Table of contents for October 14, 2019 in Us Weekly

“Not as bad as when I posted my phone number on my dog’s collar in my cookbook.” Responding to a fan asking how she felt about accidentally putting her email address on TwitterCHRISSY TEIGEN “If only I dressed normal, I’d be so much hotter… yeah, yeah come up with a better comment. I’m tired of that one.” Clapping back at her haters on InstagramBILLIE EILISH “I can’t… is Beyoncé also my mom now, or…?” Reacting to Beyoncé dressing up as her mother, Lisa Bonet, last HalloweenZOË KRAVITZ “Whatever happened to walking over to the neighbors with a nice casserole?” Commenting on Kanye West holding a Sunday Service for thousands of people in Wyoming, not far from Mayer’s ranch retreat in MontanaJOHN MAYER “I’d forgotten it was Halloween, so I was giving out candy and…

Tia Mowry has an itty-bitty ballerina! Her daughter, Cairo, is “graceful” and loves to dance, the Family Reunion star, 41, tells Us. Since the 17-month-old “bounces” and “looks like a gazelle running around the house,” Tia and hubby Cory Hardrict are planning to sign her up for classes. The actress gushes even more about her coordinated little girl. Q: Is Cairo well behaved? She doesn’t have that many tantrums because she can communicate in sign language. She’ll [put her hands] together, like, “Help, please!” I really can’t complain. Q: Has she reached any new milestones lately? She’s walking. Well, she’s running! Cory nicknamed her “Bullet” because she’s so fast. We always have to say, “Cairo, slow down!” Q: What’s the most surprising thing your daughter does? She’ll literally just sit…

Just over one year since they legally married, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin publicly tied the knot on Sept. 30, in front of “core family and friends,” a source tells Us. Guests included Kendall Jenner, Travis Scott, Ireland Baldwin, Ed Sheeran, Jaden Smith, Justin’s manager, Scooter Braun, and some of the Baldwin brothers, in the Lowcountry coastal area of South Carolina. The couple stayed at the Montage Palmetto Bluff resort, giddily celebrating their rehearsal dinner at Moreland Landing. Congrats again, lovebirds!…

A role that Angelina Jolie won’t be playing again? Wife. A source exclusively tells Us that the A-list actress, 44, says she “will never get married again.” The mom to Maddox, 18, Pax, 15, Zahara, 14, Shiloh, 13, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 11, whom she shares with ex-husband Brad Pitt, apparently never wanted to tie the knot. “She felt that Brad pressured her,” adds the source. Right now, the star is enjoying being single. “She very much wants to travel around the world with the kids,” continues the insider, “as she [did] when she was with Brad.”…

• Chloe Bailey (above, left) and sister Halle unveiling a Star of Recognition for Old Navy’s Rockstar Jeans on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. • Amy Adams taking yoga classes and working out with a personal trainer at an NYC-area Equinox. • Tim Allen dining with his wife, Jane, and 10-year-old daughter, Elizabeth, at Dan Tana’s in West Hollywood. • Niall Horan sipping a Tanqueray and tonic while watching football at the bar of Rock & Reilly’s in West Hollywood. • David Spade grabbing dinner with a friend at the Cheesecake Factory at the Grove in L.A. • Sara Gilbert playing a ring-toss game with her 4-year-old son, Rhodes, at the Abbot Kinney Festival in Venice, Calif. • Kyle MacLachlan chatting on his cellphone before his JetBlue flight from JFK…

NOBIS Shawn Mendes and Kate Hudson love this Canadian label, and it’s clear why: The sleek collection is waterproof, windproof and ethically made. ($450, nobis.com) WHERE TO BEGIN Author Cleo Wade (a fave of Jessica Alba’s) has a new book that teaches you how to change the world through poetry, mantras and artwork. ($17, amazon.com) CEREBELLY Kim Kardashian West is raising little Einsteins! She serves her kiddos this organic baby food jam-packed with brain-boosting nutrients. ($9 for a 3-pack, cerebelly.com) ROCK & REILLY’S Jason Statham’s thrown back a few pints at this upscale Irish pub in West Hollywood, known for its Irish cheddar potato skins and (duh) pitchers of beer. (rockandreillys.com) HAMPTON WATER Rosé all day! Wine Spectator ranked Jon Bon Jovi and son Jesse Bongiovi’s bev the top rosé…

Forget everything you’ve seen and get ready to meet a disturbing homicidal loner who’s grounded in a violent version of reality. In Gotham City, a socially awkward and bullied Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) claims he has a condition that causes him to laugh uncontrollably. After a sympathetic coworker gives him a gun for his protection, this thriller goes from disturbing to despicable. Arthur soon becomes trigger-happy. His first victims? Wall Street jerks. A young Bruce Wayne enters the plot, as do Wayne’s parents, whose doom is written on the walls. Without fistfights, bank heists or a hero to root for, all that’s left is a dark, predictable cautionary tale about capitalism and the dangers of mental illness. We’re forced to nod our heads in agreement as Arthur laments that the…

On the Sept. 26 episode of YouTube show Hot Ones, Ashton Kutcher says “Oh, Mila Kunis, I love you,” before joking, “If I don’t make it out of this, honey, take care of the children [Wyatt, 4, and Dimitri, 2].” Fans may assume the “this” referred to the juicy revelations in Demi Moore’s new memoir, Inside Out, which reveals intimate details about her marriage to Ashton, from 2005 to 2013. But Kutcher wasn’t blindsided by the content of Moore’s tell-all, in which the actress, 56, alleges that she and the Ranch actor twice opened up their marriage to threesomes — and that, when they split up in 2015, after Ashton’s alleged infidelity, he claimed the threesomes had blurred lines around what was and wasn’t OK in their marriage. Demi also…

Jessica Simpson dropped 100 pounds in six months! So how did she do it? “I write down everything I eat!” the singer, 39, shared recently. That’s not all: A source tells Us the star “works out at least four times a week with Harley Pasternak’s team and walks more than 14,000 steps a day.” Simpson’s weight reached 240 pounds while pregnant with daughter Birdie Mae, 6 months. But Ashlee Simpson Ross told Us her “dedication” is her true weight-loss secret.…

Someone other than Adam Brody has stolen Leighton Meester’s heart: Their 4-year-old daughter, Arlo. Before parenthood, the Gossip Girl alum didn’t realize how intense her maternal side would be. “People started telling me, ‘You’re gonna really love them,’” Meester, 33, told Us at a special screening of Semper Fi in L.A. on Sept. 24. “And then you do, and you’re like, ‘Oh. OK. I don’t love anyone else. I just love them. And I don’t even love myself as much as I love them! Not even close.’” Well into motherhood, her mama bear instincts are in full force. When asked if she would kill or die for Arlo, Meester told Us, “Sure. I would.”…

Chloe Bennet keeps a glam squad in her purse. “I like to bring a full face of makeup everywhere,” the star of Abominable (in theaters now) tells Us. “You never know where you’re going to end up.” She packs so many rainbow-colored products, the inside of her bag “looks like it belongs in a Taylor Swift album promotion.” Read what else the actress, 27, schleps. HIGHLIGHT OF HER DAY “Tarte has the best highlighter. It’s my favorite. People stop me on the street for it.” STATE OF THE ART “I draw a lot. I have nice Sakura Pigma Micron drawing pens. Then I use and ruin them. And when I actually want to draw, I don’t get to do anything with them.” IT’S DINO-MITE “My keychain is a Coach dinosaur…

THE NEW ACCESSORY This is the coolest adornment we’ve spotted in ages! Hairstylist Mara Roszak attached craft-store ribbon with double-sided tape along Cara Delevingne’s side-parted ponytail on Aug. 21. THE NEW BANGS Sweet across-the-fore head fringe is a nice way to change up your cut without losing overall length. Ask your stylist for a slightly choppy texture, like Constance Wu’s, to keep your bangs grown-up. THE NEW BLONDE Kendall Jenner broke the internet when she debuted this bright shade by Cassondra Kaeding on Sept. 16. She switched back to brunette a few days later, but we predict we’ll be seeing more ashy hues like this. THE NEW CURL Forget perfect ringlets — we’re into natural-looking, not-so-uniform coils. Try the method hair-stylist Dimitri Giannetos used on Joey King on Sept. 22,…

FRIDAY 10/4 PEAKY BLINDERS Season 5 of this epic gangster-family series, which stars Cillian Murphy as leader and businessman Tommy Shelby, follows the turmoil after the financial crash of 1929. (Netflix) SUNDAY 10/6 BATWOMAN Years after Batman’s disappearance, his cousin Kate Kane (Ruby Rose) steps in as Gotham’s new hero. However, after a dishonorable discharge from military school, she’s not exactly welcome back home. (The CW, 8 p.m.) TUESDAY 10/8 THIS IS US Randall (Sterling K. Brown) is confronted with a tough choice in Philly, while in L.A., Kate (Chrissy Metz) and Toby (Chris Sullivan) must adjust to their new home. Mandy Moore, Justin Hartley and Milo Ventimiglia also star. (NBC, 9 p.m.) WEDNESDAY 10/9 NANCY DREW Kennedy McMann’s Nancy Drew grew up investigating around town. Now 19, she experiences…

It was always Zazie Beetz’s dream to work with Joaquin Phoenix. In Joker, she plays his only friend, Sophie Dumond. “I love her connection with Arthur,” Beetz says. The Deadpool 2 alum shares more about her experience with Us. Q: What can you tell us about Sophie? She’s a single working mom. She has a young daughter and a job, and she has to work hard to make ends meet; that’s not always an easy thing to do. Q: How would you describe her relationship with Arthur Fleck? She’s really one of the very few people who treats him with kindness. But in Arthur’s case, getting even the slightest bit of compassion or acknowledgment from someone is a lot.…

1. I collected stamps and Beanie Babies when I was young. I’m pretty sure they’re still in my closet somewhere. 2. I have to take naps most afternoons to get through long days of training. 3. I love sweets. My current obsession is Sugarpova’s new line of all-natural gummies. Blue Raspberry is my favorite. 4. I’m constantly traveling. I spent only one full week at home this summer. 5. I couldn’t stop watching Chernobyl on HBO. I still can’t believe my mother was pregnant with me only 30 kilometers away when all of that was happening. 6. My passion is architecture/interior design, and if I had the time, I’d love to go to school for it. 7. My favorite gift to get is flowers. 8. I took two summer courses…

COCO AUSTIN The proud mom to Chanel, 3, with hubby Ice-T, recently clapped back at the trolls who criticized her for sharing a breast-feeding pic. “She’s not doing it for nourishment. This chick eats chili fries,” she told Us at the Equal Standard premiere. MAYIM BIALIK The Big Bang Theory star stood by her decision to nurse her son, Fred, until he was 4 years old. “People laughed and sneered, but it wasn’t wrong,” Bialik, 43, said about practicing attachment parenting for her sons. ALANIS MORISSETTE Let the child decide — that’s what the “Ironic” singer, 45, believes when it comes to breast-feeding. When asked if she’d nurse her son, Ever, at age 5 or 6, she simply responded: “I’ll stop when he says it’s time to stop.” KELLY RUTHERFORD…

Jameela Jamil is known for her role on The Good Place, but she’s also fighting the good fight. The actress, 33, has made it her mission to speak out against diet culture and unhealthy beauty standards. “Everything I do is dedicated to young people,” she told Us at WE Day UN in NYC on Sept. 25. “We live in a society that doesn’t teach them about how valuable they are.” Jamil frequently makes headlines for targeting celebrities like the Kardashians, who promote detox and diet procedures. Her campaign, called I Weigh, works with Instagram to make it impossible to sell those types of products to minors, which she considers “a huge win.” But the Brit also applies these values to her own life. “I don’t let magazines Photoshop me,” she…

They’re in lockstep for life! Ever since Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich said “I do” in July 2017, the lovebirds have been Exhibit A for #RelationshipGoals. They were long-distance for more than three years while Laich was playing hockey in the NHL and Hough was on Dancing With the Stars, so now that they wake up in the same place every day, they can’t get enough of each other. “We love to do anything active and adventurous together,” Hough tells Us. “We go hiking and biking… I’ve been doing some weight training because my husband has a full-blown gym in our garage. It actually helps us bond, because it’s his interest.” But just as important as what they do together is their understanding of what each other needs as an…

Ex-FBI agent Corie Geller is happy living the suburban life — until she meets a man she believes is keeping a secret. Unable to shake her suspicion (or is it an obsession?), Geller tries to figure out what he’s hiding. That’s the premise of Isaacs’ new novel, Takes One to Know One, out now. “In my earlier mysteries, my detectives were smart amateurs. Corie is a pro,” the author tells Us about the story’s protagonist. WORTH THE WAIT It took Isaacs two years to pen this tome, which she originally wrote with different characters. “They weren’t me,” she says, “so I tossed the entire book and started from scratch.” And if this one is anything like her others (including Any Place I Hang My Hat and Past Perfect), you won’t…

In 2007, an astronaut named Lisa Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando — wearing an adult diaper—dead-set on kidnapping her ex-boyfriend’s new love interest. Intriguing, right? Alas, this turgid drama based on the true story lands with a thud. Natalie Portman plays Lucy Cola, a Texas dynamo struggling to acclimate to her day-to-day life post-orbit. She falls for a handsome coworker (Jon Hamm), but their relationship never blasts off (so to speak). Director Noah Hawley (Fargo) treats the case like it’s a psychology 101 class, asking us to believe that this Navy-trained pro’s mind unraveled — cue the blurry images and close-ups of her staring into the ether — just because she traveled through space. Perhaps a female writer-director would have focused on the why instead of the how?…