DAMIEN: I'm not a Shihtzu but I just did?
JEFF: I didn't think the dog would pee when it got excited.
RYAN: Raise your hand if you wanna help daddy drown the dog
SAM: 911! … Not the trick … call 911. I think I killed the dog.
EMILY: “wake”-a-minute Honey, I'll be right down! I'm just grabbing the dog first.
AARON: Much flight … Such wow … Doge
CHRISTIAN ZENGER: We CAN NOT let
Sarah McLachlan see this …
Well played, Christian Zenger, well played. You should change your last name to Zinger after that one. For your comedic competence, we are rewarding you with a fresh new pair of 2014 Byerly System boots and bindings to start the season off right.…