Closerの ISSUE 826 の目次

Celebrities have always led the way when it comes to cosmetic surgery. It’s not that long ago that it was the preserve of the Hollywood grand dames, who were fed up with tripping over their jowls. Now, young reality stars who’ve barely shaken off their puppy fat feel the pressure to be injected with fillers. And despite the fact they often end up looking like older, inflated versions of themselves, incredibly they still inspire fans to copy their look. But the risks can be terrifying. This week, Closer’s Doctor Christian reveals that anyone can buy filler online and set themselves up as a cosmetic “expert“. So if you’re set on having something done, turn to our report on page 8… and remember that in the wrong hands, your quest for…

Plastic surgery may be nothing new in the world of celebrity, but there now appears to be a shocking rise in the number of young stars dramatically transforming their looks with facial fillers. Geordie Shore star Chloe Ferry was just 19 when she first joined the reality show in 2014 and started plumping her face with fillers just one year later – to the horror of many fans. Opening up to Closer recently, the 23 year old – who has since had filler in her lips, cheeks and chin, as well as a nose job and boob op – admitted she was suffering from body dysmorphia, revealing, “People say I look good and I don’t think that I do. I look in the mirror and think I look f***ing minging.”…

‘ SHE JUST WANTED TO ENJOY A FAMILY HOLIDAY AND NOT STIR UP ANY KIND OF FUSS’ She gave birth to her fourth baby just eight months ago, and fans were quick to praise Coleen Rooney for oozing confidence on the beach in Barbados last week. Coleen, 32, who shares sons Kai, eight, Klay, seven, Kit, two, and eight-month-old Cass, with footballer husband Wayne Rooney, 31, was enjoying a sunshine break after relocating to the States, and looked relaxed as she enjoyed some family time with her sons. Fans applauded the mum for her laid-back approach, with one online supporter saying, “I really admire her for her ‘don’t give a f***’ attitude. She doesn’t filter or nip and tuck and pretend she hasn’t had four babies in that tummy. She…

It’s one of the UK’s most notorious missing person cases, which has gone unsolved for over three decades. Now, a dramatic new search to find the remains of estate agent Suzy Lamplugh has thrown the mystery back into the headlines. Last week, specialist officers began excavating the patio and a garage in the grounds of the house in Sutton Coldfield, where the mother of the prime suspect – convicted rapist John Cannan – used to live. They were acting on a tip-off claiming Suzy’s body could be encased in concrete in a vehicle inspection pit. As Closer went to press, police were on the fifth day of digging at the property, and were unable to comment on when it was likely to be concluded. With the fresh hunt underway, a…

She’s starred on Corrie as Fiz Brown for over 17 years and, last week, actress Jennie McAlpine seemed to honour the show by naming her baby after one of the soap’s best-loved characters. Jennie – who had previously discussed her plans to give her baby a Corrie -inspired name – announced she’d given birth to a daughter named Hilda. There’s speculation the new arrival is named after Hilda Ogden, who was played by actress Jean Alexander – one of the show’s major stars for over 20 years before she was written out in 1984. Jennie, 34, who also shares son Albert, three, with husband Chris Farr, revealed on Twitter, “Our newest addition arrived yesterday. Mummy and Daddy very happy. Big brother very proud of his little sister Hilda. We’re all…

She’s set to play Princess Margaret, who romances a younger man in The Crown , and in real life Helena Bonham Carter has found her own toyboy. The actress, 52, is reportedly dating writer Rye Dag Holmboe, 32 – and sources say they are “inseparable” since meeting at a wedding in the summer. Although Helena has never married, she was in a 13-year relationship with director Tim Burton. The couple had an unconventional romance, living in separate houses that were next door to each other, and had son Billy Raymond, 15, and daughter Nell, ten, before they parted ways in 2014.…

She’s shown off her dramatic weight loss after just four weeks of training for her upcoming stint on Dancing On Ice, and Gemma Collins admits the show is now getting in the way of her baby plans. Speaking exclusively to Closer, the 37-year-old reality star says, “Doing this show has really shaped me up. I’ve already lost a dress size. I’m not planning for a baby at the minute, but maybe after Dancing On Ice. I’m trying not to put pressure on myself, but I do want children.” Gemma adds that boyfriend and former TOWIE co-star James “Arg” Argent is just as broody as her, especially after spending time with best pal Ferne McCann’s one-year-old daughter, Sunday. She says, “He’s always with Ferne and Sunday. He came home the other…

The Strictly rumour mill has gone into overdrive yet again, after dance pro Giovanni Pernice, 28, reportedly enjoyed a string of cosy nights out with contestant Ashley Roberts, 37. The pair are both single, but Giovanni used to go out with Ashley’s friend, Corrie star Georgia May Foote, 27 – whom Ashley even comforted in the wake of their split. Meanwhile, presenter Zoe Ball, 47, is said to be “freaked out” that her ex Norman Cook, aka DJ Fat Boy Slim, 55, is now dating one of her pals, Nicola Lokka, 41. Zoe and Norman split in 2016 after 17 years of marriage, but while together they used to double-date with company manager Nicola and her now ex-husband, actor Mark Williams – and sources have said that Zoe feels it’s…

Jo Hardy, from mental health charity Young Minds, says, “If you’re a parent whose child is self-harming, it can be difficult to know what to do. Lots of parents feel confused, helpless and upset, but it’s important not to blame yourself. Talk to your child about what they’re feeling or going through, and be mindful that lots of people who self-harm feel a lot of shame, so reassure them that you love them, you want to help, and that you aren’t angry or ashamed. Self-harming is a coping mechanism, which means that recovery is often a process. Don’t expect things to change immediately, but let your child know you’re there for them, and seek support from your GP.”…

SCARY SATIN Laura Anderson, 29 We don’t really know where to start… it’s somewhere between a bridal gown and a Disney princess, and in a sickly lilac hue. Sadly, this isn’t the Love Islander’s best look. SCARLET FEVER Mollie King, 31 Talk about owning the red carpet! The Saturdays singer kept it classy and classic in this striking gown. Her blonde locks helped offset the deep red of her dress, too Just gorgeous. ALL THAT GLITTERS Megan McKenna, 26 We’re used to seeing the Essex star go for all-out glamour, so this demure piece was a real departure for Megan. And we love it! It’s elegant and fits her like a glove. MEAN GREEN Lisa Snowdon, 46 Despite normally loving everything Lisa wears, her jumpsuit didn’t make us green with…

JUST LANDED SASSY SCENTS KATE SPADE TRULY FRAGRANCE COLLECTION, £45 FOR 75ML WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT? This fancy new range of four new perfumes is based around colour to create fun and original scents to suit any mood. OUR VERDICT: Close your eyes and sniff – each of these new scents really does reflect the colour it’s based on. Our favourite is Truly Joyful, which is a warm, autumnal mist infused with notes of blood orange, cinnamon and ginger. It’s easy to wear for day or night and makes the perfect finishing touch to a snuggly jumper in the winter sun. We love! GET THE LOOK... DEWY SKIN A dose of nourishing oil will keep your face fresh and glowing like Rosie and Kate ❶ HYBRID HERO SANCTUARY HYALURONIC WONDER…

Want to dump a decade? Get oily, because a new study has found that having high levels of omega-3 fatty acids in your blood makes you less likely to have chronic diseases or suffer from physical or mental deterioration. They tracked 2,622 people, with an average age of 74, for 23 years, and those who had the most omega-3 were 18 per cent less likely to age unhealthily. The lead researcher recommended eating fish to live longer and healthier. Vegans should get good fats, too, from flaxseed, walnut and algal oils.…

Without the budget for luxe lamps and plush blinds, our dream home can often seem out of reach. Luckily, interiors blogger Sam Taylor-Crooks is on a mission to make beautiful homes accessible to everyone. Sam says, “Just because you’re renting, on a tight budget, or (like me) are not currently living in your ‘forever home’, it doesn’t mean you can’t live in beautiful surroundings.” Here are Sam’s secrets to creating your dream digs on a shoestring… SHOP AROUND “I never buy anything without doing my research first and can often find something almost identical for less”, says Sam. “The shopping tab on Google is a great way of doing this quickly. I love the supermarkets – particularly Sainsbury’s and Tesco – for stylish, high quality and great value accessories. And…

1 NEW BRITAIN’S POPPIES: THE GREAT WAR REMEMBERED LEST WE FORGET SUN 11 NOV, 9.30PM, ITV Narrated by Sean Bean, this moving documentary marks the centenary of the end of the First World War by following the four-year journey of the 800,000 ceramic poppies first installed at the Tower of London in 2014. The amazing art display, called The Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red, is a tribute to the British and colonial lives lost during the 1914-18 war and captured the public’s imagination as it formed a “moat” around the Tower and became a huge visitor attraction. 2 WE ARE MOST AMUSED & AMAZED ROYAL FUN TUE 13 NOV, 8PM, ITV Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller reunite to host this comedy and magic extravaganza in honour of Prince…

MUST READ I’ll Be There For You (KELSEY MILLER) Yes, we may have seen every, single, episode at least 200 times (thank you E4), but the iconic ’90s sitcom somehow never gets tired. This nostalgic book relives all the best bits from Friends, examines some of the show’s controversies over its ten-year run, and reminds us all of the many trends it inspired – from Monica’s baggy tartan shirts to The Rachel which, let’s be honest, we’re all hoping will never make a comeback. So settle down with your oversized coffee cup and enjoy. BEST DAY OUT Marvel’s Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N Want to feel Thor’s hammer? Marvel’s latest immersive exhibition lets you walk in the thunder god’s (impressively large) footsteps, test out Iron Man’s flight suit, and geek out over all…

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Model Kerry Miles was horrified when dodgy filler – which she now suspects was actually baby oil – left her lips swollen, and resembling raw meat. Now, she’s urging women to think carefully before going under the needle and to research practitioners thoroughly. Kerry, 35, a model and promoter from Chelmsford, says, “Within a few hours of leaving the so-called clinic my lips blew up. They’d become so swollen, I thought they were going to burst. I barely left the house for three weeks until they’d gone down.” GRUBBY CLINIC Kerry wanted plumper lips to give her a more youthful appearance. She explains, “I just picked the first clinic that popped up on Google. It had good reviews, and the practitioner said she had 14 years of experience. “But when…

She’s a busy mother and successful business woman, and last week, Billie Faiers showed off her toned figure while taking a dip at a Dubai beach. Fans of the star, 29 – who was on holiday with her fiancé Greg Shepherd and their two children, Nelly, four, and Arthur, 19 months – praised her incredible size 8 figure, with one commenting online, “Wow, she looks amazing after having two kids.” After the birth of Arthur in March 2017, Billie explained to Closer that she believed breastfeeding played a part in her getting back to her pre-baby weight. She said, “You can feel your tummy almost contracting while you breastfeed. I think it’s helped me slim down.” But despite the praise, Billie recently opened up to Closer about her post-baby body,…

She was pictured leaving rehab clinic The Priory last month, after spending 28 days in treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder. Then last week – after being given a further month to stave off bankruptcy – Jordan made a bold return to social media, hinting she was set to tell her side of the story following a turbulent few months. RECKLESS BEHAVIOUR After ex-glamour model Jordan, 40 – real name Katie Price – was pictured taking a camera crew to film her exit from The Priory, she also confirmed her reality show My Crazy Life would return for a two-part special, documenting her recent struggles. But Closer’s psychologist Emma Kenny believes the mum of five – who has Harvey, 16, from a relationship with Dwight York; Junior, 13, and Princess, 11,…

She made headlines last week when it was claimed she had a “pregnancy contract” with first husband Trevor Engelson, 42, which included having full support from a nutritionist and personal trainer should she have a baby. And according to royal expert Duncan Larcombe, Meghan Markle, 37, has picked the right prince to have a child with, since her every request will be granted now she’s expecting. He explains, “With a royal baby, the stakes are potentially so high, so you couldn’t imagine better treatment. Meghan has no need for a contract with Harry, as she will not want for anything. “Like Kate Middleton, Meghan can have a team of midwives and nutritionists, access to the famous Lindo Wing and the Queen’s physician. Every measure will be taken to ensure a…

The reality star broke up with ex Ryan Oates a year ago, but Chanelle Hayes has revealed the pair spent the one-year anniversary of their split together. Dubbing it their “breakaversary”, Chanelle, 30, shared a cosy snap with Ryan last week, as they continue to co-parent their son, Frankie, 20 months. The former couple started dating in 2016, then had Frankie a year later. However, they separated three months after his birth, with Chanelle – who also has son, Blakely, eight, with ex Matthew Bates – saying Ryan had “left her” after his family and friends had advised him to.…

He’s had a tough 18 months after his business took a hit, but now Jamie Oliver has revealed he and wife Jools want to renew their wedding vows. The couple married in 2000 before Jamie amassed a huge £240m fortune and went on to have five children – Poppy, 16, Daisy, 15, Petal, nine, Buddy Bear, eight, and two-year-old River. He explained, “Jools wants to get married again. We’ll do it completely differently. It sounds a bit cheesy, but 20 is an amazing milestone. It’s nice to have an excuse to get people together.” The happy news comes after the chef, 43, was forced to close 12 restaurants across the country and spend millions in an attempt to save his empire.…

‘ SHE’S CONSIDERED HOT PROPERTY IN THE EYES OF TV PRODUCERS’ She’s remained defiant during her bitter split from ex-husband Ant McMartlin, putting on a brave face as he moved on with their former PA and family friend, Anne-Marie Corbett. Now sources say Lisa Armstrong – who is rumoured to be in talks for a book deal – is looking to happier times and considering starting over with a new life in the spotlight. Following reports that Lisa, 42, had been issued with a legal warning after “liking” Tweets criticising her former husband and his new girlfriend in recent months, pals close to the makeup artist say she’s been buoyed by the overwhelming wave of public support in her favour. STARTING AFRESH A source says, “Lisa’s really been through the…

They were the kings of British pop in the ’80s, scoring hit after hit with boyband Bros, and recruiting an army of fans. Their first album sold over 10 million records, they played 19 consecutive nights at Wembley Stadium, and a signing session at London’s HMV store saw 130,000 fans descend, causing Oxford Street to be shut down by police. But despite their success alongside bandmate Craig Logan – who quit in 1989 due to illness – with hits like I Owe You Nothing and When Will I Be Famous?, the twins, now 50, split in 1992. Matt continued to find success with a solo career, then got into acting, while Luke went to Hollywood and starred in hit movies, including Blade II and Hellboy II. The duo are now…

‘ I WAS STAR-STRUCK MEETING EVA!’ “I’ve been a fan of Eva Longoria ever since she was on Desperate Housewives. I used to get people saying I reminded them of her, which is a huge compliment! She’s chair of the Global Gift Gala and asked if I would perform at an event. I was a little star-struck, though – she’s a Hollywood legend!” ‘ KATIE LET ME HAVE THE LIMELIGHT ON MY WEDDING DAY’ “This is us at my wedding. When I first met Katie [Price aka Jordan] in 1998, a guy she was dating had messaged me and she wanted blood! On my wedding day, Katie stepped back and let me have the limelight. She didn’t overdress and was happy to see me shine. She was totally normal and…

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It’s been eight years since Vanessa Feltz had her gastric band fitted, but the experience has been far from plain-sailing. And despite occasionally waking up in the night because of a “drowning” feeling due to her band, the radio presenter is stoic, telling Closer she still doesn’t regret having the invasive procedure, which saw her drop from a size 24 to a size 14-16. “I’m not slim, but I’m a hell of a lot slimmer than I was,” she explains. “I’m not eating as much and I’m a size 14 in most shops, which means I don’t have to go to specialist retailers. So it has worked, yes. I don’t regret it and I’m not sorry I had it done, I’m just sorry it’s got to this point...” Vanessa is…

INSIDE SALLY’S FRIDGE • Lactose-free cheese • Butter • Raspberry jam • Onion chutney • Mayonnaise • Tomato chutney • Chicken breast • Salmon fillets • Peppers • Sweet potatoes • Lettuce • Tomatoes • Flakes • Maltesers • Sparkling water • Celery • Orange juice • Spring onion • Runner bears • Lactose-free milk VERDICT NUTRITIONIST JULIETTE KELLOW SAYS, “Sally’s diet is really good. Her meals are packed with fibre and she’s getting plenty of protein from fish and dairy (lactose-free varieties contain just as much protein). Fibre and protein are the perfect combination for fighting hunger and staying fuller for longer. However, she needs to watch out for high-sugar foods such as soft drinks, chocolate, preserves and chutneys.” FRIDGE HEALTH RATING 7/10 CLOSER ONLINE GET RECIPES, DIET AND…

FAMILY MATTERS HOW TO KEEP CALM WHILE PARENTING Daily life can be riddled with stresses, from homework rows to dinner meltdowns, so use Emma’s strategies to cope Research has found that the average parent is stressed six times a day. I’d expect it to be more like 60. That’s why we need to create strategies to ease the load. Make a weekly family timetable and share it with everyone. Help your kids to take responsibility for their activities by telling them to have their kit ready on time, delegate tasks to your partner or any other support, and schedule scrupulously – research shows it saves you 45 minutes a day. Don’t sweat the small stuff and end up in a battle of wills with kids – just because you feel…

£15 For a pair of sunglasses from Pretty Little Thing for my holiday to Fuerteventura. £300 On a present for my mum to have her eyebrows microbladed (a form of semipermanent make-up). She was still using a pencil and it was becoming hard work. £25 For a round of fish and chips for my friends in Leeds. £8 On a bunch of flowers for a pal, who has just moved into a new flat. £20 For a doormat from Friends Fest. It has Joey’s catchphrase – “How you doin’? – written on it. • Corrie is on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays on ITV1…

What is your favourite part about presenting BBC Children In Need ? ROCHELLE, 29: I love it. The atmosphere is always electric in the studio and we just have so much fun, but all in the name of BBC Children In Need . MARVIN, 33: It’s such a massive show to be a part of. I grew up watching Pudsey on BBC Children In Need – it’s pretty much a British institution and something that we all know and get involved with over the years. Also, I get to host with Rochelle – we love working together. Marvin, it must be great working with your wife again… There’s no one better to work with than the person you know best and is your best friend, so I’m really…

The Beckhams visited Sydney Wildlife Park last week while on holiday Down Under – and although Posh and David weren’t photographed together, the mum of four was pictured posing with some kangaroos – with a seemingly forced smile. Body language expert Judi James says she believes that Posh’s facial expression is masking deep unhappiness, and that despite an attempt at a smile, it seems she’s really struggling. Judi says, “There have been photos of Victoria looking downcast in recent months but, interestingly, it’s here, where she’s actually ‘smiling’, that she looks her unhappiest. She’s making an effort to perform a happy smile, but that smile hasn’t reached her eyes and doesn’t affect the rest of her face. There’s sadness in her gaze and she looks distant and disconnected. From this…

If you are still determined to have fillers, Save Face advises you look at their list of registered practitioners first. They ensure their practitioners are licensed, medical professionals – who are able to manage any complications from the procedure and won’t leave patients in the dark regarding aftercare. They ensure the products the practitioners are using are licensed for the treatment, both safe and effective, and that the clinic is hygienic to minimise risk of infection. • For more information, visit Saveface.co.uk…

‘ SHE’S GETTING BACK IN TOUCH WITH THE SURROGATE WHO CARRIED CHICAGO’ He’s raised eyebrows for his controversial political statements and jaw-dropping outbursts – but in a dramatic U-turn last week, Kanye West promised to steer clear of any further controversy, Tweeting, “I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative!!!” As Closer previously reported, Kanye’s wife, reality star Kim Kardashian – who was pictured on a beach in Bali last week – had become increasingly stressed over his shocking comments and had been plotting how to tone down his alarming behaviour, even telling pals she was going to take control of his social media. Now sources reveal that mum-of-three Kim, 38 – who revealed on the family’s reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians last week…

Ferne: ‘I’m too busy to date’ She was recently linked to Love Island hunk and millionaire businessman Charlie Brake, but Ferne McCann tells Closer she’s too busy to date and is focusing on her daughter. The ex- TOWIE star, 28, fell pregnant shortly before then-boyfriend Arthur Collins was jailed for an acid attack in an east London club in April 2017 – and Sunday was born last November. The star – who has remained largely single since her romance with Arthur ended, aside from a brief fling with a mystery older man earlier his year – set tongues wagging when she was pictured holding hands with Charlie, 23, after a night out in London. However, she revealed to Closer on the red carpet that she’s not bothered about dating right…

The presenter gave birth to her first child, Teddy, last January and now Alex Jones says she would love to have a second baby with husband Charlie Thomson. However, she admits it’s been tough. Alex, 41, said, “I have to say, the first time – absolutely fine. Luckily, God, it happened. But second time, not as easy. I suppose I’m older now, but we took it for granted that it would be OK. But you don’t really know how it’s going to go until you start trying.” Alex has been very open about her fertility. In 2016, she filmed a TV doc on the subject and discovered her mother had gone through menopause at 43. She said, “I thought I was bulletproof, and then you realise if you want a…

She’s just been on a family holiday in Abu Dhabi with Rio Ferdinand’s three kids, and last week Kate Wright shared a snap with her Instagram followers to confirm the pair are engaged. The couple have been dating since early 2017, with Kate stepping back from her role in TOWIE last year to focus on becoming a stepmother. Football pundit Rio lost his first wife, Rebecca – mother of his children, Lorenz, 12, Tate, ten, and Tia, seven – in 2015 following a short battle with cancer. The ex-footballer, who bravely released a documentary in 2017 about the struggles of becoming a single father, went on to find love again with Kate – who was previously linked to co-star Dan Edgar. And after nearly two years of dating, Rio popped…

Twins Jack and Jace Grafe, 23, were born identical girls – but their similarities went far deeper than appearances. Growing up, the twins – who have the same DNA – both experienced feelings that they were born in the wrong bodies and were desperate to be male. And in a rare case, the siblings transitioned together. They started hormone treatment last year – just days apart – before having surgery on the same day two months ago to remove their breasts. Jack, born a girl called Jaclyn, says he relied on his brother, Jace, born as Jennifer, during his transition. Jack, who lives with his fiancée, Maygon, 22, says, “My brother has been my rock. Without his support, I may never have got this far in my transition. We even…

Looking at the scars on her arms, Lara Ferguson is left with a permanent reminder of her difficult early teenage years. The 19 year old has struggled with her mental health since she was 13 – self-harming and even attempting to take her own life. Now, she is determined to raise awareness of the heartbreaking issue to try to stop more young people from going through the same trauma. CRY FOR HELP Lara – who lives in Sheffield with her dad, James, her mum, Alison, and younger brother Euan, 14 – says, “There are so many misconceptions about self-harm. People think it’s attention-seeking, but it’s actually a cry for help. The effect it’s had on my life has been monumental and I can’t help but wonder how different things would…

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“A lot of people struggle with gastric bands – it isn’t an easy option. Because Vanessa has this constricting ring near the top of her stomach, if acid leaks through, it will run along her esophagus, up into her throat and she will produce lots of saliva to dilute it, which causes that drowning sensation. When she eats with friends, she may not be chewing enough because she’s talking and laughing and swallowing lots of air. Also, her band may be too tight – it could have slipped or changed position, so she should have an X-ray to check. As she says, the band can’t fix your mindset, but it’s always a good idea to have pre and post psychotherapy, CBT [cognitive behavioural therapy], and support with a long follow-up.…

Nobody knows exactly why sperm counts are falling, but it’s likely to be many factors, including poor diets, lack of activity, exposure to pollution, smoking and alcohol. We know that male infertility accounts for roughly half of all conception struggles, but it’s just not talked about as much as female fertility. YOU CAN GET PREGNANT Sperm counts have dropped 60 per cent in the last 40 years. That sounds shocking, but it’s not time to panic yet. A low sperm count is fewer than 15million sperm per millilitre. If men had 200million 40 years ago, that 60 per cent drop would mean sperms counts are now 80million, which is still way above worrying levels. We’ve gone from hundreds of millions to tens of millions, plus you can still get pregnant…

Have you ever tried to get over a break-up by getting back on the dating scene? I’ve been guilty of this several times, but when you’re nursing a broken heart, I’m not confident that the brutal world of dating is the right place to be. Swiping through men on apps, striking up flirtatious banter and going on dates can feel like a great distraction but, sometimes, it can do more harm than good. After I confided in a colleague that I was going dating post-split, she told me, “All you’re going to do is open up a wound every time you’re rejected.” But you’re often encouraged to date when you’re still crying over your ex. There’s even an app for it called RebounDate, where you can specify if you’re angry…

• Bernadette confides in Tiffany about Keegan’s strange behaviour. Tiffany then makes a friend called Evie, and they go shopping together, but then Tiff learns the awful truth… • Dot gets a letter from Doctor Legg, and ends up in a panic. Later, the pair are appalled to discover vandalism afoot at his parents’ grave. • Ruby thinks Martin wants her to move out, but Stacey has news: Ruby can move into one of Jack’s flats. Hurrah!…

What was it like working with Joe? Me and Joe just got on like a house on fire. He’s so funny and clever – I love working with him and the contestants loved him, too. The audience were in stitches – they had to cut out so much of the show, because otherwise it was like going to one of Joe’s stand-up shows. The outtakes were fab. Where did the idea for The Time It Takes come from? It’s such a simple idea and so good. It came about when two of the producers were in their flat and one started making some toast. The other one said, “Ask me some questions when I’m making the toast and see how many I can get in the…