Us Weeklyの February 6, 2017 の目次

“You know what would be really cool? If we stopped offering our opinion unless asked.” On internet trolls, ALICIA KEYS “Sorry I’m late. I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15minutes away.” JOHN MAYER “When I’m dead, you can date them all. Every one of them.” On what he told twin girls Charlie and Dolly, 8, about the appropriate time for them to start romantic relationships, JERRY O’CONNELL “Comes with fries.” Tweeting the three words better than “I love you,” ANNA KENDRICK “If I don’t get superpowers after drinking this or suddenly turn into Cindy Crawford, I’m going to be seriously disappointed.” On green juice, LEA MICHELE “When Luna is awake, I want her to sleep, and when…

BLAKE & GWEN Blake Shelton thinks he’s unworthy of girlfriend of 14 months Gwen Stefani. “I feel like the fat, ugly guy in high school that got the hottest girl to go to the prom with him,” the country star, 40, joked of the 47-year-old. She disagrees, tweeting: “How r u real?!” DAX & KRISTEN Kristen Bell doesn’t mind taking a backseat to husband Dax Shepard, 42. “I never drive when he’s in the car,” says the actress, 36 (in L.A. January 18). “When he’s in anything with a motor, he fuses with the machine. So I’m a permanent passenger.” BEN & M E LISSA To get everything done, Melissa McCarthy and husband Ben Falcone gave bedtime a rest. “I stopped sleeping,” the actress, 46 (in Pasadena, California, January13), joked…

✶ CHELSEA V S THE KARDASHIANS ✶ Chelsea Handler blames Kim & Co. for Donald Trump’s presidency. “The beginning of the end was the Kardashians,” the comedian, 41, griped to Variety January 17. “The way these people have blown up and don’t go away — it’s surreal. Everyone is for sale.” In turn, the media, she added, “treated him as an entertainer first. It was a reality show.” A family insider says the clan isn’t fazed: “Worse things have been said.” TOLER’S VERDICT The Ks win. “They aren’t responsible for their inflated position in society. We are.” ✶ STASSI V S LALA ✶ Stassi Schroeder thinks former Vanderpump Rules costar Lala Kent, 26, needs a reality check. In a January 17 Twitter tirade, Schroeder, 28, accused Kent of keeping her…

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Dancing With the Stars has been kind to the Chmerkovskiy brothers’ love lives. As Maksim, 37, and his fiancée, fellow former pro PetaMurgatroyd, nest in New Jersey with newborn son Shai, Val, 30, and season 23 contestant Amber Rose are getting serious. The Philadelphia-born mom of Sebastian, 3 (with ex-husband Wiz Khalifa), is “treating this as a long-term relationship,” says a friend of the couple, dating since Decem ber. Adds a Chmerkovskiy source, “This romance is the real deal!” KINDRED SPIRITS The L.A.-based model, 33, spent time with the Ukrainian’s clan while in NYC for his January 17 Dancing With the Stars: Live! gig. “Amber get along with them,” says the source. “Val likes that Ambe superclose to her family too. And if she had her way, she’ expand it.…

IVANKA “A savvy dealmaker.” That’s how Ivanka’s mom describes the ex– Trump VP and fashion entrepreneur. It runs in her immediate family. The 35-year-old’s husband, New Jersey–born real estate investor Jared Kushner, 36, is now a presidential adviser. (He was set to meet Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau January 24.) And daughter Arabella, 5 (sister of Joseph, 3, and Theodore, 10 months), is a novice negotiator. As Ivanka tells Us, “She knows how to play me like a fiddle.” SHE’S DAD’S FAVORITE Before she was his unofficial closest adviser, Ivanka was “Daddy’s little girl,” brother Don Jr. told New York magazine in 2004. The real estate tycoon, 70, even arranged for Trump Tower resident Michael Jackson to watch an 8-year-old Ivanka dance as a party guest in the School of…

FRIDAY 2/3 Santa Clarita Diet Sheila Hammond is an upbeat California real estate agent, wife and mom from a cul de sac in the Valley. The role fits sunny Drew Barrymore, but this screwball suburban satire adds a divine twist: Sheila is also a zombie. Cleverly drawn as nondescript at first, she inexplicably vomits, dies and awakens craving human flesh and a new life without inhibition. The star has a field day lending her trademark ebullience to an inherently gruesome character, and Sheila’s evolution couldn’t be more fun. Timothy Olyphant makes the perfect foil as her semiresigned husband, who likes the wilder sex but hates their sneaky criminal efforts to satisfy her hunger. (One hilarious scene finds them at a morgue posing as corpse-shopping necrophiliacs!) Packaged in snackable half-hour bites,…

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FOR A FULL LIST OF PRODUCTS, GO TO USMAGAZINE.COM Milla Jovovich has packing down to a science. “As a mom, you have to have the basics,” says the star of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (out January 27). “If you don’t, something will happen. If you do, everything is OK. It’s Murphy’s Law.” The 41-year-old mom of Ever, 9, and Dashiel, 21 months (with PaulW.S. Anderson), spills for Us. FACE VALUE “I’m obsessed with Tom Ford makeup. Period. Their Ravageur lipstick is a beautiful color. I’ve also got Make Up for Ever HD Powder. I’m not a big fan of contouring. It reminds me of skid marks on people’s faces.” REMEMBER THIS “I use my Moleskine journal, pens and colored pencils to write about things that I’ve done. If the…

• Kristen Stewart (above) chilling in the IMDb Studio at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. • Chloë Grace Moretz enjoying a three-course dinner with her family and a girlfriend at STK in L.A. •Lisa Rinna and daughter Amelia pampering themselves at New York Nails & Spa in NYC. • Elijah Wood celebrating after bowling a spare at Highland Park Bowl in L.A. • Alison Brie surprising fiancé Dave Franco with chocolate on a Delta flight to the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. • Leonardo DiCaprio and girlfriend Nina Agdal shopping for produce and grains at Hadley Fruit Orchards in Cabazon, California. • Cher ordering a frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity 3 restaurant in NYC. • Kylie Jenner and boyfriend Tyga texting during a quick lunch…

On HGTV’s Flip or Flop, Christina and Tarek El Moussa bicker over everything from cabinet finishes to budgets. But off camera, the estranged exes — in production on the homereno series for several more months — hardly speak. “The mood differs day to day, but Christina avoids Tarek,” claims a source, adding that nevertheless, “he does things to piss her off, like bragging loudly about sleeping with girls.” Tarek isn’t bluffing. In the eight months since the parents of Taylor, 6, and Brayden, 17 months, quietly separated last May, Tarek, 35, has had flings with two twentysomething women, according to insiders. First, the real estate agent dated one of the family’s former nannies, 23-year-old Alyssa Logan. Now, per those insiders, he has moved on to Logan’s friend! The news is…

Will & Grace Sean Hayes (right) can’t wait to come back. Minutes after NBC announced 10 new episodes of the comedy hit (1998–2006) for next season, he tweeted at returning costars Debra Messing, Eric McCormack and Megan Mullally (from left): “can I carpool with one of you guys?” 24: Legacy Time’s up! The Fox revival of its 2001– 2010 triumph kicks off post–Super Bowl February 5. Soldier Eric Carter (Corey Hawkins, above) has to dismantle a terrorism plot over 24 hours — but he’s no Jack Bauer. “Eric has demons,” Hawkins says. “He’ll stumble messily through it.” Love Connection Andy Cohen’s love for what he calls “meddling in people’s personal lives” makes him the ideal host for Fox’s update of the ’80s dating show. This summer, he’ll dissect a trio…

1.My older brothers, Rooster and Pat, used to call me “Fat Man” as a child. They would tease me with the Batman theme song. 2. The most difficult part of shooting my 30-second spot for Wild Turkey was telling a story in 30 seconds. 3. My favorite part was pulling it off. 4. The best piece of advice I’ve ever received was from a wise old man who said, “I’ve had thousands of crises in my life, and most of them never happened.” 5. The apps I use most are Notes and Wikipedia. 6. My favorite piece of clothing is my Austin City Limits Music Festival hat. 7.The things about growing up Texan that I’ve tried to pass on to my kids [Levi, 8, Vida, 7, and Livingston, 4, with…