KRASHの March 2023 の目次

Hey KRASH Heads, Ash here. Welcome to the new year. It’s almost time to head back to school (yuk) but we’re here to make it more bearable! This issue we chat to WWE Superstar, Becky Lynch, check out a sick new vehicle in Cruise Control, look at the awesome new Moochies watch, throw Bock Lesnar (from WWE) in the ring with SpongeBob SquarePants, try a brand-new skate trick, do some fun puzzles and heaps more. We also give away a stack of cool consoles and Grit D1 scooters! And don’t forget we have the coolest comics in the world. There’s only one mag you EVER need. Enjoy, KRASH Heads!…

CRASH TEAM RUMBLE FORMAT: PLAYSTATION, XBOX Guess who is getting into the fighting genre? Yep, it’s Crash Bandicoot and the rest of the colourful characters from his games. They’re set to duke it out in 4v4 battles across a range of 3D arenas set in familiar looking locations. Each character has their own abilities and playstyles, of course. But the twist is, it’s not just about beating each other up. You also collect Wumpa Fruit and take them back to your drop-off zone. HADES 2 FORMAT: PC One of the best roguelikes of recent years was Hades, which saw you trying to fight your way out of hell. A sequel has just been announced with a new hero – a woman known as the…

Q: WHO IS THE A: BEST DANCER AT A MONSTER PARTY? A: THE BOOGIE MAN. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOUR NOSE GOES ON STRIKE? A: PICKET. Q: WHAT DID THE TIE SAY TO THE HAT? A: “YOU GO ON AHEAD, I’LL JUST HANG AROUND.” Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURGEON WITH EIGHT ARMS? A: A DOCTOPUS. Q: WHAT KIND OF TIE DOES A PIG WEAR? A: A PIGSTY. Q: WHY IS THE SKY SO HIGH? A: SO BIRDS DON’T BUMP THEIR HEADS. PATIENT: “DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I FEEL LIKE A PACK OF CARDS.” DOCTOR: “SIT DOWN AND I’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.” Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A MOTH FARTS? A: HE FLIES STRAIGHT FOR A SECOND. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR THAT’S A NOISY…

TEDDIES WITH TEETH This Etsy shop definitely does weird well. From teddy bears with teeth to strange stuffed animals, Anna’s Uncanny Creatures has it all. You can even ask Anna to make your own freaky fur baby just for fun. Okaaaay then… OMG ORIGAMI Putting the OMG in origami, the Terrible Origami Etsy shop is selling stuff like this paper frog for a cool $1 million. The owner made it out of 100 sheets of paper from Target. Nate from Terrible Origami says people think his store is a joke but he is for real and makes a full-time living out of it. Quick, hand me a notepad! FALSIES PHONE Ever see your Grandma’s false teeth in a glass of water on the bathroom sink and think ‘Wow, they’d look…

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THE FLASH STARS: Ezra Miller, Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton and Sasha Calle. RELEASE: June 22, 2023. STORY: This is the upcoming American superhero film based on the DC Comics character, The Flash, within the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). The central character, Barry Allen, is a police forensic investigator from Central City and a dedicated member of the Justice League. Otherwise known as the superhero, The Flash, he can move at superhuman speeds using the Speed Force. In this movie release, the multi-dimensional character, Barry Allen travels back in time determined to prevent an unthinkable crime which results in unintended consequences to his own life timeline. FLASH FACTS • The Flash is influenced by the comic book storyline ‘Flashpoint’ and features different DC Comics characters, such as, Batman. • Over the…

THE GAME AWARDS The 2022 Game Awards have come and gone, with a stack of big new announcements, as well as a list of winners. The biggest trophy went to the huge open-world RPG Elden Ring. Indeed, Elden Ring and God of War: Ragnarok walked away with a lot of the main awards. Another big winner was Stray, who picked up both of the best indie titles. Here are some of the big award winners; how many have you played? Game of the Year = Elden RingBest Story = God of War: RagnarokBest Online Game = Final Fantasy 14 OnlineBest Indie Game = StrayBest Mobile Game = Marvel SnapBest VR Game = Moss: Book IIBest Action Game = Bayonetta 3Best Adventure Game = God of War: RagnarokBest RPG = Elden…

FORMAT: PS5, XSX, PC HOGWARTS LEGACY What a start to the year it is, with a new game from the Harry Potter universe. It doesn’t star the famed wizard hero, however. It’s set 100-years earlier than the initial books, and uses a deep character creation tool to let you craft your own avatar. You’re a fifth-year student, who is considered the key to beating an ancient secret attacking the world of wizards. This beautiful looking game is an open-world action-RPG, allowing you to not just wander Hogwarts, but other famous locations and a new cast of characters like never before. It’s plenty of fun just exploring. Going to classes, mixing potions, taming magical beasts, looking for secret passages and dungeons, and trying to solve puzzles. But…

Have you heard of Moochies? They make smartwatches for kids that are still packed with all the best features. And not only are these features really handy for you, but it also helps your parents keep you safe, so they’re sure to like it, too. Let’s dive in and take a look at our favourite features. IT'S A PHONE! The Moochies Odyssey does more than just tell the time. It has 4G, so you can receive and make calls, send texts and even do video chats with your family. There’s also a special emergency button that calls your mum or dad, which is super handy if you face a problem like a bike accident and need help quickly. IT KEEPS YOU SAFE The Moochies Odyssey has built-in GPS tracking. This…

THE EGG STICK THE SET UP: Wait till nobody is looking and swipe a carton of eggs out of the fridge. Carefully take the eggs out of the carton and squirt some glue into the bottom of each space in the carton and quickly place the eggs back into the carton exactly as you found them. Give the glue some time to dry, then sneak the egg carton back into the fridge. Next person to grab some eggs will find a sticky surprise! THE PUNISHMENT: Try this trick with just one or two eggs, that way you won’t ruin a whole carton of eggs and risk a stiff punishment. TOOL KIT CARTON OF EGGS AND GLUE. BIRTHDAY SURPRISE THE SET UP: This is a great prank for your mum or…

FROG TUNES TOP CHARTS A collection of Australian frogs making music recently landed on the ARIA Album charts taking on artists including Taylor Swift. The ‘Songs of Disappearance’ featured various croaks, screams and moans by over 43 different frog species. The 50-minute soundscape was created by musicians, Anthony Albrecht and Simone Slattery with the intent to raise awareness and funds for the Australian Museum’s FrogID project. Lead scientist, Dr Jodi Rowley, hopes hearing the threatened species will “ignite the spark in people to make sure that future generations can hear these calls.” The 2021 ‘Songs of Disappearance’ playlist included various bird calls and reached the top five on the ARIA Charts. HOBBIT HOUSE The accommodation company, Airbnb, has excited fans of the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit movie…

It was an explosive end to Fortnite Chapter 3. The Fracture event saw our favourite island literally shattered into pieces and scattered throughout the stars. What followed was super cool, as players worked together to rebuild the world by collecting Zero Points, either by completing challenges or exploring. The new map is dominated by icy, snow-capped mountains in the north, and autumn forests in the south, with some farmland in between. There’s plenty to explore, including 9 new regions. These tend to tie to stories surrounding the new skins. Most of the skins in this batch look pretty human-like, but they do tie into known brands like Doom, Hulk, The Witcher and My Hero Academia. Elsewhere, you’ll find a very awesome new vehicle in the dirt bike. It’s…

PSVR 2 It’s not very often we get a big new hardware release to celebrate in gaming, but we do this month. The next generation of virtual reality gaming has landed and it works exclusively with the PS5 console. As you can see from its colouring and design, it fits right into that ecosystem. But more importantly, it uses the extreme power of the PS5 to massively improve the console VR experience. You can expect over double the resolution over the original PSVR, with a 4000 x 2040px OLED display. The all-important field-of-view has increased to 110-degreees. In now has 4 on-board tracking cameras, so you don’t need the camera accessory. Plus, it uses the new PlayStation Sense controllers. On top of that, you can expect a lot less cables.…