National Enquirer January 17, 2022

PROUD “Property Brother” Jonathan Scott has bought his ladylove Zooey Deschanel her dream house — but he neglected to tell her it would be a nightmare to finish! The 43-year-old HGTV star and the “New Girl” beauty, 41, bought the “magical house” in Los Angeles after clearing it with Elsie, 6, and Charlie, 4 — Zooey’s children from her previous marriage to Jacob Pechenik. “When we first brought the kids by the property, they dubbed it the Park House,” said Jonathan. “And you know what happens when you name something, whether it’s a mangy stray dog or a beautiful home of your dreams? You keep it!” But that was back in May 2020 — and Jonathan has yet to carry Zooey across the threshold! “Literally everyone on the planet who was building or renovating…

AND Just Like That, love rat Chris Noth’s career, marriage and fortune could be gone! As sexual assault charges piled up against “Sex and the City’s” Mr. Big, the prospects for his marriage to Tara Wilson appeared bleak when the 39-year-old former actress was spotted in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks without her wedding ring. The “And Just Like That” hunk, 67, started dating Tara in 2001. They tied the knot in 2012 and now have two children, Orion, 13, and Keats, 13 months. “Chris is terrified Tara is going to pack up, take their kids and divorce him, and then he’ll be facing this catastrophe alone,” spilled an insider. He could also be facing a big hit to his estimated $25 million fortune. “Tara can take him to the cleaners, and get spousal and child support,…

CASH-HUNGRY Kris Jenner is welcoming Pete Davidson into her reality TV family with open arms — because daughter Kim Kardashian’s latest beau is making the meddling momager see dollar signs, tipsters dished. But sources also told The National ENQUIRER the bossy busybody’s overbearing approach — and nonstop flirting — is making Kim cranky! As soon as the bootylicious brunette, 41, started dating the skirt-chasing “Saturday Night Live” cutup, 28, in October, Kris saw the budding relationship as “ratings gold” and wanted to capitalize on their coupledom, an insider spilled. According to the spy, Kim’s pushy parent is now attempting to “micromanage” every detail of the pair’s very public romance! “She’s been setting up photo ops and leaking info left and right. She’s completely taken over and is acting like she’s the one dating…

FRAZZLED Jennifer Lopez is moving her meddling mom into the home she shares with volatile beau Ben Affleck in a bid for more stability, sources told The National ENQUIRER. The power couple’s renewed romance took a hit when Affleck, 49, dissed ex-wife Jennifer Garner during a bombshell interview. Although sources said J.Lo, 52, was miffed, she later publicly stated she “couldn’t have more respect for Ben as a father, a co-parent and a person.” Now, J.Lo’s 76-year-old mom, Guadalupe — a frequent guest in the diva’s $28 million L.A. mansion over the holidays — is lined up to make a permanent move from her current digs in upstate New York. “J.Lo and Ben are not exactly in the Martha Stewart category when it comes to homemaking. They just put too much effort into…

+ OH, NO, Steve-O! The 47-year-old “Jackass” prankster is letting it all hang out on his new XXX-rated subscription website “Steve-O Raw,” where for $9.99 per month those over 18 can see more of the goofball than they ever wanted. + “DISASTER Artist” train wreck James Franco, 43 — who was accused of sexual misconduct and admitted to sleeping with female students who paid him to be their acting coach — now confesses he was battling an addiction to sex, which he called “such a powerful drug.” + SUPER-tween Davyon Johnson saved a choking classmate at school, then rescued an elderly woman from a burning building — all in one day! The 11-year-old, who lost his father to COVID in August, was honored for heroism and said his bravery “was something my…

SMOOTH operator George Clooney is upping his grooming game to look polished and sexy for his much younger wife, snitched sources who said waxing and skin treatments are at the top of his list. The silver-haired “Gravity” hunk, 60, is eager to keep the spark alive with Amal, 43, the stylish mother of his four-year-old twins, who he wed in 2014, tipsters dished. “He’s naturally a very hairy guy, and while he didn’t mind it during his early years in Hollywood, he’s gotten very particular about it the more successful he’s become — and especially after he met Amal,” an insider spilled. “Now he’s all about looking neat and distinguished. People have noticed his smooth legs, arms, chest and back, suggesting he’s had wax and/or laser treatments.” Pampered George’s sleek look has been on…