In Touch Weekly March 20, 2023

MISER OF THE WEEK KING CHARLES THE CHEAP$KATE! He presides over a $28 billion fortune and literally has someone dress him every day — so why does the king look so raggedy?! MOTIVATION OF THE WEEK JIMMY KIMMEL “I don’t want to show up looking like Cocaine Bear.” — on slimming down to host the Oscars FIB OF THE WEEK RILEY KEOUGH “I lied and told them I could sing.” — on her audition to play a ‘70s singer in Daisy Jones & The Six, even though she’d never ventured in the business that made her granddad, Elvis, an icon MANCANDY OF THE WEEK BRENT LEON He didn’t meet his soulmate on Married at First Sight Australia, but the hospitality manager and boxer, 33, shouldn’t have any trouble landing a date! MAKEOVER OF THE WEEK SYDNEY SWEENEY The 25-year-old actress debuted darker locks in late February. NUMBER…

SPINNING THEIR WHEELS Port Talbot, Wales, Feb. 28 Vicious cycle! PRINCE WILLIAM goes head-to-head in a spin class with PRINCESS KATE (in heels!) at the Aberavon Leisure & Fitness Centre. “She told us she’d won!” spilled a witness afterward. RUMOR HAS IT Las Vegas, Feb. 27 She’s engaged?! ADELE flashes a diamond ring on stage during her concert, sparking speculation that sports agent boyfriend Rich Paul popped the question. BIRTHDAY BOY March 1 “Here’s to more joy, more travel, yummy food, adventures, more peace, fun and, most of all, more love,” HAILEY BIEBER tells hubby JUSTIN as he turns 29, amid news that he’s canceled the remaining dates on his world tour. SHOWER POWER March 1 Soaking it up! KIM KARDASHIAN, who’s been putting in two-hour workouts every day, flaunts her famous curves. ENTERING THE MATRIX Paris, March 1 Did she take the red…

Maybe there is something to this conscious uncoupling thing after all. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin — who consciously uncoupled in 2014 when they ended their 12-year marriage — looked like the friendliest of exes in this Instagram selfie Gwyneth shared on March 2 to celebrate Chris turning 46. “Happy birthday to the sweetest father and friend we love you, cajm,” the actress, 50, wrote, spelling out Chris’ initials. The singer is now dating Dakota Johnson, while Gwyneth is married to Brad Falchuk. But she and Chris will always have a special place in their hearts for each other. “You know, he’s my family,” Gwyneth has said. “I love him.”…

Sophie & Joe CRACKS IN THEIR MARRIAGE? Married life is a Rollercoaster for Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner lately. Just months after the birth of their second daughter, the couple, who wed in 2019, “have hit a rough patch,” an insider tells In Touch. “They were at an industry event recently, and things seemed tense between them. People noticed. The two have a lot on their plate right now.” Not only do they have a new baby, but their other daughter, Willa, is 2. The pair are also in the process of selling their $17 million waterfront mansion in Miami. They purchased it in 2021, hired interior designer Sarah Ivory to redesign it, then abruptly decided to list it in November 2022. (The listing agent, Carl Gambino with Compass, declined to…

DREW HITS ‘BLOCK’ Getting ghosted by men isn’t just for normies. Drew Barrymore, 48, admits it’s happened to her, and it “hurts.” The talk show host — who last year admitted she was celibate for years following her 2016 split from third husband Will Kopelman, 44 — also confesses that one prospective suitor waxed nostalgic about growing up above a cobbler’s shop! “I said, ‘What an interesting story.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, I made it up.’ And I just went, ‘Block!’” JEN SETS THE BAR HIGH Twice-divorced Jennifer Aniston, 54, admits she’s old-fashioned when it comes to meeting men, so she won’t use dating apps. “No Tinders and no Rayas, please. I’m an old-school girl,” she says. (Ex-boyfriend John Mayer, 45, once revealed that a “big difference” between them was his love of technology and…

JON’S ‘UNDER ANNA’S SPELL’ He wasn’t kidding about wanting to settle down! Jon Hamm, who confessed last September that finally unpacking his childhood traumas in therapy “opened up the possibility of things like being married, having kids,” is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, Anna Osceola, 34. “His friends thought he’d be a bachelor for life,” a source marvels of the Mad Men star, 52, who famously dated his ex, actress Jennifer Westfeldt, for 18 years without tying the knot. “But he’s fallen completely under Anna’s spell. He says she has it all — brains, warmth and wildness — and the age difference is irrelevant. They act like a couple of teenagers. He knows she’s the one.” Keanu’s Summer Wedding! No more “Sad Keanu” memes! Keanu Reeves is planning to say “I…