Table of contents for Issue 877 in Closer

If you hate the fact that the fire risk posed by your birthday cake increases each year, we’re here to make you feel better. In this issue, comedian Jo Brand, 62, reveals what she has learned in life – particularly that age shouldn’t stop you doing anything. Actress Kim Cattrall says she’s enjoying career success more now she’s 63, and Denise Van Outen talks candidly about finding The One later in life, saying she enjoys being settled in her 40s “with someone really nice”. Meanwhile, we’ve chatted to mum-of-two Joanne Peters, who is now fitter at 44 than she was at 25. We think she looked fab before transforming her figure with a hardcore gym regime – but she’s undoubtedly happier now and is proof you can achieve anything if…

❛FATHERHOOD KIND OF MESSED ME UP AT THE START – IT SPOOKED ME EARLY ON❜ His confessions and awkward revelations since their split have been a thorn in the side for Cheryl as Liam Payne regularly dropped clangers in public. He’s hinted his saucy performances with Rita Ora – with whom he collaborated on the single For You from the Fifty Shades Freed soundtrack – caused Cheryl to become jealous, and admitted he was “frightened” to be on the receiving end of her wrath. Last month, Liam also caused a stir when he hinted that Cheryl’s anxiety around going outside put pressure on their relationship, saying, “For her, if you were going out somewhere, it would take so long to get out of the door because you’re just so worried.”…

Vanessa Feltz wowed fans when she showed off her incredible 3 1/2st weight loss at the Pride Of Britain Awards last week, following a gastric bypass in March. The self-confessed yo-yo dieter opted for the surgery after suffering complications with her gastric band, which she had fitted in 2010 after struggling to maintain her weight. Before the surgery, she was a size 18. Vanessa, 57, says she’s thrilled with her new size 12 figure – and says so too is her fiancé, Phats & Small singer Ben Ofoedu, 47, with whom she’s been in a relationship since 2006. She recently said it’s “done wonders” for their sex life, adding, “He doesn’t seem to have become any less keen on a bit of ‘how’s your father’, put it that way! I’ve…

To protect the lives of hundreds of thousands of badgers and cattle, the Badger Trust is working on a kinder, more efficient vaccination project. Not only are vaccinations more effective at controlling and minimising disease in badger populations, they are also cheaper for the taxpayer. It costs £200 on average to catch, vaccinate then release a badger, compared to the £1,000 price tag to kill a badger. To make a donation to Badger Trust, visit Badgertrust.org.uk/donate. Sign a petition calling on the UK government to halt the badger cull and investigate alternative, humane options for bTB control at Petition.parliament. uk/petitions/273999.…

He shocked the nation when he signed up for The X Factor: Celebrity – and now Martin Bashir tells Closer the show has surprised him too. The news reporter and journalist, 56, says he was nervous about meeting acid-tongued judge Simon Cowell, but it’s been Nicole Scherzinger who left him terrified. He says, “Simon was the one I was most fearful of because of his reputation, but actually it’s Nicole [who is scarier]. The other day she came to my singing practice and I was torn to shreds. I’ve not been so badly treated since I played rugby at university and I conceded two tries in a match. The coach called me every expletive in front of the team and I was humiliated. “Nicole hammered me! She said, ‘Your movements…

He’s best known as one of the stars of hit TV show Glee – but Kevin McHale is now impressing audiences with his voice on The X Factor: Celebrity. And Kevin, 31 – who played Artie on the comedy drama – says his co-stars wished him luck on the singing contest, and insists he wants to stay in the competition for as long as he can because he loves the UK. He says, “My Glee friends have all been in touch. Amber [Riley, who played Mercedes] called to yell at me because I didn’t tell her I was doing The X Factor. We talk all the time. Everybody’s doing amazing things and we all support each other in everything. “I’m really loving the UK though – I want to stay…

It was the news Friends fans were waiting for when Jennifer Aniston last week teased her co-stars are “working on something new”. Speaking to Ellen DeGeneres, Jen, 50, confirmed she had met up with David Schwimmer, 52, Courteney Cox, 55, Lisa Kudrow, 56, Matt LeBlanc, 52, and Matthew Perry, 50, to discuss a new project – although she said it wouldn’t be another TV series. She confirmed, “Something is happening… but we don’t know what that something is.” The actress last month “broke the internet” with her first-ever Instagram post of a Friends selfie – the first group shot since 2004 – which received more than 14 million likes. Despite being over 25 years old, Friends is still cult viewing (on Channel 5 in the UK and until recently on…

Drag queen Baby Lame is the co-host of Ru Paul’s Drag Race UK: The Podcast, the official podcast for the hit TV show. He says, “I think Fabian and his mum are amazing. When I was a kid, I loved dressing up – one minute I’d be in a pirate costume, the next I’d put on a dress. But back then, wearing typically girls’ clothing was frowned upon, and I was told off for it, which made me feel rubbish. The fact that Fabian has been given the freedom to explore all aspects of his personality will make him a happier child, and less likely to have issues as he gets older. “There’s no doubt in my mind that Fabian has got what it takes to be a star –…

‘The older you get, the more stories you have’ She achieved global fame and success as the feisty Samantha Jones in iconic show Sex And The City, a character notorious for her love of wild sex and younger men. But Kim Cattrall admits her latest role in upcoming comedy series Filthy Rich is a bit of a departure from her previous work, as she plays Margaret Monreaux, the Oprah-like host and co-founder of a Christian TV network who takes charge of the family business after her husband is involved in a plane crash. The 63-year old actress says, “The greatest thing about my job is that you never know what’s going to happen. I’ve had my career since I was in my teens – I’m most proud of that out…

‘It’s the experiences that went wrong that I remember’ STICK TO WHAT YOU’RE GOOD AT “You should only do something you know you’ll be good at. That’s why you’ll never find me doing Strictly. I would be the comedy fat person, wouldn’t I? I do like dancing, but I don’t think liking something is a good enough reason to put yourself through the hell that is Strictly. I have been approached to do the show, but I just couldn’t decide which male dancer to have an affair with!” EMBRACE NEW THINGS “I have always been committed to everything I have done. I trained and worked as a psychiatric nurse at both Maudsley and Beckenham hospitals, before making the transition into comedy. It’s good to try new things and push yourself…

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GO VEGAN YOU DON’T NEED MEAT TO MAKE A MEAL OF IT... MEXICAN TORTILLA WRAPS WITH CHIPOTLE DRESSING SERVES 4 • 2 red and 2 orange peppers, deseeded and sliced • 3 tbsp olive oil • Kernels from 2 corn on the cob • 400g can black- eyed beans, drained and rinsed • 2 ripe avocados • Juice of 1 lime • 1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped • 4 corn tortillas • Bunch spring onions, sliced • Bunch coriander DRESSING: • 2 tbsp chipotle paste • 2 tbsp olive oil • 1 tbsp red wine vinegar • 2 tsp sugar STEP 1 Preheat oven to 190°C/fan 170°C/gas 5. STEP 2 Put the peppers and oil in a roasting tin and roast for 15 mins until they start to…

wo years ago, TVicky Richards was told she carried the faulty BRCA gene – giving her a higher risk of breast cancer. Having seen her mum battle the disease twice, she decided to have a double mastectomy. She says, “When I was recovering, I spent a fortune on flowers, which I arranged in vases. That, and scrolling through Instagram, gave me an idea for a business. Faux flowers were either cheap and looked artificial, or were more realistic with a huge price tag. I saw a gap in the market for quality faux flowers at affordable prices.” Vicky ordered £80 worth of fake blooms and arranged them to fill the time while she was off work from her marketing job. In December 2017, she started an Instagram page, Woodham Blooms,…

After finding out about Charity’s involvement in the casino heist, Vanessa gives her girlfriend a chance to come clean. Come on, this is Charity Dingle we’re taking about here, of course she’s not going to ’fess up – and Vanessa promptly dumps her. So, knowing what she was putting at risk, why did Charity get involved? “Mandy needed help and she knew that the perfect person was Charity because she loves the thrill of the chase and the thought of being involved in some financial scamming,” explains actress Emma Atkins, 44. “But it all spirals out of control.” Is this really the end of Vanessa and Charity?…

1 CHILDREN IN NEED PUDSEY’S BACK! FRI 15 NOV, 7.30PM, BBC1 A trip to the country’s most famous ballroom for a Strictly special with the cast of EastEnders, a visit from Doctor Who, a Star Wars spectacular, the long-awaited return of Crackerjack to BBC1, Countryfile presenters as you’ve never seen them before, and a surprise from the England football team. Yep, it can only be Children In Need, the biggest charity TV night of the year. There are also plenty of all-singing, all-dancing studio performances from West End shows Big and Circus 1903, the Children in Need Choir sing live up and down the country, and there are songs from Louis Tomlinson, Michael Ball and Alfie Boe. Get a takeaway, settle on the sofa and give generously! 2 STRICTLY COME…

MUST READ Violet (SJI HOLLIDAY) When Carrie’s best friend can no longer make the round-the-world trip they’d planned together, she decides to go it alone. Violet is also travelling solo, after splitting up with her boyfriend. When the two women meet in a Beijing Hotel, Carrie makes the impulsive decision to invite Violet to take her friend’s place. They soon form a bond, but as the journey continues, through Mongolia and into Russia, things start to unravel – because one of them is not who she claims to be… One of the best psychological thrillers we’ve read in a long time. BEST DAY OUT ABBA: Super Troupers The Exhibition Attention all Dancing Queens and Super Troupers! An ABBA exhibition is coming to London’s O2 on 6 December and staying until…

Fresh from a scathing exposé by her former lover Charles Drury, Jordan faced more heartache from yet another of her exes last week. First husband Peter Andre shared a series of videos of their daughter Princess, 11 – who moved in with Pete last summer as Jordan’s life careered on a toxic path – dancing with his wife Emily MacDonagh in their plush mansion. Jordan’s close pal Kerry Katona – with whom she partied last in September – even commented on Pete’s post, writing, “Awww love her [Princess] you should be so proud she’s a great kid.” And pals say the videos hit a nerve with Jordan, 41, who was accused of cocaine abuse and having an “unlivable, filthy house” by toyboy Charles, 22 – especially as Kerry commented, too.…

She wowed fans after unveiling a 3st weight loss and a chic new look at Drake’s birthday party earlier this month. And insiders say Adele has her close friend Beyoncé to thank for her incredible transformation. Since mum-of-one Adele, 31, split from her husband of three years, Simon Konecki, in September, Beyoncé, 38, has taken her under her wing in LA – and rather than helping her drown her sorrows, clean-living Bey has encouraged her pal to dance away her troubles instead. A source tells Closer , “Adele has been joining Beyoncé at early SoulCycle classes, which she manages to attend almost unnoticed. They’ve been having a fun time together and they’ve gone out for healthy smoothies after, too. “On top of that, Bey has introduced her to her choreographers…

She’s no stranger to being attacked by trolls – but last week TV star Scarlett Moffatt broke down on social media after being sent a vicious letter from a cruel bully. Scarlett, 29 – who is currently starring in Channel 4’s The Tribe Next Door – sobbed as she revealed the contents of hate mail sent to her house by a viewer, who called her “thick” and “fat”. VILE COMMENTS The letter read, “Your appearance on Tribe was atrocious – so fat! Your mouth looks strange like a pork chop sliced in half. Whatever must those African women have thought of it all.” And, breaking down in tears, Scarlett said in her Instagram story, “You need to be kinder... You don’t know what’s going on in people’s lives. I’m just…

Queen guitarist Brian May has spent years fighting against the badger cull, even taking his fight to Parliament. And last week, he said that Queen would not be performing at Glastonbury Festival because its founder, dairy farmer Michael Eavis, supports the cull. Brian, 72, said, “What bothers me is that Michael is in favour of the badger cull, which I regard as a tragedy and an unnecessary crime against wildlife.” Brian previously said, “Badgers are fascinating and rather mysterious because they have been in the British Isles longer than humans and they have their own social ways, not all of which are understood by us. “People talk about a science-based cull – but history will show that this whole sorry business, the tragedy of Bovine TB, was entirely due to…

She’s hotly tipped to be heading into the jungle this winter, and when Closer asked her about the rumours, Kate Garraway remained tight-lipped as to whether she’d be participating in I’m A Celeb! But, cryptically, the Good Morning Britain presenter did admit she’s always loved the show, and that everyone she’s ever spoken to about it has thoroughly enjoyed their time in the jungle. Kate, 52, says, “If I was doing it, I couldn’t confirm it – and if I wasn’t, I couldn’t deny it! I couldn’t say either way, could I? But what I will say is that I’ve interviewed so many people over the years after they’ve come out, and their views after are always that they loved it. It’s such a great show.” And when asked about…

‘I’m just so happy I’m pregnant’ She recently delighted fans with the happy news that she and husband James Jordan are expecting a baby after years of trying. And now Ola Jordan tells Closer that James is more worried about the due date in March than she is. Strictly star Ola, 37, says, “I don’t know what to expect with the birth – I’m scared, but millions and millions of women do it, so it can’t be that bad, surely?” Laughing, she adds, “But James is more scared than me, more afraid. He’ll be a terrible birthing partner! “He’s very protective of me – even now, when I’m just walking around, he’s making sure I don’t fall. So if things don’t go the way they should [at the birth], I…

CHRIS: ‘Jesy and I are very traditional’ They were described as “couple goals” after her recent documentary on trolling – and now Chris Hughes has opened up to Closer about his romance with Little Mix star Jesy Nelson. The couple’s relationship has been going from strength to strength since it emerged they were dating in January this year. And now Chris, 26, reveals exactly what drew him to the singer, 28, and why he loves her so much. Speaking at The Pride of Britain Awards, he says, “I love everything about her – there’s nothing not to love. She’s got it all, really. When I first met her, her looks blew me away and I was like, ‘Woah’. And the rest went from there. “She’s really nice, she has a…

On the nine years since she soared to fame on Geordie Shore , Holly Hagan has undergone a massive transformation – having two boob jobs (followed by a boob reduction), a nose job, liposuction and fillers. When she started on the show, aged just 18, she was “insecure” about her size 16 figure and her natural beauty, and opted to go under the knife in a bid to make herself feel better. But now, aged 27 and planning a wedding to her fiancé, footballer Jacob Blyth, Holly tells Closer that she has learned to accept herself and will never resort to cosmetic surgery again. She says, “I don’t want people looking at me thinking that surgery has made me happier. I will never have surgery again. People may feel pressure…

DIETING… “I joke I’ve been on a diet since 1974, but it is basically true. I have a big appetite. I like to eat, and my body type is not naturally this thin. I watch what I eat and drink but I’m not obsessive. I just don’t have dessert after every meal.” FITNESS… “I actually enjoy working out and I exercise every other day. I try to do cardio three or four times a week. I’ve had injuries in the past so I do physio yoga to rehabilitate my body. The older I get, the less jarring I want my exercise to be.” BEAUTY… “I don’t know what the fascination with cosmetic surgery is. It’s a very personal thing and it’s no-one’s business. I don’t know if I will ever…

While Denise may have some famous exes, she has insisted there is no bad blood between any of them. Before she found love with Eddie, Denise was married to Lee Mead for four years, after they met on BBC’s talent competition Any Dream Will Do in 2007, but divorced in 2013. She says, “My last relationship with Lee was lovely; Betsy is an amazing kid and I’ve still got a really great friendship with Lee.” Denise was close to tying the knot when she dated Jamiroquai’s Jay Kay in 1998, only to split in 2001. She says, “Jay was a big part of my life. If I see him, we’ll say hello, but he’s got a wife and kids and we’re not going to be messaging each other. I like…

IN THE NEWS MICHELLE’S AUTUMN COLLECTION Full of bold hues, puff sleeves, and sequined stunners, Michelle Keegan’s latest collection with Very will have you looking glamorous right through the party season. Our favourite piece is the leather-look trousers, perfect for dressing up or down. Hit those cyber shelves ASAP, as we predict a sellout! Available at Very.co.uk now in sizes 6-18. I WANT WHAT SHE’S GOT! EVERYBODY’S WEARING... HOUNDSTOOTH This timeless print has been spotted on some stylish celebrities this season, proving houndstooth hasn’t lost its status as a modern classic. Go for button details, like Tia, and don’t be afraid of a head-to-toe look! FASHION WORTH TALKING ABOUT! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 32 This is dressing to impress! We are obsessed with this elegant jumper and skirt combo. Model Rosie always…

When it comes to eyeliner, making a serious statement is the way to go. Graphic designs have been spotted on the lids of this season’s catwalk models, as well as some of our favourite celebs, including singer Selena Gomez. But how wearable are these eye-opening looks? With everything from kohl pencils to ultra-dark liquid liners available, we put the artistic trend to the test to see if we can get on the right lines with this bold winged look… WE TRY IT OUT! ACTING STYLE EDITOR CHARLIE SAYS: “I love this look, but I found it really difficult to apply, as it took ages to get it neat and even on both sides. A quick-drying liner is essential to avoid any smudges. I guess practise makes perfect, so I will…

She rose to fame with chart- topping girl group Atomic Kitten and in recent years has had her hands full juggling a career on stage and a busy home with four children in tow. But behind the “Supermum” exterior, Natasha Hamilton has fought an ongoing battle with depression and earlier this year spiralled again into a dark hole after feeling “overwhelmed” with life. Natasha, 37, has previously opened up about struggling with her mental health, revealing she first suffered with post-natal depression after giving birth to Josh, 17, who she shares with ex-partner Fran Cosgrave. She then had therapy when it returned while pregnant with Ella, two, who she shares with 5ive singer and ex-fiancé Ritchie Neville. And singer Natasha candidly admits her demons returned earlier this year, revealing, “Life…

INSIDE ANNA’S FRIDGE • Organic eggs • Butter • 85% dark chocolate • Houmous • Mature cheddar cheese • Whole milk • Steak mince • Sun-dried tomatoes • Chicken breast fillets • Babybels • Salmon fillets • Strawberries • Apples • Spring onions • Chorizo • Broccoli • Sweetcorn • Asparagus • Grapes • Unsweetened almond milk • Orange juice VERDICT NUTRITIONIST JULIETTE KELLOW SAYS, “Anna is feeding a developing baby, so needs a nutrient-rich balanced diet, which she has. Pregnant women require an extra 200 calories a day. Oily fish like salmon provide omega-3 fats, vital for brain and eye development. Pregnant or breastfeeding women can have two portions of fish a week, but no more, as they can contain pollutants.” FRIDGE HEALTH RATING 8/10 TAKEAWAY TREAT SUSHI I…

Millennials’ love for the green fruit knows no bounds – and they may be on to something! According to a recent study, eating one avocado a day can lower levels of bad cholesterol – which is linked to things like cancer and heart disease. Study participants ate one of three diets – a low-fat one, a moderate-fat one, or a moderate one with a daily avocado. After five weeks, the avo-eaters saw a real difference in their cholesterol. Avocados are also high in healthy fats, which are good for eye health. And that’s why they’re a superfood!…

£9.60 On a chicken salad, melon and milk from Marks & Spencer on the way back from the airport. £22 On a red dress with white stars from Dancing Leopard. £49 For a white lace beach cover-up for my holiday. £17 On two books in WHSmith. The first was Normal People by Sally Rooney and the second was Someone We Know by Shari Lapena. £1.75 On a milk chocolate cookie from Ben’s Cookie’s. I love them – they’re so good! • Follow @Lilahparsons on Instagram and Twitter.…

What made you say yes to the series? SARAH: As soon as I read it I could tell who Melissa was. I recognised her and I know a few people quite like her. SUE: The whole situation is just funny. I read the script and thought, “This is fantastic”. NIGEL: The script was so great, and I had worked with Gold TV channel before on Murder On The Blackpool Express – so it was a sort of welcome home. I think these sorts of family shows work brilliantly. And casting Bobby Ball is genius. Sue and Bobby together are brilliant. Tell us about who you play… NIGEL: Larry is a sad case. He has a new girlfriend who is very controlling but he is genuinely in love with her. She…

THIS WEEK’S CELEB STAR SIGN SCORPIO 23 OCT-21 NOV Hopefully, you’re going through a big period of personal growth at the moment. This week, you need to be the best person you can be. You’re up against it astrologically. Don’t sting anyone! Be nice! Find out where Mercury is retrograde for you at mercuryretrograde book.com SAGITTARIUS 22 NOV-21 DEC The planet of good luck, your ruler Jupiter, is in your sign right now, which is great. However, this week, you’ll need to draw on all your famous good humour if and when a friend starts to bug you. Money could be the issue – don’t let it ruin things. Find out where Mercury is retrograde for you at mercuryretrogradebook.com CAPRICORN 22 DEC-19 JAN There could be argy-bargy in the office…

• Lauren Goodger is spotted supporting troubled James ‘Arg’ Argent at a recent gig • Insiders reveal her latest plot to become part of Arg’s inner circle to rile his best mate Mark Wright • Pals say this is Lauren’s time for payback after years of feeling ostracised in Essex Posing in an eye-catching bikini while on holiday in Spain last week, Lauren Goodger aimed to be a sex symbol once again – something she’s aspired to ever since her engagement to Mark Wright ended in 2012, telling Closer at the time, “I feel sexy when I have curves.” But sunbathing and pouting for pictures wasn’t the only motive for the ex-TOWIE star’s trip to Marbella, as insiders reveal she also made a detour to Majorca to watch her former…

She was named the wealthiest member of the Kardashian-Jenner family earlier this year, becoming the youngest ever self-made billionaire at just 21, thanks to the huge success of her cosmetics brand. But following Kylie Jenner’s recent spell of wild behaviour following her split from Travis Scott, 28 – which saw her swig tequila from a bottle and kiss her pal Anastasia Karanikolaou at a Halloween bash last week – insiders say her ‘momager’ Kris Jenner, 63, has warned her daughter she could be putting her empire at risk. A source says, “Kris is worried about Kylie and fears she’s spiralling off the rails. She’s told her to calm down and stop drinking so frequently. She worries it could ruin her reputation, which will have a knock-on effect on her brand…

She may have split from boyfriend of six months Rob Jowers last month, but Emily Atack is not letting her break-up get her down, and says she’s feeling more confident than ever. During her time on I’m A Celeb! , Emily, 29, lost a stone, but she recently told Closer she was comfortable regaining her curves, saying, “I’m probably the biggest I’ve ever been. I weigh 11st, but I’m doing everything I’ve always wanted to do. My life is the best it’s ever been, and I get more compliments now than ever before. I look back at photographs of when I was slimmer, looking a bit gaunt, and I was definitely unhappier.” The 5ft 2 actress says she fluctuates between a size 10 and a 14, and works out with…

She’s the star of one of the most popular reality shows on TV, alongside sister Billie and both their families. And Sam Faiers believes the reason The Mummy Diaries is so successful is because she and Billie are so authentic and real that other mums can connect with them. Speaking to Closer at The Pride Of Britain Awards, Sam, 28, says, “I can’t believe we’re on series seven and the show is where it is. People really like it, and I think that’s because Billie and me are relatable as mums. “I know we’re celebrities and in the public eye, but we show our everyday life with the kids – the tears, tantrums and all. If we didn’t put it all out there, I don’t think people would want to…

He’s in one of the last remaining relationships from this year’s series of Love Island, and Curtis Pritchard confidently tells Closer he’s got his romance with Maura Higgins “sussed”. Curtis, 23, says, “Open-mindedness and allowing each other your own space [is key]. She allows me to do my thing and I allow her to do hers. When we meet up, we really love the time we spend together. “A lot of people try to move in together after Love Island, because you’re used to being together in the Villa. But I don’t believe, for me, that’s a good idea at all. I think you need your space – I’ve only known Maura for three months. I feel like I need to take it chilled and slowly because I want longevity.…

GAZ BEADLE: “Me and Gaz always used to go to each other for advice. I would turn to him and he would come to me. We became really close by the end of Geordie Shore because we were the only two originals left.” MARNIE SIMPSON: “I’m so proud of what Marnie has achieved and so pleased we have been able to connect more recently through the new MTV show, Geordie OGs. We have so many exciting things to look forward to – we are both starting new chapters in our lives.” VICKY PATTISON: “Vicky is the ultimate Geordie Shore star. Her ‘green screens’ on the show – where you speak into the camera and comment on things – and her one-liners were just incredible! She is very funny.”…

‘WORKOUTS SHOULD NEVER BE EASY – COMFORT DOESN’T BELONG IN THE GYM’ Striking a pose in a tiny bikini, it’s hard to believe that Joanne Peters is in her mid-40s. But since revamping her diet and taking up weight training, the mum-of-two looks fitter than she did when she was in her 20s. And she says any mum can look like her – as long as they’re prepared to put the work in. Joanne fasts for an incredible 16 hours a day and works out at least four days a week. She says, “I used to hate my untoned tummy and wobbly bits and would often eat takeaways for dinner. Now I regularly fast as I find it curbs my sugar cravings and keeps my calorie count in check. And…

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Reality star Ollie and his model fiancée Emma give their Instagram following a peek inside their newly renovated terraced house. Here’s how to copy their modern-boho look STEAL THEIR STYLE…

STAYING HEALTHY – “When I started out in the music industry, for most of the time I was in fight or flight mode. I’d go all day living on coffee and cheese-on-toast; I’d feel terrible and suffer with headaches. As well as cutting down on alcohol, I gave up smoking at the start of the year and feel better all round.” SOCIAL MEDIA – “It’s easy for people to see the good times, but behind closed doors there’s a hell of a lot going on that you don’t know about. Sometimes when you’re in a dark place, you don’t want to talk about it – but now I’m through it, I can.” BODY CONFIDENCE – “People might judge me, as I’m a slim person, but I still have issues with…

How much do you spend per week? Around £80. We buy what we need every few days and fresh whenever possible. We’re not near a supermarket, so I buy meat and fish I can freeze and bread and milk every other day. [Anna lives with husband Alex, son Vincenzo, three, and is expecting her second child in December]. Describe your daily diet… When I wake up, I need a cup of tea. I went off tea and coffee at the start of my pregnancy, which was devastating. I drink a couple of litres of water a day. For breakfast, I’ll have scrambled eggs on granary toast. I don’t snack, but if I did, I’d have a banana or Nairns oatcakes. Lunch is a jacket potato with tuna and salad or…

FAMILY MATTERS HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU ACT AS A TEAM We all think our rules and the way we tell off our kids are right. Emma advises how to ensure you’re on the same page Consistency is key in parenting, and it’s easier to be steady in your approach when you are united. No matter what, you both want the best for your kids, and keeping this in mind will mean you share the same attitude and common parenting principles. If you have absolute non-negotiables such as shouting or hitting, make your position clear to your partner. Write a list of some behaviour rules so you both have an agreed reference point when sanctioning your kids, and agree consequences for when they are broken. That way, your children will…

Ever since Robert started living a double life, Corrie fans have been quick to comment about it on actress Kym Marsh’s social media. “I posted a picture of a few of the cast out for dinner the other night,” she says, “and someone had commented, ‘That bloke behind you is cheating on you!’. Everyone is always saying, ‘Get rid of that Robert, he is no good!’ so there has been a lot of support for Michelle.” We think she’s going to need it……

How would you describe His Dark Materials ? It follows Lyra, a 13-year-old girl on an epic journey in search of her kidnapped friend. On that journey, she discovers things about herself, about her destiny and about the world in which she lives. That journey will have consequences, not just for this world but for many other worlds. Tell us about your character… I play Mrs Coulter, one of the show’s main antagonists. She isn’t a very nice woman, but we delve in deep with her. I think her actions come from a place of trauma so, in my eyes, she’s perhaps misunderstood. But either way, she does some pretty horrific things. How did you settle on a look for Mrs Coulter? In the book, Philip [Pullman, the author] had…

SOPHIE KASAEI... Yes, Sophie, it’s called turning 40 – and it feels bloody wonderful! ALEX GEORGE... The roast sounds lovely, Dr Alex. But what’s a Harry Potter marathon? Do you run laps around the Hogwarts playing fields? INSPIGRAM KYLIE JENNER Wise words from Kylie, who appears to have met all of our exes (we’re still waiting for those big things, Kyles).…