Hits and Giggles
THIS IS NOT A HUMBLEBRAG. We’ve all been paired with that irritating individual who recites his tournament résumé within the first two holes. That’s the last person I want to be. But the return of the U.S. Open to The Country Club is occasion to recount the comedy of errors that was the pinnacle of my otherwise mediocre career, when in 2013 I qualified for the U.S. Amateur there. I’d planned to carry my bag in the 36-hole qualifier. Still reasonably fit at age 31, of larger concern was yet another set of eyes with a caddie. This was during a dark and shameful period when I was struggling to pull the trigger, you see, my clubhead often freezing for like, 15 seconds before it trundled back. I’m sure I was…