National Enquirer June 6, 2022

KOOKY Kourtney Kardashian and tattooed scarecrow Travis Barker are plotting a voodoo-style marriage blessing with pals Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, sources squeal. The PDA-obsessed lovebirds recently made their 14-month romance official at a Santa Barbara courthouse. But insiders snitch the Blink-182 drummer, 46, is eyeing an over-the-top ceremony helmed by the punk rocker and his gorgeous gal! “Travis keeps looking for ways to push the envelope and shock the world with the intensity and depth of his passion and the sheer lust he feels toward Kourt,” dishes a source. “She’s not so keen, but Travis thinks it’s the ultimate way to bind their souls together. He doesn’t think it’s creepy at all!” Insiders say the “Trans formers” beauty, 36, and her “Bloody Valentine” beau, 32 — who sealed their January engagement by…

ENPECKED Pete Davidson’s life has been hijacked by galpal Kim Kardashian and the reality TV queen’s momager, Kris Jenner, according to sources who fear the captivated comic is in danger of throwing his career away. The scrawny “Saturday Night Live” cutup, 28, and the bootylicious billionaire, 41, kicked off a whirlwind romance in October after her appearance on the NBC show — and an insider snitches, “Kim’s well and truly got her claws into him now and is totally running his life.” According to tipsters, the lovestruck Lothario has agreed to move from his native New York City to Kim’s hometown of L.A. and handed the reins of his business affairs to crafty Kardashian matriarch Kris! Now, sources say pals worry the funnyman may even give up his lucrative “SNL” gig, which would…

✚ CHARLIZE THERON is dating Halle Berry’s ex, model Gabriel Aubry. The two were linked in 2017, but Theron called it a momentary encounter because their kids went to the same school. Now, a source says, “They’re enjoying each other.” ✚ EDGY comedian Ricky Gervais says people are too easily offended by his provocative brand of humor and he felt the need to explain the concept of irony at the beginning of his new Netflix special “SuperNature” because only “smart people” get it. ✚ FORMER NFLer Jay Cutler, 39, did a quarterback sneak while on a cruise with a friend and his family by hooking up with the guy’s wife, spies claim! The pal later learned the two had been having a “longtime” affair.…

NASCAR bad boy Kurt Busch has seen another marriage crash and burn as his sexy wife, Ashley, filed for divorce! Now sources snitch the speed demon’s surly attitude is what ran the relationship into a wall! Former “Racing Wives” TV star Ashley, 30, hit the brakes on their relationship by slapping Busch, 43, with divorce papers on May 9, claiming their union is “irretrievably broken.” She’s charging the hotheaded racer cut her off from the couple’s cash and ordered her to move out of their marital home! A source tells The National ENQUIRER Busch, whose penchant for scraping paint with competitors during races led him to be labeled one of America’s most hated athletes, blew out the tires on his marriage by taking his work stress home with him! Though tipsters say Kurt and…

ONCE voluptuous Jessica Simpson has dropped so much weight she’s looking downright emaciated, and pals fear she’s losing it in more ways than one! The 41-year-old fashion mogul and mom of three has slashed 100 pounds from her 5-foot-3 frame, but insiders worry her weight loss has become a dangerous obsession. “Jessica’s now hovering around 105 pounds from working out three hours a day and subsisting on little more than a handful of nuts and fruit,” spills one source. “Her hip bones are sticking out and her waist is waspish, yet she still wants to lose ten more pounds.” Jessica is also said to be using fillers and Botox to fend off Father Time. Sources fear her compulsive behavior could make her fall off the wagon. Meanwhile, she ignores hubby Eric Johnson’s pleas to…

WHILE dirtbag Josh Duggar rots behind bars for possessing kiddie porn, the sicko’s cousin is begging his devoted wife to kick the “19 Kids and Counting” creep to the curb! Amy Duggar King, 35, posted an open letter to Anna Duggar, 33, on Instagram after claiming her messages weren’t getting through. She pleaded with the mom of seven to leave the twisted sex offender, 34, telling her there’s “no shame” in divorce. She also slammed the Institute in Basic Life Principles ministry, of which Anna is believed to be a member, labeling it a “cult” and insisting, “You’re being surrounded by the wrong kind of support.” Amy adds, “You’ve been taught since you were a child that marriage is forever, and you prayed for God to send you a partner. You’ve constructed a…