The Bobbie Burns
Rum, Absinthe, Orange Peels, Sagebrush, Psilocybin
The Glen Plake
GÉnÉpi, crushed ice, motor oil
The Jeremy Nobis
Tequila, lemon, lightning bolts
The Lindsey Vonn
Champagne, protein powder, alligator tears
The Brad Holmes
PBR, Monster Energy, Salt
The Ingrid Backstrom
Rainier Tallboy, kitten, shot of Beam
The Cody Townsend
Vodka, cranberry, triple sec, beach foam
The Rachael Burks
Whiskey, a punch to the face, cherry garnish
The Tanner Hall
Bong water
The Bode Miller
GoldschlÄger, melted eagle butter
The Ian McIntosh
Whiskey, Ginger, human blood
The Kelly Sildaru
Kool-Aid, Jelly Bellies, vanilla ice cream
The Chris Davenport
Vodka, coffee, glacier ice, pine needles
The Shane McConkey
Jack Daniels, hippo farts
The Angel Collinson
Watermelon vodka, sunshine, owl turds, rocks
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