The advent of pocket calculators in the 1970s created a crisis in mathematics teaching. A 1974 Washington Post article captured the divergent responses of educators, quoting one professor of mathematics who argued that ‘it would be better if students had brains in their heads before they put them in their pockets,’ while another rejected this with the claim, ‘If you have to ban calculators to teach a mathematics class, then what you’re teaching is trivial.’1 In the same way, educators have been divided by the emergence of ChatGPT and similar artificial intelligence tools. Powered by large language models, these AI chatbots automate the process of locating, interpreting and writing about information. Among educators, sceptics have decried the death of academic integrity, prophets have proselytised about new learning opportunities, and doom-sayers…