if it hasn’t happened. What research did you do? I watched some old episodes of The Jeremy Kyle Show, where he was talking to women whose children had died. They were all very matter-of-fact, but then one tiny thing broke them…

GROWN UPS 2 FAMILY COMEDY SUN 6 MAR, 9PM, CHANNEL 5 Adam Sandler and co are back for more family-based japes. Lenny (Sandler) and wife Roxanne (Salma Hayek) have moved back to his hometown for good, where they once again live alongside old school chums like Kurt (Chris Rock), Marcus (David Spade) and Sally (Maria Bello) slap-bang in the middle of suburbia. It’s not long until the old gang try to lord it over the younger generation. AMERICAN HUSTLE OSCAR-NOMINATED DRAMA SUN 6 MAR, 9PM, C4 Stand by for flares, glam frocks and an amazeballs cast in this fabulous drama. Yes, we’re talking Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper dressed to the nines and sashaying about in glorious ’70s fashions as they try to outwit each other.…

After nearly seven years of animosity – including a vicious court battle – warring exes Jordan and Peter Andre last week united to prove they’d ended their feud by Tweeting each other smiling emojis. The messages came shortly after Jordan, 37 – real name Katie Price – revealed they regularly text and that she wouldn’t rule out a photo shoot with her ex or even the idea of double dating with her husband Kieran Hayler and Pete’s wife Emily MacDonagh. THE MASTER PLAN Pals reveal this new friendship is all part of a master plan for Jordan – who’s mum to Harvey, 13, Junior, 10, Princess, eight, Jett, two, and 18-month-old Bunny – to launch a TV presenting career alongside Pete. Sources say Jordan devised the idea of a TV…

At last week’s BRITs, Cheryl appeared to have already launched her “revenge plan” as she dominated headlines with her latest look, a stark contrast to her previous, more sophisticated style. Closer’s Deputy Style Editor, Daniela Bellanca, believes Cheryl’s new wardrobe takes inspiration from her early career. She says: “Cheryl’s lemon ensemble was somewhat chaotic, the hair extensions were back in and, in comparison to her style of late, the dress was quite revealing. It’s a big change from the sleek, sophisticated style she adopted when she married JB. But, love it or hate it, this look was designed to get noticed and it worked. It isn’t too dissimilar from her image back in the Girls Aloud heyday (right), so perhaps she’s taking inspiration from happier, more carefree times and wants…

After years of failed diets, Lauren Goodger finally silenced the body shamers this year when she unveiled her incredible 4st weight loss and size 10 body. Despite her achievement, two weeks ago the former TOWIE star – who went from a size 16 to an 8-10 with the launch of her fitness DVD, Lauren’s OMG! Workout – was negative about her body in an Instagram post. Sharing a bikini picture while on holiday in the Dominican Republic with her boyfriend Jake McLean, Lauren, 29, wrote: “Excuse my #holidaybloat can’t wait to do my OMG fitness DVD.” TORTURING HERSELF Insiders say they are increasingly concerned that Lauren is fearful about gaining weight again. A source says: “Lauren took 50 bikinis with her on holiday and spent a lot of time taking…

Helen Croydon had relationships with sugar daddies for four years – and admits she became “hooked” on the monthly allowances and gifts. Now 38 and single, Helen says she’s struggling to find love. Writer Helen, from London, who joined Sugardaddie.com in 2007, aged 29, after splitting with her boyfriend, says: “At first, I had a penchant for older men, and enjoyed the dates in swanky hotels. When men began offering me cash and gifts it was hard to resist – I didn’t see the harm and I fancied the men, too. “During one trip to New York a man took me on a shopping trip and spent £7k on clothes at Prada. I became hooked on the lifestyle. After that I began accepting an allowance from other men. After two…

‘She died trying to protect her pupils – I’m so proud’ It’s been 20 years since 16 children and their teacher Gwen Mayor were murdered at Dunblane Primary School in the worst shooting in UK history. Most of the victims were aged just five, and a further 12 young children were injured. After the three-minute massacre, twisted killer Thomas Hamilton turned the gun on himself. The tragedy triggered an outpouring of grief, and as a result of the shootings, two new firearms Acts were passed, which effectively made private ownership of handguns illegal. Support worker Debbie Mayor was 19 when her mum Gwen, 45, was killed trying to protect her class. Single Debbie, 39, who lives in Stirling with her kids, Robbie, eight, and Millie, seven, says: “The pain never…

It’s near impossible to keep up with the on/off romance between former Celebrity Big Brother stars Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell, who have already had several tumultuous episodes in their five-week relationship. The couple confirmed their relationship as Stephanie left the CBB house last month, despite the actress being seen in tears that night after a heated bust-up. After Tweeting a series of loved-up snaps and announcing they were moving in together, Jeremy then reportedly went missing for 24 hours after a nightclub appearance, and stunned fans by Tweeting about being “the biggest mug” and moving “onwards and upwards.” BACKTRACKING They then cancelled a joint appearance on Loose Women as they’d broken up, with Jeremy’s rep blaming the “pressure of the relationship” on their split. But despite pics emerging of…

THE NEW SUPERS Fronting massive campaigns including Topshop and Burberry, these fresh-faced models are the coolest kids in fashion right now. While you may not know their names, their edgy leathers, moody black hues and too-cool-to-care wardrobe choices will soon be on your radar. THE SCREEN STARS Award-winning films and TV series have thrust these big and small screen stars into the spotlight. And with style choices as epic as their acting roles – think Hollywood glamour, colour-pops and prints all shown off in designer frocks and heels – they well and truly own the red carpet! THE MUSIC MUSES It’s not just their voices that’s got this singing set noticed – their award ceremony and gig ensembles are on point, too. Big hair, graphic prints and androgynous cuts ensure…

TRADE SECRETS… We all know how amazing dry shampoo can be for revitalising oily roots in between washes, and boosting volume, but have you tried spritzing it on to the end of your ponytail? Give ends a blast before rubbing and scrunching between your hands – you’ll be left with a fuller, bouncy and tousled ’do, without having to tong or style up. Talk about a quick fix! ON TRIAL This week, we tried rubs for baby bumps from £4 to £23. Here are our top three… 1 QUICK DRYING This stretch-mark hero contains vitamins, lavender and rosemary oil. It absorbed quickly, which meant we could get dressed soon after applying, too. 2 SENSITIVE SAVIOUR This rich shea butter took a little while to absorb, but once it had our…

THE MOVES She’s a slim size 10 but even Sarah-Jane Crawford admits she occasionally suffers body hang-ups. She reveals: “There are parts of my body I prefer to others, but I try not to say bad things about myself any more.” Sarah tends to exercise four times a week. If she wakes up at 7am, she’ll do a 20-minute Insanity workout or lift weights at a resistance-training class on her way to work. THE FOODS Sarah buys organic produce, avoids sugary goods and steers clear of alcohol to feel her best. Breakfast is a spinach and fruit smoothie made with her Nutribullet, while lunch is a boiled egg with tuna salad, and dinner is either Thai chicken curry or spaghetti Bolognese. She’ll snack on yoghurt, but reveals: “I love Lindt…

What’s your worst habit? Panicking about stupid things, like worrying I’ve left my hair straighteners on. Where’s your happy place? Sefton Park, near to where Hollyoaks is filmed. It’s so peaceful Ð a walk around the lake makes me feel zen. What’s your earliest memory? Baking with my mum and brother when I was three. Describe yourself in three words… Animal-lover, nerdy, kind. How do you cope with conflict? Panic and assume the worst. What’s your favourite smell? Coffee in the morning. When’s the last time you said “I love you”? This morning, to my boyfriend Nick. • Anna is supporting Stand Up To Cancer, visit standuptocancer.org.uk…

“My husband Toby recently went back to university to train as a lawyer, so we’re living off my salary of £21k. He gets a student loan of £4k, which is helpful but it doesn’t make a huge difference, so we’re using our credit cards. I spend a lot trying to eat well, then waste food – especially veg – when it goes off. We do a weekly Tesco shop online and sometimes use Clubcard points. We spend on travel – Toby takes the train to High Wycombe from Cambridge twice a week and I drive to work. We’re both generous so we like to buy rounds of drinks or treat friends to meals. We’re spending £800 a month on rent, but we’d love to save £20k over five years for…

They first met when Jordan and Peter Andre tried to crack America in 2008, and the former glamour model was reunited with Perez Hilton on last January’s drama-filled Celebrity Big Brother. Speaking to Closer last week, Perez, 37, revealed that Jordan had told him she desperately regretted her 2009 split from Pete. His revelation came as the former couple – who’ve been through years of animosity and a bitter legal battle that was settled in December – caused shockwaves after they Tweeted each other friendly emojis. Perez says: “I was pleased when I heard that Jordan had called a truce with Pete. I was encouraging her to salvage her friendship with him when we were in the CBB house. I was shocked that things had got so bad with them.…

Her family was made complete in January with the arrival of her third son, Kit, but while Coleen Rooney said she’s “over the moon,” pals say the special time has been marred with uncertainty. Just weeks after Coleen, 29, gave birth, her footballer husband – with whom she also has Kai, six, and Klay, two – injured his knee, with reports claiming he won’t play football for at least six weeks. UNDER PRESSURE To add to their worries, in recent weeks, speculation has mounted over the future of Wayne’s career and reports surfaced that Chinese football club Shanghai Shenhua offered £27m to buy him from Manchester United, with speculation a further £75m would be offered to Wayne for a three-year contract. But pals say Wayne, 30, could be put up…

She’s made no secret of her desire to lose her baby weight in record time after having son Saint in December, revealing in January that she’d already lost just over 2st and planned to lose another 2 1/2st. And pals say Kim Kardashian’s determined to be a size 8. A source says: “Kim lost 6lbs in the week leading up to Fashion Week, but she wants to go from a size 10 to an 8. She eats less than 1,500 calories a day and has daily fat-burning injections, which break down fat cells that you then pass through urine. Kim is feeling the pressure to match up to her slim sisters, so she’s hired two new trainers. She’s working out for two hours up to four times a week. She…

‘We need our own TV show – Keeping Up With The Katonas!’ As Kerry Katona opens the front door to us, all you can hear is laughter spilling out of her house. With her children running riot and singing together in the background, Kerry smiles: “It’s chaos, but we have a great time. We need our own TV show – Keeping Up With The Katonas!” The past few months have been tough for the family after Kerry split with her third husband George Kay in October. But, despite the rough patch, the family seem happy and content. All her children are impeccably well-mannered and friendly, and Lilly even goes around offering every member of the Closerteam a cup of tea. Kerry says: “So many people ask: ‘Do you not get…

Seven months pregnant model Chrissy Teigen, 30, came under fire last week when she revealed she and singer husband John Legend had chosen the gender of their unborn baby. After having fertility problems, the couple underwent IVF and decided to have a daughter. With a backlash growing over “designer babies,” Chrissy teased Twitter trolls by joking: “I also picked the embryo with a taste for bacon, a knack for magic, and [US] size 7 feet, so she can always find shoes.” Although gender selection is banned in the UK, American fertility expert Dr Daniel Potter has revealed the number of British women visiting his US clinic opting to choose the sex of their IVF baby is rising by 20 per cent each year. We ask two celeb mums who’ve undergone…

Following months of rumours around the state of their marriage, Millie Mackintosh and Professor Green announced they’d split last week, with reports later surfacing that the final straw was the former Made In Chelsea star’s reluctance to start a family. Sources tell Closer that Millie, 26, wants to end her two-year marriage to the 32-year-old rapper – real name Stephen Manderson – quickly to avoid any talk of a reconciliation. A source says: “Millie’s heartbroken. She didn’t want the marriage to end, but they were rowing non-stop and making each other miserable, so they came to a mutual decision to separate. Stephen was desperate to start a family and kept putting more pressure on Millie, who just wasn’t ready. She’s already instructed her lawyers to go ahead with filing divorce…

Tamara Ecclestone’s world was turned upside down last week when reports surfaced that her husband Jay Rutland had been arrested and charged for helping a drug baron in 2010. And pals say Tamara, 31 – who has 23-month-old daughter Sophia with Jay – is terrified for their future. A source says: “Tamara is questioning the trust she has in Jay. She is screaming with anger at him one minute and then wants him to hold her the next – she can’t help but feel confused but won’t stop loving him. She is on tenterhooks, hoping Jay will be cleared so they can move on with their life plans. Tamara is sick with worry.” Essex born Jay, 34 – who denies the charges – had a career as a stockbroker in…

WHO WORE IT BEST? Georgia May Jagger vs Carey Mulligan Model Georgia and actress Carey looked impeccably tailored in this Marc Jacobs number. Even though Carey covered up her tum, she did give us a peek of her ample cleavage! Georgia followed suit and matched the two-piece to her bizarre blue eyebrows (yes, really). VERDICT Georgia’s rock ’n’ roll edge – hardly surprising given her parentage – wins it for us. STYLE CRUSH! TAUPE MODEL Emily Ratajkowski, 24 The model and actress of the moment never fails to get it right – and this taupe ’20s-inspired gown is our case in point. Elegant drop earrings and a delicate chain necklace let her dress do the talking and matching makeup and nails finish the look. GREEN GODDESS Nicola Roberts, 30 Who…

GREEN DREAM “I’m a huge Orla Kiely fan – her retro/modern designs, like this dress [£130, down from £325], really sum up my style.” MY GUILTY PLEASURE “I bought this with my first modelling pay cheque, aged 20. It’s a mini Mulberry Alexa clutch and cost £450. I felt really guilty, but I’ve got the cost per wear down to under a pound by now!” WELL HEELED “I have a few designer pairs, but I’m so worried about wrecking them that most of my going-out shoes are high-street – they wear out so quickly!” BAGS OF LOVE “I borrowed an outfit from Burberry for the British Fashion Awards. I wore a pretty special midi-length lace dress and carried this suede mini bucket bag [£1,695] – which Burberry let me keep.”…

GUILT-FREE TREAT PARSNIP ‘TABBOULEH’ STEP 1 Put 2 large peeled and cubed parsnips in a food processor and pulse until finely chopped. Transfer to a bowl. STEP 2 Dice 1 cucumber and 3 large seeded tomatoes. Finely chop 60g fresh parsley and 15g fresh mint. Add to the bowl and stir. STEP 3 Add the freshly squeezed juice of 1 1/2 lemons, 3tbsp olive oil and a pinch of salt and ground black pepper to taste. Mix well. STEP 4 Leave the salad in the fridge for at least 1 hour or overnight. • Recipe and picture courtesy of Raw Food Detox by Anya Ladra (Ryland Peters & Small, £12.99) IAN CUMMING’S CHOCOLATE FLOWERPOT CUPCAKES MAKES 10 • 120g unsalted butter• 120g caster sugar• 2 large eggs• 120g self-raising flour• 25g fine dark cocoa powder• 1tsp…

When I found out that a friend of mine was having an affair with another friend’s husband, I made one of the most difficult decisions I’d ever had to face. Picking up the phone, I dialled my friend and told her that she had until the end of the day to come clean or I would tell the innocent wife what was happening. This type of action isn’t for everyone, but having been the victim of an affair myself I felt morally and ethically bound to prevent another woman feeling as foolish as I did. THE RULES OF THE BIG REVEAL • BE SURE. You need to be absolutely sure that an affair is happening before you confront anyone. Don’t believe rumours. Unless you have concrete proof, avoid getting involved.…

“MY POCKET MONEY WAS… A few dollars and I’d buy candy in the school’s cafeteria – Nerds or anything sour. MY FIRST JOB WAS… In a store called MARCS, which I thought was Marc Jacobs, but was an Australian outlet store. I earned £9 an hour. MY FIRST BIG PURCHASE WAS… I saved up to buy a cute little emerald Mitsubishi Mirage for £2,000. MY BIGGEST IMPULSE BUY WAS… I impulse purchase constantly. All of my impulse buys are now hanging in my wardrobe. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I OWN IS… My iPhone, which I bought outright for £600. MY LAST PURCHASE WAS… Rihanna’s single Work and some coconut water. • Seann is performing in the X Factor tour, go to Itv.com/xfactor/tour…

I’m at a posh London hotel, sitting with actor Andrew Lincoln. Clean-shaven and smart in his suit, the only giveaway to his alter ego – Rick Grimes in apocalypse survival drama The Walking Dead – is his slightly longer than necessary, wavy hair and a somewhat gaunt appearance. “I was reaching out for some pudding the other day and my wife slapped my hand away,” he laughs. “We’re only two months off filming season seven, and I need to be ready for that.” He’s referring to the fact the world as we know it has ended in TWD, and a slap-up meal isn’t exactly on the cards. It’s six years since Andrew, 42 – who found fame in This Life in 1996 and also starred in Love Actually – was…

IF IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK There’s a potentially fabulous year ahead, thanks to Venus links in your birthday chart. Venus is the planet of love and abundance, so over the coming months you can expect a firming up of your finances and some wonderful surprises to do with your love life. THIS WEEK’S CELEB STAR SIGN PISCES 20 FEB-20 MAR You’re in a cycle where you could make or lose a fortune, but the former is far more likely this week. If you’re after a pay rise or a new job, now is the time to put out those feelers. Try to be patient re love – the New Moon next week may chivvy things along a bit. Yasmin has a message for you – call 0906 7511 677*…