Globe October 28, 2024

GETTIN’ SNIPPY WITH IT The Jersey Shore’s NICOLE “Snooki” POLIZZI makes the cut in Nashville as she celebrates the opening of her self-named fashion boutique THE LAP OF LUXURY BELLA THORNE risks a wardrobe malfunction as the tongue-wagging former Disney kid watches a designer fashion show in Paris TOM TEE-RRIFIC! Spider-Man’s TOM HOLLAND whistles while he works — and wins a pro-am golf tournament in England! THE GREAT SHAKE-UP Runaway Train star ERIC ROBERTS lets his diet go off the rails as he sucks down ice cream treats in L.A. APT PUPIL The Talented Mr. Ripley’s JUDE LAW is honored for his acting career with the Golden Eye Award at the Zurich Film Festival ON POINT SHARON OSBOURNE shows off a chiseled chin as the gaunt Talk alum shares a…

SLIMMED Christina Aguilera loves her ultra-thin figure, but sources say instead of firing up her love life, the Dirrty singer’s lost interest in canoodling, leaving fiancé Matthew Rutler tearing his hair out in frustration. An insider says the 43-year-old songbird “is all about looking as sexy as she can these days. “She’s constantly showing off her body and parading around in skintight clothes, so people probably assume she’s got a hot sex life to go with her hot body. But it’s actually the total opposite. Apparently, she and Matt used to have a way better sex life. “But these days it’s DOA because she’s just never in the mood. It’s not something that’s ever been an issue in their relationship before, so of course Matt is blaming her drastic weight loss.”…

JAUNTY Jennifer Aniston has been bouncing for joy lately — and sources say it’s because she’s fallen head over heels for one of the surgeons who does her nip/tucks! “The word is there’s a guy in one of her doctors’ offices that’s got Jen very excited,” spills an insider. “It’s one of the big reasons she goes in for her treatments with a spring in her step — because she gets a chance to see him!” Spies spill it’s unclear exactly who has caught Aniston’s eye “Jen’s being very mysterious about it,” dishes a mole. “She goes to a few different places on the East Coast and the West Coast, so it’s a little difficult to nail down who exactly this guy is. “But she’s made it clear that she’d…

DISGRACED Dustin Hoffman’s career was nearly destroyed by sex claims, but sources say he’s a different dude now and henpecked by longtime wife Lisa. The 87-year-old Meet the Fockers star and his wife, 70, were the picture of companionship during a recent New York City lunch date — seven years after multiple women accused Dustin of sexual abuse. One damning report claimed he exposed himself to a teenaged friend of his daughter Karina. He was also accused of sexually assaulting an actress during production of 1987’s Ishtar, and attacking a woman in the back of a station wagon that same year. While no formal charges were brought, Hollywood “canceled” him, and he didn’t work for three years despite his strident denials. “He’s been made to feel like dirt,” says an…

SUPERSTAR Lady Gaga is getting slammed with stress from all angles, according to sources, after critics trashed her acting in Joker 2 as “lifeless” and “boring” and pals accused her controlling fiancé, Michael Polansky, of turning the former fun girl into a drab stay-at-home. An insider snitches the 38-year-old Bloody Mary singer “was crushed that the movie didn’t get better reviews. “It’s really taken the wind out of her sails. And then she’s got her friends giving her a hard time about not being fun anymore. “They’re accusing her of turning into an old lady overnight and complaining she doesn’t know how to have a good time.” Pals point the finger at her fiancé, 46-year-old tech CEO Polansky, a Harvard grad, who attended the Ivy League school at the same…

DEVASTATED Lisa Marie Presley just couldn’t let go of her dead 27-year-old son, Benjamin Keough, so the heartbroken mom kept his body on ice at home for two months following his suicide. That’s the heartbreaking revelation from her just-out memoir, From Here to the Great Unknown, which was finished by her daughter and Ben’s older sister, Riley Keough, after Lisa Marie’s death at 54 from complications of weight loss surgery on Jan. 12 last year. After emotionally troubled Ben put a shotgun barrel in his mouth and blew his brains out at his California home July 12, 2020, Lisa Marie was so distraught she had to “fight” to keep from following him to the grave and live for remaining children Riley, now 35, and 16-year-old twins Harper and Finley. Still,…