In Touch Weekly October 31, 2022

MAKEOVER OF THE WEEK KRISTEN STEWART The actress, 32, traded her blond locks for an edgy brunette look at Paris Fashion Week on Oct. 4. NUMBER OF THE WEEK 28 — versions of the same gown Jennifer Lopez wore in her new movie, Shotgun Wedding DISS OF THE WEEK CHRIS COLFER “I can be triggered at home.” — declining an offer to see Broadway’s Funny Girl starring Lea Michele, who has admitted to treating co-stars poorly on the set of Glee PRESENT OF THE WEEK SAM SMITH “He gives people concrete penises. I’m not the first — Elton [John] got the first.” — on Ed Sheeran’s signature gift, a 6-foot-tall NSFW statue ATTENTIONSEEKER OF THE WEEK BETHENNY CAN’T STOP PICKING FIGHTS Forget Skinnygirl, Bethenny Frankel seems to be in the shade business now! The reality star, 51, has been serving up nonstop, unsolicited opinions on other…

Sandra Bullock is saying goodbye to San Diego. The Blind Side actress has listed her Italian-style ranch in the rural community Valley Centre. The home, which Sandra bought in 2009 for $2.75 million, boasts its own vineyard, a saltwater pool with hot tub and a three-bedroom/two-bath guest house. There’s even a chicken coop. No word on whether the property has a bird box. THE CRIB SHEET Price $6 MILLION Bedrooms 4Acres 91Sq. footage 6,000 WINNER OF THE WEEK QUEEN CONSORT CAMILLA Buckingham Palace officials announce she will be crowned alongside Charles at his coronation next May. LOSER OF THE WEEK BILL MURRAY Geena Davis becomes the latest co-star to accuse him of harassment, alleging that he used a massager on her despite her protests and later screamed at her on the set of 1990’s Quick Change. (He has…

STRAIGHT SHOOTER Malta, Oct. 11 Despite being “madly in love” with Malta, TORI SPELLING admits it was “brutal” being away from her kids for a month in the Mediterranean country while filming her new MTV show, Love at First Lie. LORD OF THE RING London, Oct. 13 Put up your dukes! PRINCE WILLIAM learns to throw a punch during a visit to Olympic Park. DEAR DAD Oct. 12 “Thank you for everything. I’m a better father because of you,” KEVIN HART writes in a touching tribute announcing the death of his father, HENRY WITHERSPOON. BEAUTY IS PAIN! LA, Oct. 12 ”I’m getting old,” admits BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, revealing he’s undergoing treatment for hair loss. FAMILY REUNION Paris, Oct. 7 “So good catching up with my beautiful niece,” says JANET JACKSON, in her first public photo with PARIS since 2012, when a heated fight between…

Miranda Lambert rocked a denim onesie when she arrived at a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in LA on Oct. 11. But while some criticized the country star’s outfit (“All denim, or a Canadian tuxedo, is never good,” panned one online commenter), others attacked Miranda, 38, for her weight. “She is huge,” declared one fan while another simply wrote, “Oof.” Miranda, who was holding husband Brendan McLoughlin’s hand and clutching what appeared to be a beer in her other hand, “saw some of the comments online, and it hurt,” a source tells In Touch. As Miranda once said herself, “It’s real mean for people” to be commenting on her weight.…

At this point, they just should never unpack! Prince William and Princess Kate, who relocated from Kensington Palace to their country home, Amner Hall, only to announce this past summer that they’re making Adelaide Cottage on the grounds of Windsor their new home, have now decided to move into the queen’s former residence, Windsor Castle. “The move likely won’t happen until next year,” a palace source tells In Touch. “As a family of five, they’re struggling to adjust to Adelaide Cottage, which has only four bedrooms. They need additional space for the children,” Prince George, 9, Princess Charlotte, 7, and Prince Louis, 4. There’s certainly more space at Windsor Castle, the largest and oldest castle in the world. Founded by William the Conqueror in the 11th century, Windsor Castle has…

Jeffrey Epstein’s former madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is telling all from prison. In a jaw-dropping new interview, the 60-year-old convicted felon, who shares a 10-by-8-foot cell with three other inmates at Florida’s Tallahassee Federal Correctional Institution, alleges she’s been the target of death threats. Prison, she says, is a total nightmare. “You’re locked up the entire time. When they do let you out for an hour, there’s not a chair for everybody in the communal space and no way to watch TV. Nobody has internet access. If you have to type anything, it has to be on an old-fashioned typewriter. And I haven’t seen a piece of fruit except an apple. You’d think in Florida, at least there’d be an orange. But no.’” Ghislaine’s conviction on five charges, including one of…