Table of contents for 31 October 2017 in Closer

With the clocks turning back, it’s hard not to feel a pang of excitement at the thought of cosy nights in front of the telly in a onesie – until you remember that party season begins in just four weeks! Fear not, we have everything you need to be ready to rock that LBD. Our exclusive eight-page Slimming World diet plan starting on p56 is packed with delicious recipe ideas and tips to help you shape up – you can even cheat your favourite takeaways! Our inspiring real-life slimmer, Charlotte Hall, lost almost 4st after radically overhauling her diet. She’s proof that anyone can make a change if they really want to. Plus, you can get that party-ready look with our great offer on p68, with 20% off Sienna X…

❛SHE’S TOLD HIM HE CAN’T JUST REPLACE HER WITH HIS FAMILY❜ Mark Wright’s family were seen jetting in to LA last week to visit him as he settles into his new life – he was even pictured partying with Kourtney Kardashian! Now insiders say his wife Michelle Keegan, who is still filming the next instalment of Our Girl in Malaysia, is starting to feel pushed out. The couple have led increasingly separate lives since they married in 2015. Michelle temporarily relocated to South Africa the following year for filming, then spent five months abroad earlier this year before heading back out to Asia until Christmas. A source says, “Michelle can’t help but feel left out when she sees pictures of how much fun Mark’s been having with his family. NO…

They split earlier this year, after an explosive Twitter row and cheating accusations from both sides. And last week it was reported that British boxer Amir Khan ended his marriage to model Faryal Makhdoom because of her obsession with cosmetic surgery and her desire to look like Kylie Jenner. Amir, 30, and Faryal, 26, hit the headlines in August when he accused his wife of cheating on him with fellow boxer Anthony Joshua – something they both denied – and Faryal said Amir had been unfaithful to her, too. The boxing star has reportedly slammed his wife’s decision to have cosmetic surgery, allegedly saying “she was good-looking until she started following Kylie Jenner and changing her looks” and “nobody would have her for a one-night stand now.” Faryal – who…

‘I’m more reserved than people think!’ She once claimed she “lived for plastic surgery” after transforming her appearance with a facelift, brow-lift, tummy tuck, fillers and breast implants. But Janice Dickinson tells Closer that, after almost losing her life to breast cancer last year, she’s no longer obsessed with her appearance. The former US supermodel, 62 – who also starred as a judge on America’s Next Top Model from 2003 to 2005 – revealed last March that she was battling breast cancer after doctors discovered a pea-sized lump in her right breast. She underwent a lumpectomy and radiation therapy, and reveals doctors recently gave her the all-clear. She says, “I’m a strong person, but when I got diagnosed I lost it. The thought of my two children not having me…

Tara Reile, 36, a mum-of-two from Ohio, US, says, “It’s been 20 years since I stopped practising Scientology, but it still affects me and I can understand why so many people and celebs are leaving – it takes over your life. “When I was two, my mother remarried – I didn’t meet my biological dad until I was 18 and don’t have much contact with him. I was adopted by my stepfather, who was a Scientologist, so we began following the religion. My earliest memory of Scientology was when I was about five and I fell down some steps. I wasn’t allowed to cry and had to touch the part of my leg that hurt against the step until ‘the emotion’ went away. “Aged 14, I was sent to a…

“I GET UP AT 8AM and the first thing I’ll do is have my Herbalife breakfast shake in my NutriBullet, with tea and my Aloe Mango supplement. I believe it helps burn fat and detox my body. I used to have cereal for breakfast, but I’ve lost 1½st since swapping to this – it’s crazy. I ONLY WORK OUT TWICE A WEEK , but people think I exercise more! I’ll have an hour with my personal trainer booked for Monday, Wednesday and Friday, but I never make Fridays because I usually have a blow-dry in the morning, ready for the weekend. I do weight training, squats and then a little bit of running, too. I'LL THEN GO TO MY SHOP DANNI Boutique – I’m a bit of a control freak…

GET HER LOOK OLIVIA WILDE, 33 Rush star Olivia proved her style know-how in this playful maxi dress, which she paired with metallic heels. It’s an ideal look for date night, and we’re dotty about it! Recreate her outfit for less… WHO WORE IT BEST? OLIVIA MUNN VS SAOIRSE RONAN Actresses Olivia and Saoirse both strutted their stuff on the red carpet in this sleek, tweed-print Laura Basci two-piece. Showcasing a more risqué style, Olivia flashed plenty of flesh by wearing nothing underneath, while Saoirse gave the look a preppy spin by layering her suit over a ruffle-top white shirt. VERDICT While we admire Olivia for her brave shirtless look, Saoirse takes the style crown this week for her boardroom-inspired ensemble. IN THE NEWS... ERDEM DESIGNS FOR H&M Back with…

JUST LANDED LATHER UP BEING BY SANCTUARY SHOWER FOAM WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT: This new range of beautifully-scented shower foams deeply moisturise your skin and make you feel squeaky clean. WHY WE LOVE IT: The foam creates a fluffy cloud and leaves skin feeling super-smooth. They all smell good enough to eat, but our favourite is salted caramel & macadamia, which feels really luxurious. A little goes a long way, too, so a can will last you ages. GET THE LOOK... SLEEK LOCKS Keep your hair silky smooth, like Ashley and Kate, with these kink fighters… ❶ CURL POWER UMBERTO GIANNINI NO MORE FRIZZ CURL SERUM £8 This defines curls and smooths out flyaways without a hint of crispiness that some curl creams can provide. The handy spray makes it…

BEEF AND POTATO VINDALOO SERVES 4. READY IN 2 HOURS 15 MINS, PLUS MARINATING INGREDIENTS • 700g lean stewing beef, cut into large chunks• 100ml red wine vinegar• Low-cal cooking spray• 4 onions• 8 garlic cloves, peeled• 3 red chillies• 3cm piece root ginger, peeled and grated• 1tbsp mustard powder• 1tbsp ground cumin• 1tbsp ground coriander• 1tbsp paprika• 2tsp turmeric• 2tsp cayenne pepper• 1tsp ground cinnamon• 2 bay leaves• 600g potatoes, peeled and cut into chunks• Chopped coriander• Boiled dried rice STEP 1 Place the beef in a bowl, add the vinegar and season. Chill for 2 hours. STEP 2 Preheat the oven to 180°C/fan 160°C/gas 4. Spritz a large casserole pan with low-cal cooking spray and place over a medium-low heat. Finely chop 3 onions and cook for 15 mins, stirring occasionally. STEP 3 Meanwhile, roughly chop the remaining onion and put it in a food processor…

‘I’VE DISCOVERED FRUITTELLA WITH 30% LESS SUGAR… JUST AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL’ At the end of a busy week, I really look forward to the weekend as it means spending time with my family. Whatever the UK weather throws at us, we travel to the local stables so my youngest daughter Kiki, ten, can have her horse-riding lesson. And I make sure our phones are turned off, which isn’t easy when you have two young daughters who are usually glued to them! They do love a family day out, though, and I’m a super-proud mum when I see Kiki galloping around on her horse, full of confidence. And it’s a great day out for my husband Mark and eldest daughter Maddie, 14, too. We share gossip and have a…

MUST READ After The Snow (SUSANNAH CONSTANTINE) All Esme Munroe wants for Christmas is for her mum to have a “good” day and for Santa to stop at her house. However, when her mum disappears into the heavy snow later that day, Esme is torn between protecting her mother and uncovering her deepest secrets. And she soon realises that life will never be the same again… BEST DAY OUT Disney On Ice Join your favourite Disney characters as they take you on a journey in this year’s Passport To Adventure. Explore the timeless worlds of The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and Frozen and enjoy the music and magic in every scene. Plus, don’t miss the pre-show party featuring Zootropolis. It’s a great day out for all the…

Amy always knows it’s time to leave the party when small snowmen start talking to her. When Brooklyn was told he’d be seeing a big orange thing in America, he’d expected Trump. SAM SMITH The singer joins the “crash for cash” scam as he hurls himself on to the bonnet of a pensioner’s old runaround in an outrageous bid to claim on their insurance. Naughty! Ever since he saw Up, Oliver Proudlock has wanted to fly to South America. Think he’ll need a few more balloons... Kourtney K drops her phone down the loo again. Luckily, she has an assistant to fish it out. DAWN O’PORTER It’s a good question, Dawn. What we want to know is, how come there’s no penis emoji for when we want to tell someone…

She escaped the UK last week to spend half-term in the Caribbean with her three sons and parents, but Coleen Rooney – who showcased her blossoming bump in a bright blue bikini – couldn’t run away from the drama surrounding her and husband Wayne Rooney. DIVORCE CLAIMS Following the footballer’s arrest in September, where he was convicted of drink-driving while taking 29-year-old single mum Laura Simpson home from a bar, Coleen has faced intense speculation over the state of her nine-year marriage. She’s been snapped without her wedding ring on multiple occasions and, last week, the 31-year-old even sparked speculation she’d reverted back to her maiden name, McLoughlin, when she was pictured with a bag embossed with the initials “CM”. However, she later Tweeted that the bag belonged to her…

❛ THEY’VE HAD THEIR FAIR SHARE OF SCARES OVER THE YEARS WITH STALKERS AND BURGLARIES ❜ It should be one of the happiest times of Kim Kardashian’s life as she prepares for the arrival of her and husband Kanye West’s third baby via a surrogate, due at the end of this year. But the reality star – who celebrated her 37th birthday last week – was left shaken and upset after two intruders broke into the grounds of their lavish family home in Bel Air a few weeks ago. And insiders say the mum-of-two is increasing security in their home. To add to her worries, Kanye – father to daughter North, four, and son Saint, nearly two – is set to move out of their mansion next year, as he’s…

After 18 years of fertility treatment, costing £80,000, Louise Warneford, now 50, finally became a mum last year. She says, “When I met my husband Mark, 55, a driver for the Ministry of Defence, in 1999, we knew we both wanted children, but Mark had had a vasectomy following the birth of his two daughters with a previous partner. “It couldn’t be reversed so we chose to have IVF, using donor sperm. I knew it wasn’t going to be a straightforward journey, but I didn’t realise how hard it would be. “As Mark had daughters, we weren’t eligible for NHS treatment, so we went private in 2001. The drugs were awful and I had so many mood swings, but when I tested positive, I was thrilled. “However, at ten weeks,…

‘I nearly killed myself as a teenager’ She’s become infamous for flaunting her incredible body in an array of risqué outfits – but despite embracing her curves at 48, Lizzie Cundy recently revealed that she secretly battled anorexia at the age of 14. At her lowest point, Lizzie admits that she dropped to 5st and her periods stopped – but now she says she’s determined to put her body demons to rest as she confidently poses naked for Closer. Lizzie – who was spotted partying in LA with Strictly judge Bruno Tonioli, 61, last week – says, “People might see me in my outfits and think it’s me being vain or shallow. I often get asked how I have the courage to wear some of the things I do. But…

His 15-year relationship with his fiancée and childhood sweetheart was rocked six years ago when he was unfaithful and fathered a love child following a one night-stand. And, last week, insiders revealed that Coronation Street star Jack P Shepherd – who plays David Platt in the soap – had split from Lauren Shippey. The couple – parents to Nyla, eight, and four-year-old Reuben – are reportedly still living under the same roof despite their recent break-up. Jack and Lauren, both 29, first started dating aged 14 and moved in together two years later. They briefly split in 2011, when a DNA test proved that Jack had fathered a baby boy called Greyson – who’s now six but has no contact with the actor – after a one night-stand with sales…

CASEY’S TONED BEACH CURVES TURN HEADS She recently qualified as a yoga teacher and Casey Batchelor proved her hard efforts had paid off when she revealed her toned curves in a red bikini in Cyprus. The 33 year old had her natural 32GG breasts reduced to a 32E back in 2014 but admitted earlier this year that her bust had grown back to an “EE or F.” The former CBB star’s curves may have turned heads during her sunshine break, but she’s not looking for love after revealing last month that she was planning to marry her mystery boyfriend following a secret 18-month romance. She recently gushed, “We’ve been together for a while now. I kept quiet about it because he doesn’t want to be in the spotlight and likes…

EWAN SPOTTED KISSINGTV LOVER He wed his wife Eve Mavrakis in 1995, but last week Ewan McGregor shocked fellow diners when he was spotted kissing his Fargo co-star and on-screen lover Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a London café. Onlookers saw Ewan, 46, and Mary Elizabeth, 32 – who split from her husband of seven years, Riley Stearns, four months ago – deep in conversation before they shared a passionate kiss and left together on his motorbike. Later that day, Ewan’s wife Eve, 51, was spotted out in Santa Monica, LA, without her wedding ring, amid reports that the couple – who are parents to Clara, 21, Jamyan, 16, Esther, 15, and Anouk, six – have been living apart since May. Ewan and Eve met on the set of court drama…

1 VIVID VELVET These Mango trousers are a near-identical match to the D&G pair – but at a fraction of the price. Team with the matching jacket for androgynous chic. MANGO £59.99 2 FAKE IT Faux-fur is everywhere this season, and this fluffy pink jacket has shot straight to the top of our wish list. Pair it with caramel, burgundy and denim hues for a fab fash-clash. MISS SELFRIDGE £75 3 KNIT ME UP Even we had to do a double-take at this gorgeous Coach lookalike. To complete the designer look, wear with a floral midi skirt and knee-high boots. NEW LOOK £34.99 4 STATEMENT SPARKLER When it comes to ear candy, the bigger the better. Go bold with this Topshop ear cuff, without breaking the bank. TOPSHOP £16.50 5…

STREAKY FAKE TAN For a flawless finish, preparation is key. Use a body scrub to buff away dead skin, then, once skin is completely dry, apply your tan with a mitt to achieve a streak-free look. DIY TIP Apply a dab of body lotion to extra-dry areas, like elbows, knees and hands, to avoid them looking overly dark. FRAZZLED HAIR As much as we love our heat-styling, it can lead to dryness and split ends. Try misting a heat-protection spray before styling to limit damage. Also rake through a nourishing hair oil to make up for moisture loss. VISIBLE EXTENSIONS Hair extensions are a great way of giving your hair a volume boost, but you don’t want those clips to show. Luckily, a good back-combing brush is all you need…

HOW IT WORKS 1 Pick one breakfast, one lunch and one dinner every day. Feel free to repeat meals you enjoy. You’ll find more recipe ideas at www.slimmingworld.co.uk, or when you join your local Slimming World group. 2 Foods printed in bold are Free Food, which you can enjoy freely to satisfy your appetite, with no weighing, counting or measuring. Base meals around Free Food, like veg, pasta, lean meat, fish, rice, potatoes, fat-free dairy, eggs and more. If you feel hungry between meals, snack on fresh fruit, veg crudités and fat-free natural yoghurt. 3 As well as Free Food, stock up on fat-free salad dressings, stock, herbs, oil-free passata, tomato purée, soy sauce and spices, which can be used freely to flavour meals. 4 To make sure you’re enjoying…

DONNA: ‘I’m finally back to my best’ Donna Mitchell, 49, a teacher from Staffordshire, is 5ft 6 and has lost 5st 3lbs “In 2008, when I was pregnant with my son Alex, I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, a condition where the colon becomes inflamed. I was prescribed steroids and, because of them, my appetite increased. Due to a diet of fatty foods and takeaways, I gained 6st in just 18 months. “After an operation to remove my colon, I needed a temporary ileostomy bag attached to the outside of my tummy and I felt less confident about leaving the house. It wasn’t until my treatment was complete in 2011 that I felt ready to tackle my weight and join my local Slimming World group. “My husband, Steve, supported me…

ANDREA How much do you spend? The amount has come down recently, because I’m paying more attention to what I’m buying and eating. So, on average, I’d say around £140 a week, which is for all of us [Andrea is engaged to Nick Feeney and has son Finlay, 15, and daughter Amy, 11, from a previous relationship]. Describe your daily diet… At the start of the week, I make a batch of oats and top them with almond milk, goji berries, walnuts and berries for breakfast. If I’m filming Loose Women, I’ll grab a wrap from Pret for lunch or, if I’m at home, I’ll have rye toast with avocado, beetroot and a poached egg. Around 3pm, the wheels fall off the bus and I’ll have a bag of Wotsits…

FAMILY MATTERS HOW TO DISCUSS BODY ART WITH TEENS Emma advises talking openly when your kids say they want tattoos or piercings, so they don't regret their choices I love tattoos and piercings, my husband is covered in them and I used to have 15 piercings. Even so, I’ve discussed the downsides of body art with both my teenage boys. It takes seconds for someone to make up their mind about the kind of person they think we are. In an interview – or if your child wants a certain career, like a doctor or pilot – tattoos and piercings could limit their future prospects. If they’re thinking about decorating their bodies, they need to think about the possible consequences. Both my sons want tattoos and have even helped design…

❛SHE’D LIKE BEAR TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE❜ • Cheryl and Liam spark marriage rumours as she wears a ring and he refers to her as his ‘wife’ • Insiders reveal they’d like a commitment ceremony in their lavish garden next summer • They’re planning to have a proper wedding after baby No2 Liam Payne tried to throw cold water over wedding rumours last week when he said, “I don’t know if I’m the wedding-y type of guy,” but he failed to mention whether marriage was on the cards. Over the summer, the former 1D star, 24, repeatedly referred to Cheryl as his “wife” in a string of interviews and then, last month, Cheryl was snapped wearing a simple gold ring on her wedding finger. Pals…

She’s had a roller-coaster few months in her private life, but self-confessed surgery addict Jordan shocked fans when she appeared on stage with a drastically swollen face last week. And insiders say she is altering her appearance in a desperate bid to rebuild her shattered confidence. It comes after Jordan – real name Katie Price – revealed in August that her husband Kieran Hayler, 30, had been having a 12-month affair with the family nanny, Nikki Brown – which Nikki denies – and was branded “washed-up” in a public spat with Love Island’s Chris Hughes. A source says, “Katie’s confidence has hit rock bottom. Everyone has told her to stop the cosmetic procedures, but she’s blind to the damage she’s doing to herself. “Every time she has a drama in…

❛ SHE HAS A THICK SKIN, BUT CAN’T HANDLE NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HER KIDS ❜ Her husband David was pictured enjoying a family day out in Malibu, California, with their four children last week, but insiders say Victoria Beckham was furious with cruel internet trolls, who seemed intent on body-shaming her six-year-old daughter, Harper. After pictures emerged of the youngest Beckham in a swimsuit, one user shockingly commented: “She is massive, bigger than her mum! That child needs to lose weight!” Another viciously wrote, “The mother should be concerned.” Yet another vile troll added, “Harper is 6 which is long past time to have baby fat!” A source reveals, “Victoria was shocked and disgusted by the comments over her little girl. It really upset her and she would hate for…

❛ MUM WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR A CHILD ❜ When Louise Brown came into the world nearly 40 years ago, she became a household name. For Louise was the first baby to be born using IVF treatment after her parents, Lesley, then 29, and John, then 39, were unable to conceive naturally. Speaking to Closer, mum-of-two Louise, now 39, says, “My parents didn’t realise IVF hadn’t succeeded before and that they’d go on to make headlines around the world – they were just desperate for a baby. When Mum visited Patrick Steptoe’s clinic she saw mums with babies, so she assumed it had worked before. She really believed she was going to be a mother. And she would have done anything for a baby.” EXPERIMENTAL After nine years of…

• Find clothes that flatter you. You always feel better on a night out when you love your outfit. Don’t follow the trends if they don’t suit you. • Be original, because there’s only one you. • Exercise. Not just for your outer-self, but for your inner-self, too. If you’ve got time to chat on the phone, then you’ve got time to do a bit of exercise. It makes you feel amazing. • Surround yourself with trusted friends and people you love. Hanging out with my boys always makes me feel happy.…

Reports surfaced last week that Elvis Presley’s widow, Priscilla, had left the controversial Church of Scientology. Representatives for the 72-year-old actress have since denied the claim, but it thrust the religion back into the spotlight. Scientology still counts A-listers such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta among its members, but Priscilla’s daughter, Lisa Marie, and actresses Katie Holmes and Leah Remini are among those who have famously left. Over the years, a number of ex-members have appeared in documentaries exposing the inner workings of the Church, which claims we are all immortal spiritual beings known as thetans. Closer speaks to Tara Reile, who was raised as a Scientologist, about why she left……

She shot to fame thanks to her sharp wit, becoming a familiar face on TV panel shows and the stand-up circuit. But comedian Katherine Ryan is now rubbing shoulders with reality TV’s most famous family, and says they’re the only people who’ll escape being the butt of her jokes. Single mum Katherine – who has an eight-year-old daughter, Violet – tells Closer she met Kourtney Kardashian, 38, at a dinner party earlier this year and the pair bonded over their parenting styles. COSYING UP TO THE A-LIST “I’d been drinking,” she says, “which probably explains my confidence in going over to talk to her. I just gushed about how she was an attachment parent [using continuous physical closeness] and I’d done the same with my daughter, and how I love…

MADE A BIG LIFE CHANGE “Change” is my favourite word. I hate the thought of doing the same thing forever, so I’m always pushing and challenging myself. From January, I’m going to be spending most of my time in San Diego, America, which will be a huge adjustment. I love flying and I’ve got a pilot’s licence, so I’ll be taking my plane there as San Diego is a beautiful place and great for flying, plus I have a lot of friends there already. It’s totally different from home and I can’t wait. WORKED UP A SWEAT Every day! I love being outside and try to exercise every day. I wish I was more like Davina McCall and super-fit, but I have a lot of other hobbies that take up…

DINNER (Choose 1) FILLET BEEF AND MUSHROOM STROGANOFF (V) Serves 4, ready in 30 mins • Low-cal cooking spray• 3 medium onions, halved and thinly sliced• 200ml boiling beef stock• 500g chestnut or button mushrooms, halved or thinly sliced• 1tsp Knorr Touch Of Taste Beef Stock Concentrate• 2tsp lemon juice• 500g beef fillet steak or sirloin steak, all visible fat removed, cut into strips• 120g plain quark• Chopped fresh chives, to serve• Boiled dried rice or vegetables, to serve 1 Spritz a large non-stick frying pan with low-cal cooking spray and place over a medium heat. Add the onions and 4tbsp stock, then cover, reduce the heat to low and cook for 10 mins. Uncover the pan, stir in the mushrooms and increase the heat to high. Cook for 2 mins or until tender. Add the remaining beef stock and…

TV chef Gino says, “Fish soups along the Amalfi coast are big on flavour, but there are many variations, depending on what’s available at the market that day.” GINO D’ACAMPO’S AMALFI-STYLE FISH SOUP SERVES 4 • 3tbsp extra- virgin olive oil• 1 large red onion, peeled and finely chopped• 1tsp dried chilli flakes• 200ml dry white wine• 400ml hot fish stock• 400g tin cherry tomatoes• 300g skinless haddock fillet, cut into 2cm chunks• 300g skinless red mullet fillet, cut into 2cm chunks• 20 large raw prawns, peeled and deveined• 400g tin cannellini beans, rinsed and drained• 10 fresh yellow cherry tomatoes, halved• 4tbsp chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley• Grated zest of 1 unwaxed lemon STEP 1 Heat the oil in a medium-sized pan over a medium heat. Add the onion and chilli flakes and fry for 5 mins, stirring occasionally. STEP 2 Increase the…

HAVING AUTISM ISN’T SOMETHING TO FEAR Chris Packham has hit out at experts trying to ‘cure’ autism, saying he owes his success to his Asperger’s – Dr C agrees Recently, documentary makers followed naturalist Chris Packham as he described his experience of having Asperger’s, and travelled to the US where clinics and educational programmes claim they can “cure” the condition. He shared how troubled he was to see how negatively autism is regarded, and rather than recognising any positive aspects, their goal appeared to be to stamp it out. I agree; autism is almost always talked about in a negative way, it’s precisely why millions of parents feared the MMR vaccine, although that autism link has since been 100 per cent refuted. It’s important to acknowledge that autism can be…

PAWS FOR THOUGHT OVER YOUR PET We spend up to a whopping £3,500 in the first year of owning a new furry friend! We reveal how to give an animal a loving home without breaking the bank SLASH INSURANCE This is vital and could save you thousands if your pet gets ill, but it needn’t cost a fortune. “Use comparison websites to look for the cheapest option that caters to your needs,” says Consumer Affairs Editor Natasha Rachel Smith. “If you use TopCashback Compare, you can also earn cashback of up to £50 on a valid pet insurance policy with Tesco Bank, £40 with More Than and £35 with Co-op.” FEED THEM WELL Expensive brands aren’t always better, it’s about the quality of the ingredients. “Look at labels to ensure…

1 MOTHERLAND FULL SERIES IS HERE! TUE 7 NOV, 10PM, BBC2 Last year’s pilot was an absolute corker, and now the comedy returns as a full series, once again starring Anna Maxwell Martin as stressed-out, very much non-“Alpha” mum Julia. Written by the ace Sharon Horgan and Father Ted’s Graham Linehan, capers last time involved the heroine of the piece forgetting it was half term, and trying to get through a play-date with a perfect mum. This should be fab. FACTFILE Writer Sharon Horgan says: “I am thrilled to have finally found a good use for my 14 years of mothering. Apologies in advance to brave women and men of the school run…” 2 THE X FACTOR LIVE LIVE SHOWS CONTINUE SAT 4 / SUN 5 NOV, 8.20/7.05PM, ITV It’s…

In Tenable , teams compete to answer questions about people’s “Top 10s”? I love it because not only can you be entertained, you can learn something as well – little facts that you can take to the pub, like what is the UK’s favourite cake… Is there a pressure to be funny as the show’s host? I’m normally quite a shy person and I’m not one for cracking jokes. The family normally groan if I ever do it round the house, but when I get into a TV studio I can’t help myself. I will see the funny in every situation and I want to make an entertaining show. The banter is part of the whole experience, and we get some great teams on. You’ve acted in…

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