THE LONG AND THE SHORT
A young boy has just gotten his driver’s licence. He asks his father, who is a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car.
His father takes him to his study and says to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. Improve your school marks, study your bible and get your hair cut and we’ll talk.”
A month later the boy comes back and again asks his father if they could discuss the use of the car.
“Son, I’m proud of you. You’ve improved your school marks, you’ve studied your bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”
The young man waits a moment and replies, “Well, Dad. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,…
