Dose of truth
The law of consequences tends to permeate existence. Nevertheless, foreseeing it will not transport us into Nirvana. Still, being discriminating in my extra-track behaviour, I have never had any STDs. However, I am an expert in clap clinics, especially Brazilian ones. In fact, every time I went to a particular one, located close to the usual hotel for the F1 circus racing at Interlagos, the receptionist would welcome me with a smile and ask: ‘Ah, Mr Ricardo! And what have you brought in this time?’ This was because, being a local and speaking the language, I got used to having team members, and not only from my own team, sidle up discretely and say furtively: ‘Ah, I seem to have a problem.’ At which point I knew what was coming. Prude awakening Britain…