Tabla de contenidos para January 13, 2025 en Globe

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DESPICABLE Danny Masterson continues to reach out to old Hollywood friends from behind bars, but sources say he’s about as popular as the plague! With the disgraced That ’70s Show alum, 48, doing at least 30 years in a California prison for sex attacks on two members of his Scientologist church, it’s no wonder he’s being treated like a leper by his former peers. “The longer Danny’s incarcerated, the more his already severely diminished influence dwindles,” notes a source. “This is significant because in his heyday, Danny was well respected and even had bigger stars than he who looked up to him for advice.” Danny’s former costars and longtime pals Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis already know the toxic effects of being linked to the creep. As GLOBE reported, the…

MORE than 200 women kill their own flesh and blood in the U.S. every year, according to the American Anthropological Association. And thousands more subject their innocent children to horrific abuse! Here, GLOBE reveals three heartbreaking stories of moms accused of unthinkable crimes against their kids. COOKED HER LITTLE GIRL! HALF-BAKED Mariah Thomas cooked her infant daughter in an oven — but the Missouri madwoman claims it was a mistake because she thought she’d put the tot in her crib, lawmen say. According to investigators, Thomas, 26, called a male relative to come home “immediately” because there was “something wrong with the baby.” The witness rushed to the residence, which smelled of smoke, and found the lifeless little girl. Thomas allegedly told him, “I accidentally put her in the oven.” Cops…

2/10 CHARLENE TILTON The Dallas diva is a nightmare in a silly split-sleeve blazer and poorly tailored pants 1/10 EMMA CORRIN The Nosferatu boob gives modesty the slip by forgoing a lining in her sheer gothic gown 4/10 BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD The Jurassic World hippy chick is far from dino-mite in fattening horizontal stripes 6/10 CANDACE CAMERON BURE The former Full House kid’s matchy-matchy tights take her look from festive to foolish 3/10 JACKÉE HARRY That’s a wrap! The Sister, Sister mom ruins her silhouette with a sloppily styled stole DIDDY’S ‘MULE’ GETS A BREAK A believed “drug mule” for jailed rap billionaire SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS is kinda off the hook. Florida officials have dropped charges against BRENDAN PAUL after the former Syracuse University hoops player and Diddy gofer finished…

CHOP-SOCKY hunk Chuck Norris mowed down bad guys in flicks and TV without a blink, but sources say the death of his mom, Wilma, at age 103 has left him devastated! Sources confide that the loss cast a sorrowful pall over his holiday season, but the 84-year-old Walker, Texas Ranger star poured himself into making people around him happy because his beloved mom would have wanted it that way. “Wilma was a constant force in Chuck’s life to the very end,” spills an insider. “He’s so sad at her passing, but he’s grateful she was around so long. “She made everyone feel better, and she sure kicked Chuck into action. She was his biggest supporter.” The Delta Force star praised his mom in a touching post to Instagram, recalling the…

COUNTRY music icon Dolly Parton continues to run herself ragged between her career, business ventures and charities, sparking fears from pals that the 9 to 5 singer needs to quit working overtime for her own good! “People are worried that she’s overdoing it and not taking care of herself,” reveals a spy. “She never seems to take a real break!” In 2022, the 78-year-old entertainer reportedly promised to start taking more time off to care for her ailing hubby, Carl Dean, 82, but according to our mole she continues to overextend herself. “Dolly can never say no to people, and she has so much she still wants to do with her time here on Earth,” confides the insider. “She swears she doesn’t feel tired, but she really does look exhausted…

Bone health more than skin deep! ✚ MAKE no bones about it — vitamin D and calcium are essential for good health. But the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force says that taking them as supplements doesn’t reduce the risk of falls or fractures in healthy older adults! Instead, experts say, skeletal health and balance can be boosted with strength-training workouts involving weights or resistance bands, and exercises like yoga, Pilates and tai chi. They also suggest seniors needing more stability while walking should use assistive devices such as canes or walkers. Superfood watercress! ✚ LEAFY green watercress is being hailed as the most nutrient-dense produce of them all by the Centers for Disease Control. The federal agency says that the aquatic plant, which is a member of the cabbage family,…

PORKY the escaped farm pig was corralled by Pennsylvania police after a month on the lam and put up for adoption. Local lawmen say, “Please, no pig-cop jokes!” A LUCKY duck in Kentucky used some of his $40 lottery winnings to buy another ticket — and scored a $3 million scratch-off jackpot! The winner plans to travel with his windfall. BABY flamingos are born with gray or white feathers — and only develop their pink plumage after dining on a diet of brine shrimp and blue-green algae. IN AN average lifetime, an able-bodied human will walk approximately 115,000 miles — which is the equivalent of five times around the equator! WORKERS doing maintenance at an elementary school in Virginia came across a Heathcliff lunchbox lost by a student in 1982…

SPIRALING songbird Jessica Simpson is wasting away and wrecking her body with head-to-toe cosmetic surgeries as the insecure beauty attempts to rebuild herself, while buckling under the pressure of her stagnant music career and floundering marriage, sources squeal. The trout-pouted performer recently shared unrecognizable photos of herself on social media as she kicked back in a recording studio, where she was working on her first album since 2010! “She just doesn’t seem to be all there right now. Her health seems rather shaky — and that’s putting it charitably,” spills an insider. “Up close, she looks unwell. Sometimes she’s a straight-up space cadet, and you just don’t know what she’s talking about. Jessica hasn’t been herself for a long time!” Many of Jessica’s 6.3 million online followers couldn’t contain their…

IN A jailhouse version of How I Met Your Mother, a Florida woman who was in solitary confinement gave birth to a baby whose father is a fellow inmate — even though they’ve never met face to face! Daisy Link, 29, says she and Joan Depaz, 23, who are both accused of homicide, began speaking to each other through the air-conditioner vents in their cells. They then used bedding to thread a line through the vents so they could pass notes back and forth. Romance blossomed, and the locked-up lovebirds hatched an ingenious plan to use their stealth messaging system to secretly spawn! “I put the semen in Saran Wrap every day, like five times a day, for like a month straight,” Depaz explains. “He would kind of like roll it…

ALL MARIAH CAREY’s fans wanted for Christmas was the real deal! The Fantasy singer’s currently battling buzz that she used an AI-generated image for her 2024 Spotify Wrapped Video that is sent as a thank-you to her top listeners of the year. On it, the Honey singer’s seen in a Christmas-type outfit with lipstick bright as Rudolph’s red nose. Instead of delight, some fans balked. “It looks like AI omg,” charges one. Another squawks: “Why does it feel like an AI made video?” The songbird fired back to set the record straight, blaming the look on other stuff: “Bad lighting and a red lip have you all thinking this is AI??” she says. “There’s a reason I’m not a fan of either of those things!” The Scrooge in this tale…

PARIS HILTON’s ex-fiancé CHRIS ZYLKA surrendered to cops after he was reportedly busted “foaming at the mouth” while trying to break into a car wearing just boxer shorts in freezing temps. Taken to a hospital, he escaped. He’s charged with fighting with officers. GWYNETH PALTROW’s daughter, APPLE MARTIN, 20, and her friend are accused of being spoiled “mean girls” following their antics to steal the spotlight from other debs at their ball in France. In a post, Apple described herself as “a delight.” Former MMA champ CONOR MCGREGOR, 36, will fight social media star LOGAN PAUL, 29, in an exhibition. Paul recently defeated former heavyweight champ MIKE TYSON, 58, in a moneymaking pay-per-view scrap many think was a sham. Atlanta Real Housewife KIM ZOLCIAK, 41, describes her marriage to KROY BIERMANN,…

TOUGH guy Michael Madsen, 66, built a career on playing screen brutes — and now the Reservoir Dogs thug is taking on a maneating reptile mutant in the creature feature DinoGator! The horror flick is directed by legendary B-movie maker Jim Wynorski, who’s responsible for classics such as Chopping Mall and The Return of Swamp Thing. Here are 10 things you don’t know about Madsen. 1 Before making a living as an actor, he was a car mechanic, a landscaper and a hospital orderly. 2 He began working at the Steppenwolf Theatre Company in his hometown of Chicago, where he served as an apprentice under John Malkovich. 3 His first wife was Georganne LaPiere, half-sister of superstar Cher, but their marriage ended in divorce in 1988. 4 He owned the…

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 20 Money woes ease early, but focus on your health WORRIED about investments and longterm goals in January? Relax, Ram! Jupiter helps you sort out difficulties and smooth over issues in financial plans by early February, setting the tone for a prosperous year! In May, take a chance to network when a potential bigwig invites you on a once-in-a-lifetime trip — you won’t regret it! Independence Day fireworks spark romance — singles meet someone with soulmate potential! You’re a powerhouse in August, but balance self-care with work to avoid becoming overwhelmed! If home-life seems tense, make an extra effort to listen to loved ones without judgment! Focus on family in fall, when a road trip or even a day picking apples together helps you grow closer! Watch…

TEENAGE terror Diego Leyva gunned down his parents and two siblings in New Mexico — and drunkenly confessed to the cold-blooded quadruple homicide in a bone-chilling 911 call, cops charge. Deputies say “extremely intoxicated” Diego, 16, emerged with his hands raised from the family’s home near the small city of Belen, about 30 miles south of Albuquerque. Inside the residence were the corpses of Diego’s mom and dad — Adriana Bencomo, 35, and Leonardo Leyva, 42 — and brothers, Adrian, 17, and Alexander, 14. Investigators say a handgun was discovered on the kitchen table. Mumbling Diego reportedly told an emergency dispatcher, “I killed my parents. My whole family.” When pressed about what happened, the boy supposedly responded, “I think something took control of me” and “something bad possessed me.” A…

PARANOID politicians are pushing for a constitutional amendment to establish designated survivors to immediately replace lawmakers in case of a mass casualty attack to avoid a dangerous power vacuum on Capitol Hill — and experts say their fears are warranted! According to sources, the group believes a deadly assault is inevitable amid a spike in threats against Congress. The bipartisan call comes as the House of Representatives also seeks to change how the Secret Service deploys agents following two failed murder bids against former President Donald Trump. “The assassination of a member of Congress is not a question of if, it’s a question of when,” says New York Rep. Ritchie Torres. Under the proposed “continuity amendment,” each House rep will be mandated to name five designated survivors from their own…